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Imladris;658357 wrote: Oh well, sod it, I'm working on trying not to take life too seriously at the moment!!!!!!


MEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

minks;658356 wrote: Jerry Jerry Jerry !


You wanna piece of me! Huh, do ya, do ya!!!???

Imladris;658359 wrote: You wanna piece of me! Huh, do ya, do ya!!!???


Bring it on you sassy trailer trash specimen.

I'm with Red Glitter, pulling up the shirt to show the goods!!! whoo hooooooo!!!!

AngelEyes82;658362 wrote: Jerry Jerry Jerry!


yeah what she said ^

Imladris;658357 wrote: Oh well, sod it, I'm working on trying not to take life too seriously at the moment!!!!!!


GET BACK HERE!!!! We haven't finished with you yet.....(dragging you back on stage by your hair)

ThePheasant;658365 wrote: GET BACK HERE!!!! We haven't finished with you yet.....(dragging you back on stage by your hair)


Owowowowowouch!!!! You dirty flea ridden ****** , you git your hands offa me or I'll ******** and then I'll ****** and you're husband was no good in the sack anyways!!!!













Do you think this is going in the direction Lon thought of?:rolleyes:

WonderWendy3;658361 wrote: I'm with Red Glitter, pulling up the shirt to show the goods!!! whoo hooooooo!!!!


Oh yeah? Well mine are better! YOUR MAN said so!!!



:wah:

Imladris;658367 wrote: Owowowowowouch!!!! You dirty flea ridden ****** , you git your hands offa me or I'll ******** and then I'll ****** and you're husband was no good in the sack anyways!!!!













Do you think this is going in the direction Lon thought of?:rolleyes:


yes academy award performances by all of ya.

Imladris;658367 wrote:













Do you think this is going in the direction Lon thought of?:rolleyes:


Probably....or maybe not...and ain't it great?!

here is jimbo





the trailer trash

[QUOTE=Imladris;658367]Owowowowowouch!!!! You dirty flea ridden ****** , you git your hands offa me or I'll ******** and then I'll ****** and you're husband was no good in the sack anyways!!!!



You ***** *******, my husband said it was like sleeping with a ***** gorilla - don't you know what a shaver is you dirty slapper!! He said he could only get close to you when he had a fly swatter - try washing down there sometimes!!!

'Rips shirt off, throws to ground and starts scratching at ya eyes'!!!!







Can we pole dance now ..... pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssseeeee

RedGlitter;658370 wrote: Oh yeah? Well mine are better! YOUR MAN said so!!!



:wah:


That's okay, he's my brother....I have another one!! HA

minks;658371 wrote: yes academy award performances by all of ya.


Thank you for this award, I never thought it would happen to me, I'd like to thank my agent for getting me this part, Jerry for having me on his show, my boyfriend for making sure my tattoos were all spelt right, my kids for not getting arrested tonight so I could be here, the neighbours for dropping the charges, my ex-boyfriends for having their kids tonight and the man in the pawn shop for the money to get myself this right smart dress.



RedGlitter;658374 wrote: Probably....or maybe not...and ain't it great?!


Teehee!

here Jimbo just for you

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HA!!! You guys are too funny!

Can Jimbo be Steve the security guard??

RedGlitter;658388 wrote: HA!!! You guys are too funny!

Can Jimbo be Steve the security guard??


brilliant choice!!

an award for you as well shiney girl.

RedGlitter;658388 wrote: HA!!! You guys are too funny!



Can Jimbo be Steve the security guard??




but is he not bald ?????

HA! There are nine people in this thread!

Here's where the action is! Maybe that's why we're not well informed! :wah:

jimbo;658390 wrote: but is he not bald ?????


Last time I saw him he was.

But he's cool- he just goes up and drags people off stage like it's normal.

We like Steve!

RedGlitter;658388 wrote: HA!!! You guys are too funny!



Can Jimbo be Steve the security guard??
Um er, you know the name of the security gaurd on the show? I'm not sayin nuthin.:wah:

RedGlitter;658391 wrote: HA! There are nine people in this thread!

Here's where the action is! Maybe that's why we're not well informed! :wah:


How Dare You Doctor Red!!! Bring it Girlfriend!!!!!

YZGI;658394 wrote: Um er, you know the name of the security gaurd on the show? I'm not sayin nuthin.:wah:


Hey! Everyone knows Steve! You don't know Steve? He's a cultural icon! :wah:

ThePheasant;658395 wrote: How Dare You Doctor Red!!! Bring it Girlfriend!!!!!


Heh heh heh!



Don't forget that little saying Springer has at the end....

"Until next time....take care of yourself....and each other..."

Sheeeeyeah......as someone whacks him with a chair!

Steve Steve Steve!

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oops my mistake

ummm I was gonna ask what that bald guys name is....

minks;658408 wrote: Steve Steve Steve!




what a hideous individual :wah: :wah:

Steve??

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Well, there's no doubt Jimbo's far more handsome, but we need someone in control so there ya go!

Well the one without the sunglasses isn't a complete moose considering he's bald..........................the other????:sneaky:

RedGlitter;658415 wrote: Well, there's no doubt Jimbo's far more handsome, but we need someone in control so there ya go!




thanks red :-6 :-6









oiy hang on

jimbo;658409 wrote:



lonis onagain i always thought he was a singer





oops my mistake






PMSL :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I'd much rather be Springer material than some pompous ass who has to tell people how much more intelligent I am than they are.

Peg;658641 wrote: I'd much rather be Springer material than some pompous ass who has to tell people how much more intelligent I am than they are.


Hey Peg, I'm not really sure how you feel about this issue, could you elaborate???...

:yh_giggle :yh_giggle

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl You should see when I'm REALLY mad! :wah:

Peg;658656 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl You should see when I'm REALLY mad! :wah:


ummmm, ^^^^^ I was skkkerrred enough thankyouverymuch!!:yh_nailbi

I'm in awe, FG!

Bravo! You see I've been sitting here watching to see how this thread would evolve. Hah! One member even went as far as calling him Gerry! Can you believe that! :wah: My what a bunch.

I can only assume by this experiment that these yokels know more about Jerry Springer than they do about current events.

Oh well.

Off to have a drink with Bill Sikes.

Oh, but... Lon?

Would you like some fava beans with your chianti?

someone must of had a bad day at the golf course, or their wine wasn't perfectly chilled! :rolleyes:

:wah:

at least i have peace till noon immy dont get outa her cousin's bed till then :wah: :wah:

jimbo;658907 wrote: at least i have peace till noon immy dont get outa her cousin's bed till then :wah: :wah:


You cheeky sod!!!



Just made me snort on my coke then! (the drink, sheesh!)















Anyways, we sleep out in the open since the trailer burnt down. I told him not use that blowtorch near the stove.

Wow...you guys had a stove?!

We roast our Smokey Links on the end of a coat hanger.

My coat smells like burnt pork now.

Imladris;658909 wrote: You cheeky sod!!!



Just made me snort on my coke then! (the drink, sheesh!)

















Anyways, we sleep out in the open since the trailer burnt down. I told him not use that blowtorch near the stove.






your up early was she in a bad mood :wah: :wah:

RedGlitter;658910 wrote: Wow...you guys had a stove?!


Well, it was more of a gas tank thingy with a grill pan on top.

:wah: I can't top that.

Although my cousin made a BBQ pit out of the back of an El Camino.

It sits next to the old toilet we planted marigolds in.

Hahaha! Actually AF, I made that up. I would never have a toilet planter. Or an El Camino. But you're funny about the shorts!

we related AF, cause I think we got the same uncle! :wah:

RedGlitter;658913 wrote: :wah: I can't top that.

Although my cousin made a BBQ pit out of the back of an El Camino.

It sits next to the old toilet we planted marigolds in.


IF we had indoor plumbing, I'd want a toilet planter.

have you met my neighbors?

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