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Zink....coff up the stuff or else no more late night bat tickles.

You know....the ones that make your little leg do that "thump-thump-thump" thing.

You've got starving women here!



I'm gonna go eat some humble pie now...30 days in the hole...

Do women love enormous penises ?

I mean Im sure not every woman has even seen a really enormous one but is it a fantasy ?

Truth please.

Nomad;642072 wrote: Do women love enormous penises ?

I mean Im sure not every woman has even seen a really enormous one but is it a fantasy ?

Truth please.


Really truth?

Speaking for myself only right...:rolleyes:

No.

All this talk over size....it matters to a point for sure but after that point it's just a waste.

Large penises present well. You know. Like curb appeal.





























Not for me. I'm just sayin'.

Nomad;642072 wrote: Do women love enormous penises ?

I mean Im sure not every woman has even seen a really enormous one but is it a fantasy ?

Truth please.


Its not what you got its how you use it - happy now Nomad :wah:

All joking aside, I'm trying to be serious (in a 'worlds largest penis thread ), no I think is all about a whole lot more. It isn't the size its how much enjoyment you get from the moment.

ThePheasant;642079 wrote: Its not what you got its how you use it - happy now Nomad :wah:



All joking aside, I'm trying to be serious (in a 'worlds largest penis thread ), no I think is all about a whole lot more. It isn't the size its how much enjoyment you get from the moment.




Ok but Im interested in when your mind wanders, not polite talk. Is it something women want ?

I know how guys think with breasts, or at least a lot of guys like enormous breasts. I dont myself. Never have. So I was just wondering if the same applies to women with men ?

I, Rob;642077 wrote: Large penises present well. You know. Like curb appeal.





Not for me. I'm just sayin'.


Oh no. Rob, how old are you? Do you remember those old clunky cars like Buicks I think that had those long metal rods that would feel the curbs as you parked? From the 60s-70s? You know what I'm talking about? Like static wicks on an airplane. That's what you made me think of....good job, Rob. :wah:

Curb feelers.

Yeah.

:sneaky:

Nomad;642081 wrote: Ok but Im interested in when your mind wanders, not polite talk. Is it something women want ?

I know how guys think with breasts, or at least a lot of guys like enormous breasts. I dont myself. Never have. So I was just wondering if the same applies to women with men ?


If you're asking me, I'll just tell you I don't want more than I can handle. And I don't fantasize about more than I can accommodate/appreciate. Is that too forward? :-3

Nomad;642081 wrote: Ok but Im interested in when your mind wanders, not polite talk. Is it something women want ?

I know how guys think with breasts, or at least a lot of guys like enormous breasts. I dont myself. Never have. So I was just wondering if the same applies to women with men ?


From personal experience, I don't want to speak for others, some men like big boobs, some like small. Some like big butts, some like small. I personally am not attracted to big penis (it might get my attention :wah: ), but far more interested in considerate and caring sex, where both partners are mutually trying too please.

Oops now I embarressed myself

ThePheasant;642086 wrote: From personal experience, I don't want to speak for others, some men like big boobs, some like small. Some like big butts, some like small. I personally am not attracted to big penis (it might get my attention :wah: ), but far more interested in considerate and caring sex, where both partners are mutually trying too please.



Oops now I embarressed myself


Ok. What about when your feeling really slutty ? Is it more apt to be important then ? When all the social graces get thrown out the window and its just ****ing ?

Uh...I think the bird split, Nomad.... you done run her off! :wah:

RedGlitter;642084 wrote: Oh no. Rob, how old are you? Do you remember those old clunky cars like Buicks I think that had those long metal rods that would feel the curbs as you parked? From the 60s-70s? You know what I'm talking about? Like static wicks on an airplane. That's what you made me think of....good job, Rob. :wah:



Curb feelers.

Yeah.



:sneaky:


:wah:



I actually meant that a large member presents a pleasing aesthetic. I agree that the shape and size of the apple doesn't guarantee it's juiciness.



Men aren't immune to this either, and I mean heterosexual males. Well, okay, this heterosexual male. When I view erotica the images are more, uh, inspiring when the male involved is well-endowed. Why? Simply because the male in heterosexual erotica is merely an avatar for the male viewer, and we prefer to think that we are awesome. 'Nuff said.



Now read this quick. I have to burn this post.

:wah:

Rob, it was the static wicks that got you, huh? :sneaky:

Okay...okay...this thread can be redeemed...

Why do men seem to think we women want ...uh....you know...the things you think we want...? Why is that? Who told you this?

RedGlitter;642096 wrote: :wah:



Rob, it was the static wicks that got you, huh? :sneaky:


:yh_blush

[quote=I, Rob;642094]:wah:



I actually meant that a large member presents a pleasing aesthetic. I agree that the shape and size of the apple doesn't guarantee it's juiciness.



Men aren't immune to this either, and I mean heterosexual males. Well, okay, this heterosexual male. When I view erotica the images are more, uh, inspiring when the male involved is well-endowed. Why? Simply because the male in heterosexual erotica is merely an avatar for the male viewer, and we prefer to think that we are awesome. 'Nuff said.



Now read this quick. I have to burn this post.



:wah: Too late man.



But I agree.

I, Rob;642098 wrote: :yh_blush


*tee hee*

I knew it.

Especially when they're lubricated.

Wow! There's a lot more people in this thread now! :wah:

Nomad;642092 wrote: Ok. What about when your feeling really slutty ? Is it more apt to be important then ? When all the social graces get thrown out the window and its just ****ing ?


OMG I started down a road I wish I had never stepped onto :wah:

Not sure about your definition of 'slutty' but if you mean horny - then the answer is ..... no a big penis is not what would be the thing that would drive me

Pheasy, notice they split when I asked them my question?

Men are such chickens. Chickens I tell ya.:yh_chickn

RedGlitter;642107 wrote: Pheasy, notice they split when I asked them my question?

Men are such chickens. Chickens I tell ya.:yh_chickn


:wah: :wah: you turned the tables and they ran !!!!

At least I stuck by the questioning even though I wanted to run!!

ThePheasant;642108 wrote: :wah: :wah: you turned the tables and they ran !!!!

At least I stuck by the questioning even though I wanted to run!!


:wah: I think by now they're afraid of me because they know I'll answer them. And demand answers in return. WHICH I NEVER GET!!!!! :wah:

What the hell happened to the double entendre thread?

Rob, I think most women would agree you just have to over come your short comings, and compensate for it elsewhere. Stop and smell the roses, chew your food before you eat it. <---------------- Redeemed?



:-2

KB.;642130 wrote: What the hell happened to the double entendre thread?

Rob, I think most women would agree you just have to over come your short comings, and compensate for it elsewhere. Stop and smell the roses, taste things a little slower if you will.


KB. Redeemed.

Squared.

*now where did Koan's Innuendo Thread go....*

I changed my post, the first was too direct.

KB.;642134 wrote: I changed my post, the first was too direct.


KB...and that wasn't?! :wah:

I've got a headache, sorry.

Hope I didn't hurt your swollen pride

(Im sorry that's the only thing I can come UP with right now)

That was good. I had a good one myself, but I'm gonna save it.

Maybe it's just me but even that sounds dirty. :wah:

I feel like a real member now.





Alright, I'm done with this for at least 6 hours.

:wah:

Real member. Good one.

Really KB, I would have thought you could hold out a little longer than this.

(I can't believe how easy that one came to me....)

:yh_whistl :yh_wait Still waiting..

oh, oops! :yh_whistl :yh_angel

look what popped up!

maybe some of our FG men need some of this ..... play vid. too see Bob

http://www.rateitall.com/i-63153-smilin ... ement.aspx

ThePheasant;642389 wrote: maybe some of our FG men need some of this ..... play vid. too see Bob

http://www.rateitall.com/i-63153-smilin ... ement.aspx


He looks a right Di5k head, if you meet a guy grinning like that you'd think he was mad

SuzyB;642398 wrote: He looks a right Di5k head, if you meet a guy grinning like that you'd think he was mad


:wah: I wonder how many sales they got from that advert. Dearest Bob would not do anything for me - I don't care what size his todger is :yh_sick

CARLA;642220 wrote: :yh_whistl :yh_wait Still waiting..


Dear oh dear. I suppose I'll have to get it out, won't I.

The Lysistrata costumes put together by the University of Alaska Fairbanks Theatre Department in 2002 were a bit over the top but then, so was the play itself.

http://www.costumes.org/shows/100pages/lysistrata4.htm

spot;642408 wrote: Dear oh dear. I suppose I'll have to get it out, won't I.

The Lysistrata costumes put together by the University of Alaska Fairbanks Theatre Department in 2002 were a bit over the top but then, so was the play itself.

http://www.costumes.org/shows/100pages/lysistrata4.htm


:wah: :wah:

ThePheasant;642389 wrote: maybe some of our FG men need some of this ..... play vid. too see Bob

http://www.rateitall.com/i-63153-smilin ... ement.aspx


One of my first stories I wrote after I started writing again was called, "Infomercials are the devils work". Enzyte had a mention in it.

Nomad;642072 wrote: Do women love enormous penises ?

I mean Im sure not every woman has even seen a really enormous one but is it a fantasy ?

Truth please.


well it doesn't have to be enormous but average to large-ish is good!

sunny104;642436 wrote: well it doesn't have to be enormous but average to large-ish is good!


Take a stab <--- at what average is. Seriously.

Uh oh. This could get ugly.... :wah:

KB.;642445 wrote: Take a stab


6 inches....



that reminds me, I want some Subway.....

sunny104;642449 wrote: 6 inches....



that reminds me, I want some Subway.....


Good guess

sunny104;642449 wrote: 6 inches....





that reminds me, I want some Subway.....
All I got to say is WHOOO HOOO! um I mean wifey is above average.