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I'm a little coconut,

Sitting under this here tree.

Everybody steps on me,

That is why I'm cracked you see.

Chorus:

I'm a nut,

I'm a nut,

I'm a nut, nut, nut-nut-nut.

Called myself on the telephone

Just to see if I was home.

Made a date for half past eight,

Better hurry or I'll be late!

- Chorus

Took myself to the picture show

Sat myself in the very last row

Wrapped my arms around my waist

Got so fresh I slapped my face!

- Chorus

Bought some roses at the store.

Told myself I wanted more.

That's why I broke up with me.

Now I am a nut that's free!

- Chorus

Gee, I miss me all the time.

Wonder if I'm doing fine.

Maybe I'll stop by to see

If I have a chance with me.

- Chorus

Coca-Cola went to town,

Pepsi-Cola shot him down.

Dr. Pepper fixed him up,

Now we all drink 7-Up.

- Chorus

koan;728722 wrote: I'm a little coconut,

Sitting under this here tree.

Everybody steps on me,

That is why I'm cracked you see.



Chorus:

I'm a nut,

I'm a nut,

I'm a nut, nut, nut-nut-nut.



Called myself on the telephone

Just to see if I was home.

Made a date for half past eight,

Better hurry or I'll be late!

- Chorus



Took myself to the picture show

Sat myself in the very last row

Wrapped my arms around my waist

Got so fresh I slapped my face!

- Chorus



Bought some roses at the store.

Told myself I wanted more.

That's why I broke up with me.

Now I am a nut that's free!

- Chorus



Gee, I miss me all the time.

Wonder if I'm doing fine.

Maybe I'll stop by to see

If I have a chance with me.

- Chorus



Coca-Cola went to town,

Pepsi-Cola shot him down.

Dr. Pepper fixed him up,

Now we all drink 7-Up.

- Chorus




i will be singing that for weeks..:wah:

Bwahahaha!!!

hey willis.what you laughing about i have you signed up over in the mud wrestling pit....:p

Ruh ro! :wah:

G-man;728799 wrote: Ruh ro! :wah:


dunt worry..we have the paramedics standing by...with oxygen..for us when we watch this...:p

guppy;728793 wrote: hey willis.what you laughing about i have you signed up over in the mud wrestling pit....:p


okay, imagining you as Gary Coleman just isn't workin' for me......









:wah::wah::wah:

I want pictures!

of g-man mud wrestling and guppy dressed up like gary coleman. :wah:

gman is wrestling you chicky.....:wah:

I'm ready!

I just started selling tickets over there

This'll be a good one. I guarantee it.

oh yea..best seller..heheheeheheheheh

Whatchoo talkin' about????

koan and gman in the mud wrestling pit..:p

I've been waiting for this for a long time. All that cabinet lifting this summer is gonna pay off. :wah:

Oh I definately need a cyber cigarette now!!

i need a shot of something strong..a cyber ciggy and a good back rub by the bouncer..hey..does gup's pub have a bouncer? yikes...ummmmmmmmmmm jacks dad..who hooooooooooooo jacks dad..:p

*koan sits at the back of the pub, ciggy in one hand, pen perched in the other, and tries to look like a mysterious artist type. She orders a soy latte with extra foam.

Who puked in the corner next to the juke box??????

Needs cleaning up........And dont get me started on the ladies toilets

it's Friday...got the jukebox playing random tunes...beer is ice cold..pretzels all around..gups is kicked back enjoying...

I'm taking a bar stool by the taps so I can enjoy listening to all the chatter. I'm in people watching mode.

whats the new barman called, hes got a nice pert botty hasnt he???:p:p

i plan on getting out on the dance floor later..

I'll be leading the "booty call" line dance!

Oh, a dart game going on! I'm putting quarters down to play the winner.

well it wont be me..none of my darts even came close to the dart board..they are all stuck in the wall..i am a total blonde..at darts..hahhahahahaha:wah:

what cider ya got

what ever you desire cutie..and you messed up..gups grabs jess and drags him to the dance floor..:sneaky:

guppy;729536 wrote: what ever you desire cutie..and you messed up..gups grabs jess and drags him to the dance floor..:sneaky:


jess drops his cruches and falls flat on his face

is there a lawyer in here i wana sue:wah::wah:

Give me a Rum and Coke. Nuts have been de salted and are ready for handling.

YZGI;729543 wrote: Give me a Rum and Coke. Nuts have been de salted and are ready for handling.


YAYYYY, I could go for a handful of nuts right about now!!:D

el guapo;729541 wrote: jess drops his cruches and falls flat on his face



is there a lawyer in here i wana sue:wah::wah:


no lawyer..but we do have a nurse on hand..to cure your ahhh injury...:sneaky:

hey..you danced good..here is your cider..:wah:

guppy;729546 wrote: no lawyer..but we do have a nurse on hand..to cure your ahhh injury...:sneaky:

hey..you danced good..here is your cider..:wah:


i think im paralyzed

el guapo;729547 wrote: i think im paralyzed


from excitement? eh? hehehehehehe

el guapo;729547 wrote: i think im paralyzed


guppy;729551 wrote: from excitement? eh? hehehehehehe


cant move not even a carrot

el guapo;729558 wrote: cant move not even a carrot


gups whips out her cpr skills on the carrot..



dang ..you are being difficult guapo...never had a carrot i couldnt revive before..so here wego...hehehehehehehe

guppy;729559 wrote: gups whips out her cpr skills on the carrot..



dang ..you are being difficult guapo...never had a carrot i couldnt revive before..so here wego...hehehehehehehe


theres always a first time for every thing

el guapo;729569 wrote: theres always a first time for every thing




time to call the coroner...:wah:

guppy;729634 wrote: time to call the coroner...:wah:


maybe a cider drip would help

Here's a round on me guys

Gup, I wanna apply for a part-time job, but, do I have too wear short shorts?

And I read Jim Beam Pallllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeee,thats like generic water!bawaaaaaaaaa!!:wah:

I think I'm drifting off in the corner. Wake me up in an hour.

Indian Princess;729644 wrote: Gup, I wanna apply for a part-time job, but, do I have too wear short shorts?

And I read Jim Beam Pallllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeee,thats like generic water!bawaaaaaaaaa!!:wah:


You can do anything you want..ip...:p can ya make drinks..small talk..flirt with the customers..and call a cab when need be?

You all are having so much fun, I'll just sneak in here and try to pick up on your good vibes, k? I'd like a dark beer on tap, Guppy (this is happy hour isn't it?). I walked, so not to worry How 'bout some nachos to munch on, got any of those??

:-6

Erin

watermark;729704 wrote: You all are having so much fun, I'll just sneak in here and try to pick up on your good vibes, k? I'd like a dark beer on tap, Guppy (this is happy hour isn't it?). I walked, so not to worry How 'bout some nachos to munch on, got any of those??



:-6

Erin


We have nachos..coming right up..peppers on the side..to fire you up as you like..lol dark beer on tap in frozenmug sliding to you now..i am gonna drink one with you..never tried dark beer...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm its good..:p

I need a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other and a man wrapped around ummmm that chair sitting beside me....thanks!:-6

guppy;729705 wrote: We have nachos..coming right up..peppers on the side..to fire you up as you like..lol dark beer on tap in frozenmug sliding to you now..i am gonna drink one with you..never tried dark beer...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm its good..:p


hehe, thanks Guppy, um, barmiester!

hey, you were supposed to wake me in an hour!

just woke up now so.... a martini would be nice.

you got it..you were so cute all curled up over there i didnt want to disturb ya..besides the light up antlers i stuck on your head was fuuuuuuuuuunnny..:wah:

hope you got pictures

... damn. I'm still wearing them, aren't I...