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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:39 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted, we all need more time

Wish I could go to OZ

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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:25 am
by qsducks
Wish granted, pick me up in that new Kayak of yours

Wish we didn't have to bring so much luggage

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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:43 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted, no clothes needed on the nude beach



Wish I knew what happened to my gloves

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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:25 am
by qsducks
Your parrot took them for her flying lessons

Wish I didn't have to get off here, see your pm

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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:31 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted, but there is no pm yet

Wish I had a good movie to watch tonight

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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:33 pm
by Wallaroo
wish granted - it`s "Revenge of the Nerds - pt 9"

wish..... redneck airlines flew return to OZ

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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:31 am
by qsducks
Wish not granted, TB doesn't have a passport

Wish I could drive my daughter's car

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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:15 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted, she lost the car keys

Wish my hair wasn't so curly

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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:17 am
by qsducks
Wish not granted, I'd love to have curly hair

Wish I had more "oomph" to my hair

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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:38 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted, put some gorilla glue to add volume

Wish I knew what happened to girlfriday

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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:40 am
by Cow Patty
Wish granted, hopefully she will be here today

I wish I knew how to play the guitar like the monkey

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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:20 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted, you have CRS



Wish I had a leopard print tablecloth

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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:35 pm
by qsducks
Wish not granted, it's mine.

Wish I had a leopard steering wheel cover

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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:35 pm
by Wallaroo
wish not granted - i do`nt believe in killing mother earths beautiful creatures for vanity(sorry:()

wish... you had a fake leather steering wheel cover :cool:

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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:09 am
by qsducks
Wish granted, already have one:wah:

Wish I had a fake fur steering wheel cover

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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:13 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted, but you are allergic to it

Wish we could all win the lottery

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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:19 am
by qsducks
Wish granted, I'll split it with you

Wish I didn't have to get off soon (around 2pm)

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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:37 pm
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted...all good things have an end

Wish my dogs would stop barking

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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:16 pm
by abbey
Wish granted, They now howl like banshee's



Wish I did'nt have to get up so early in the morning.:yh_tired

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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:38 pm
by Wallaroo
wish granted - sleep in and tell everyone you thought it was yesterday

wish ... i lived in a timezone closer to America and England

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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:10 am
by Trunk Monkey
Me too!



Wish all our wishes could come true

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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:35 pm
by Wallaroo
wish not granted - then there would be nothing left to wish for.

wish ..... the Japanese would stop killing whales

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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:08 pm
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted. It's just terrible!



Wish I could do something to help the whales

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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:51 pm
by qsducks
Wish granted, you are now a spokesperson for Greenpeace

Wish I knew where my Nintendo DS was

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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:58 pm
by Wallaroo
wish granted - Q hid it until you be a good mummy and give him a rise in pocket money

Wish ...... i could get a pay rise

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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:29 am
by qsducks
Wish granted, we all need one

Wish gas wasn't so high

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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:33 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted...we need to walk more



Wish I had a gorilla suit

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:45 am
by girlfriday
Wish granted but you have to wear it grocery shopping:yh_monkey

Wish I had tickets to The Eagles

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:51 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted...they have flown away

Wish I knew where everyone is this morning

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:56 am
by girlfriday
Wish granted, they are searching for my coffee maker

Wish NY's governor hadn't turned out to be a creep

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:03 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted...he's a sleeze bucket

Wish he resigns soon

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:07 am
by qsducks
Wish not granted, now he's blaming everyone

Wish some politicians ego's were not so big

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:10 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted...it's not their ego's that are big :lips:

Wish the snow would stop

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:13 am
by qsducks
Wish not granted, 9 days to go:wah:

Wish I did not have to out today

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:25 am
by girlfriday
Wish not granted, you have to do your grocery shopping

Wish FedEx had come to my house instead of the neighbor's

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:57 pm
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted..the driver has CRS

Wish I had a pub near me

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:01 pm
by girlfriday
Wish granted, but they only serve Old Milwaukee.

Wish I could smoke in the house

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:53 pm
by Wallaroo
wish not granted - you have to think of others

wish ... i could think of something to wish for :yh_think

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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:19 am
by qsducks
Wish not granted, use your brain

Wish Wallaroo's brain worked

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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:49 pm
by Wallaroo
wish not granted - you must have one first!

Wish .....the duck would lend me Qs brain

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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:16 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted, his mother is using it right now

Wish we all could go to the beach with qsducks

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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:11 pm
by Wallaroo
wish granted - Qsducks is taking us all to Hardwicke Bay - Gods waiting room

Wish... i could stay ,but i have to go (OZ F1 is about to start)

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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:10 am
by qsducks
Wish granted, go watch your show

Wish I knew what wallaroo was watching

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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:28 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted..it's not rated PG



Wish I could wear my new outfit on the beach

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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:29 pm
by Wallaroo
wish granted - it`s Borats mankini

wish .... i could see you wearing the mankini :D

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:26 am
by qsducks
Wish granted, that should be a good laugh:wah:

Wish I was coming into some money

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:10 pm
by Wallaroo
wish granted - you are,you just walked into a bank

wish ... i had a really big easter egg , right now!

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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:00 am
by qsducks
Wish granted, except the chick in the mankini pops out of it

Wish I knew where you hid those eggs

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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:03 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted...I hid them all in the Target store



Wish I was funnier

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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:30 pm
by Wallaroo
you are - you just fell off THAT branch (WEHT) :wah:

wish ... i could see the monkey swinging on that branch