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koan;576589 wrote: are you saying she's like a harbour?


Uh no...but believe me I would like to retract that one.

RedGlitter;576603 wrote: Uh no...but believe me I would like to retract that one.


alright. this thread is all about putting things in then out.

koan;576614 wrote: alright. this thread is all about putting things in then out.


We're not talking about the Hokey-Pokey are we? Oh hell maybe we are.

Good save Koan. :yh_angel

Pinky;576630 wrote: Unexpected insertions eh?:D

All godd fun as long as they're not retracted too fast, hehe!


I believe there's a penalty for early withdrawals...

...insufficient FUNds...

Pinky;576640 wrote:

Damn!! It won't let me say male chicken!!!


:wah:

Yeah "rooster" just kinda doesn't cut it huh?

Pinky;576649 wrote: I guess a rooster is still classed as a ****** though?

Danmit!!! I can't say p.e.c.k.e.r either?!


That's because you left out the woody. Made it impotent.

(woodpecker)

Pinky;576658 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Crikey, I haven't heard that one in a while!!

Yes, wood is important.


yeah but it all depends on the smoothness of the grain.....

Pinky;576720 wrote: And whether the sap is rising!


wot's rising now??

Pinky;576720 wrote: And whether the sap is rising!


I've always been a fan of maple syrup myself...but first you need to tap the tree.

CG thinks I'm a prude. Yeah.

Pinky;576734 wrote: :wah: :wah:

What, just because you don't come out with things in a crass way? Dear oh dear!


Yep. She thinks she has me pegged as either a prude or a lesbian. She can't decide which. I can be as crass as they come (no pun) but it's reading it here the next day that's embarrassing.

Pinky;576749 wrote: It's better when there's humour involved anyway!!

Crass being funny is just a *phallacy*:D

Just keeping up with the innuendoes, hehe!!


:D You are very good at this, Pink! I thought I was good but I am getting shamed here. :wah:



I guess we all have our own personal penal codes....stiff penalties for all.

Come on Koan.

This is ridiculous.

It takes so long to read all these posts. This thread has gotten so big.

I keep getting stiffer and stiffer just bending over to see what's next.

It's really hard, you know?

I do love that it's wet and warm though.

I like it like that. It's really satisfying to come to that conclusion.

Makes you sorta want to let down your hair and go wild, doesn't it?

Come on Koan.

That was quite a bone you threw her!

JacksDad;577087 wrote: Come on Koan.




Hmmmmmm . . . . . er . . . . . uh . . . . . well, it's her thread, she shouldn't mind!!!



Here's a load off my mind!

BH672;577092 wrote:



Here's a load off my mind!






As long as she doesn't mind you unloading.

devist8me;577098 wrote: As long as she doesn't mind you unloading.


She was in an unloading zone!

Don't expect me to take this lying down.

Don't you just hate having your back to the wall, though?

spot;577239 wrote: Don't you just hate having your back to the wall, though?
I suppose that depends on who's coming in the front door.

Well, I won't bend over backwards just to please.

koan;577243 wrote: Well, I won't bend over backwards just to please.
But would you bend over fowards too appease?

YZGI;577242 wrote: I suppose that depends on who's coming in the front door.


I tend to shoot first.

It's all in the reloading...

spot;577248 wrote: I tend to shoot first.


A few questions can prevent breeding discontent.

RedGlitter;577251 wrote: It's all in the reloading...
If you have too reload you probably shot too early and missed your tareget.

YZGI;577253 wrote: If you have too reload you probably shot too early and missed your tareget.


I believe in do-overs :wah:

RedGlitter;577254 wrote: I believe in do-overs :wah:
You best use rubber bullets then

YZGI;577255 wrote: You best use rubber bullets then


Oh I'm not the one shooting....

Pinky;577264 wrote: Are rubber bullets better than shooting blanks?


As long as you can get the bulls-eye who cares?

RedGlitter;577279 wrote: As long as you can get the bulls-eye who cares?
Remember if you mess with a bull you'll get the horn.

YZGI;577281 wrote: Remember if you mess with a bull you'll get the horn.


It's not the horn that matters so much as the way you take the ride....

*whew is it getting hot in this thread* :p

"you must be this tall to get on this ride...."

RedGlitter;577289 wrote: "you must be this tall to get on this ride...."
As long as the line is not too long before I get to ride.

YZGI;577293 wrote: As long as the line is not too long before I get to ride.


Youse buys your ticket, youse takes your chances :wah:

RedGlitter;577295 wrote: Youse buys your ticket, youse takes your chances :wah:
So now I have to buy a ticket? I better have a "happy ending" If I gotta buy a ticket.

quality doesnt come for free, ya know

RedGlitter;577300 wrote: quality doesnt come for free, ya know


A freebie?

:wah: Bark! Bark!:wah:

you men...always looking for handouts....or a hand up.