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Old is when. . . . . .
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:31 am
by Odie
Ally;1109639 wrote: I can relate to that Odie,how funny is this thread love it.Old is wen u go all the way down the hallway to get something from the room then u forget wot ur there for.Im getting senior moment a lot bloody frightning and im not a senior yet OMG.lolpmsl.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Ally, for me, just to the fridge!:wah::wah:
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:15 am
by cars
Omni_Skittles;1109282 wrote: My mom does that!!!
:yh_rotfl
She's not old!
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:20 am
by cars
Old is when
Your formal attire is considered, "tied shoes"! :wah:
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:50 pm
by Ally
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:03 pm
by qsducks
Omni_Skittles;1109281 wrote: awww sad.
Very normal for teen girls not to be seen with mom.:wah:
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:44 am
by nok
Old is when ...
parts of your body jiggle like jello.
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:41 am
by cars
Old is when
You stop growing at both ends, and start growing in the middle!
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:45 am
by Ally
Dont u hate that, old is wen u start growing hair where hair shouldnt grow pmsl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:49 am
by cars
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl yep, I've worn out 3 razors clipping & cutting!
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:58 am
by Ally
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl cars it seems that females start growing hair on their upper lip and men grow hair out of their ears lol. Not fair :-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:08 am
by cars
Old is when
you fall asleep on the couch 3 hours before your regular bed time
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:13 pm
by Ally
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl then ur up all night long:-5
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:47 pm
by Odie
Ally;1110977 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl then ur up all night long:-5
damn right!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:07 am
by nok
Old is when you tell young people who your favorite singer is and they look confused and say, " Who's that ? Never heard of him/ her." :-2
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:05 am
by grbay
LOL, most of those are great!!! I am going to forward this one to my grandparents, they will get a kick out of these..:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:49 pm
by Bruv
I am sprouting hair from every orifice.
Have tufts of hair on my neck/cheek/lip even when I take extra care shaving.
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:51 pm
by Sunshine
I say something and then look around :-3 because it is exactly what my mother would have said.
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:53 pm
by Sunshine
Ally;1110310 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl cars it seems that females start growing hair on their upper lip and men grow hair out of their ears lol. Not fair :-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
That upper lip thing is so unfair as is the one white one that sprout out from your chin. :-2
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:54 pm
by Sunshine
cars;1110311 wrote: Old is when
you fall asleep on the couch 3 hours before your regular bed time
I do that all the time. Miss most of the programs that I want to watch. Seems like, anymore, if I sit in one place for over an hour, I fall asleep.
Golden years, yeah right!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:28 pm
by cars
Old is when:
Your teeth smile back at you from the night stand, at bed time
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:26 pm
by Odie
Old is when you don't remember what day it is.
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:02 pm
by grbay
Odie;1141154 wrote: Old is when you don't remember what day it is.
LOL, love that one to
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:34 pm
by Clodhopper
...you aren't concerned with pinching an inch. It's the couple of acres that bother you.
...policemen look young.
...hangovers last more than one day.
...you find that lady very attractive. And her grown up daughter equally (or more) so. (alter according to sex/preference :wah:)
...you attended a Rolling Stones Concert. Before their wrinkles outnumbered the audience.
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:39 pm
by fuzzywuzzy
[QUOTE=Clodhopper;1141226
...hangovers last more than one day.
QUOTE]
OH god I don't need to hear that right now
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:53 pm
by Odie
grbay;1141202 wrote: LOL, love that one to
it works for me!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:01 pm
by Clodhopper
OH god I don't need to hear that right now
:wah: Oh well...I hope it was worth it.
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:17 pm
by Odie
Clodhopper;1141226 wrote: ...you aren't concerned with pinching an inch. It's the couple of acres that bother you.
...policemen look young.
...hangovers last more than one day.
...you find that lady very attractive. And her grown up daughter equally (or more) so. (alter according to sex/preference :wah:)
...you attended a Rolling Stones Concert. Before their wrinkles outnumbered the audience.
what's a hangover?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:24 pm
by fuzzywuzzy
not really:o
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:27 pm
by Clodhopper
In Clodhopper's Nonconcise Undictionary:
hangover (n): That part of a large man which hangs over his belt buckle, obscuring said buckle from public view. It also serves the function of printing the design of said buckle upside down on the male abdomen.
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:52 pm
by Odie
old is when you need a nap daily!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:14 pm
by Sunshine
Odie;1141447 wrote: old is when you need a nap daily!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
That one takes me over the hill and on the way down. :yh_rotfl
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:34 am
by cars
OLD IS WHEN. . .
you threw a "wild party", and the neighbors didn't even notice it!
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:37 am
by cars
OLD IS WHEN . .
All the names in your phone book end with MD
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:42 am
by cars
OLD IS WHEN . .
you eat out in a restaurant, and they ask you for the money up front
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:44 am
by nok
Old is when you do something fun and somebody asks you, "Aren't you a little bit too old to be doing that ?"
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:05 am
by nok
Old is when you stop celebrating birthdays because you don't want to be reminded about how old you really are.
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:40 am
by Odie
Sunshine;1141514 wrote: That one takes me over the hill and on the way down. :yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:40 am
by Odie
old is when you never have to say your sorry, cause you have no idea what you did!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:43 pm
by cars
OLD IS WHEN...
A bouquet of flowers scares you
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:17 am
by nok
Old is when you are attracted to someone and when you flirt with them, they say, " Hey, granny. Sorry but you're too old for me."
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:18 am
by nok
Old is when you can't walk for more than fifteen minutes before your knees or your feet start hurting.
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:19 am
by Odie
[QUOTE=nok;1142325]Old is when you can't walk for more than fifteen minutes before your knees or your feet start hurting.[/QUOT
so true!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:36 pm
by cars
OLD IS WHEN. .
It ain't the age so much, it the darn "milage"
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:35 pm
by cars
OLD IS WHEN. . .
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial rates,
and blamed it on the cost of living.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:19 pm
by hoppy
Old is when you find that you can get rid of all your wrinkles just by gaining weight.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:48 am
by hoppy
Old is when you.........I forgot.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:09 am
by cars
OLD IS When. .
You regret all the sins you didn't commit! :wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:24 am
by Odie
cars;1214559 wrote: OLD IS When. .
You regret all the sins you didn't commit! :wah:
now I like this one!:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:11 am
by nok
Old is when everybody looks young to you.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:30 pm
by cars
OLD IS WHEN. . . .
You start making the same noises as your coffee maker!
