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Does George actually sign the card?

I'll have to ask my Dad on that one. Maybe it's just a rubber stamp with his name.

Hi Luv, welcome to the Garden, & enjoy!!!

Thanks, cars!

Hi back at you!

tis good being newbies together!

Yes, it does make one feel good.

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Disclaimer: The above advertisement is published without in anyway inconveniencing any animals real or imaginary, and is in no way to be construed as binding any of the parties who don't like to play those kind of games.. It does not necessarily reflect the views of the Management of Forum Garden who are probably trying their luck against more plebeian punters in the new Casino.