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jimbo;571938 wrote: I prefer massive boobs . but i have mates that prefer skinny birds with no tits ,imagine them naked like two fried eggs on a toast rack , ladies its just wrong eat choccy ,and loads of chips keep your man happy :-4








Uncle Kram;572197 wrote: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Always been my preference.




krambeled eggs :wah: :wah: :wah:

jimbo;572248 wrote: krambeled eggs :wah: :wah: :wah:


:wah:

:driving: I'd drive anywhere to get some bread rolls

jimbo;572248 wrote: krambeled eggs :wah: :wah: :wah:
I always like to go to work on a Krambled egg

Uncle Kram;572375 wrote: I always like to go to work on a Krambled egg


:wah:

Uncle Kram;572197 wrote: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Always been my preference.


*cough*

hi....:yh_battin

sunny104;572494 wrote: *cough*

hi....:yh_battin
How YOU doin?

I bet you know when you've been Krambled!! :wah:

Betty Boop;572499 wrote: I bet you know when you've been Krambled!! :wah:
Nah...I'm all talk

Tater Tazz;571839 wrote: Let me tell you something. I hate them, when I jog or walk down the street, men stare at me. Men talk to mine, not me. I had to tell the doctor once that my face was up more.


I have the same problem as you....

I'm now a 32G!!!! Ridiculous! Luckily M&S have started stocking them in that size for a smaller ribcage.

Although..... I don't always mind when mens eyes are on stalks.... y'know, if they're good looking!

Uncle Kram;572507 wrote: Nah...I'm all talk


:wah: :wah: :wah: Yeah, punny talk!

Elvira;572509 wrote: I have the same problem as you....



I'm now a 32G!!!! Ridiculous! Luckily M&S have started stocking them in that size for a smaller ribcage.



Although..... I don't always mind when mens eyes are on stalks.... y'know, if they're good looking!


Oh my god, another woman with a tiny back but big boobs!! Yaaay! Thought I was the only one. Clothes shops just don't cater for us do they!

Betty Boop;572522 wrote: Oh my god, another woman with a tiny back but big boobs!! Yaaay! Thought I was the only one. Clothes shops just don't cater for us do they!




chripes i really am getting old i never noticed that at the f g meet up ,now 20 years ago i'd of been taking sneaky pictures :wah: :wah:

jimbo;572531 wrote: chripes i really am getting old i never noticed that at the f g meet up ,now 20 years ago i'd of been taking sneaky pictures :wah: :wah:




:wah: Jimbo!!! Trying to think back what I wore that day now! No, I do actually keep them well hidden. They're not massive but they're quite big for my small frame.

Betty Boop;572538 wrote: :wah: Jimbo!!! Trying to think back what I wore that day now! No, I do actually keep them well hidden. They're not massive but they're quite big for my small frame.




ok i feel much younger now :wah: :wah: thanks

Betty Boop;572538 wrote: :wah: Jimbo!!! Trying to think back what I wore that day now! No, I do actually keep them well hidden. They're not massive but they're quite big for my small frame.


That reminds me of a funny story from my Night-clubbing days BB. I met this nice looking woman at a club, she was average height, with rather moderate to small boobs covered up to her neck. We danced a few dances, had a few drinks, had a few laughs, & then I got her phone # and also actually made a date with her for the very next night. The next night, when I got to her place to pick her up, she opened the door. And WOW! There she stood in a low cut dress, cleavage just "poping out" of everwhere. To my (pleasant) surprise she actually turned out to be a 36DD!! She saw the look on my face as I asked her what happened, & she proceeded to tell me that she actually tied them down with a sheet when she went out to clubs. She said she did that so the guys would look at "her" instead of "them"! I did look at her, LUCKY ME!

cars;572553 wrote: That reminds me of a funny story from my Night-clubbing days BB. I met this nice looking woman at a club, she was average height, with rather moderate to small boobs covered up to her neck. We danced a few dances, had a few drinks, had a few laughs, & then I got her phone # and also actually made a date with her for the very next night. The next night, when I got to her place to pick her up, she opened the door. And WOW! There she stood in a low cut dress, cleavage just "poping out" of everwhere. To my (pleasant) surprise she actually turned out to be a 36DD!! She saw the look on my face as I asked her what happened, & she proceeded to tell me that she actually tied them down with a sheet when she went out to clubs. She said she did that so the guys would look at "her" instead of "them"! I did look at her, LUCKY ME!


:wah: Tied them down!! I wouldn't go that far, but I do know that men I have dated that made it to the bedroom have been pleasantly surprised.

Betty Boop;572555 wrote: :wah: Tied them down!! I wouldn't go that far, but I do know that men I have dated that made it to the bedroom have been pleasantly surprised.
I had a crafty look at the FG meet

Uncle Kram;572564 wrote: I had a crafty look at the FG meet








kramaflague .....:wah: :wah:

Thinking back to Birmingham in January, the piccie evidence show that it's not just men that are fascinated by them, eh Bendybird!!:D

Imladris;572572 wrote: Thinking back to Birmingham in January, the piccie evidence show that it's not just men that are fascinated by them, eh Bendybird!!:D




maybe thats why she kept kissing my head it does look like a boobie

Pinky;572648 wrote: See? That's why you like bigguns...so your head has friends!!:wah:




monster :wah: :wah:

Well you can have my menstral cycle, but I like my boobies!



Ask me in 10 years when they reach my waist, but for now, I like them. Always have been proud to be a girl.:wah: :wah: :wah: :

Uncle Kram;572564 wrote: I had a crafty look at the FG meet


Does that mean you were a bit arty about it then?



Must admit, I did take a look at your moobs

Maybe this had already been suggested. But, is it possible that boobs attract so much attention because their owners are trying so hard so make sure everybody notices them?



Geez!



:wah:

BH672;573081 wrote: Maybe this had already been suggested. But, is it possible that boobs attract so much attention because their owners are trying so hard so make sure everybody notices them?



Geez!



:wah:


Well, I try to hide mine, and men still look, because I was overblessed.

Tater Tazz;573200 wrote: Well, I try to hide mine, and men still look, because I was overblessed.




the boobie prize:wah: :wah:





suzy was also:-4

jimbo;573202 wrote: the boobie prize:wah: :wah:





suzy was also:-4


Then she knows what I am talking about.:wah:

Betty Boop;573062 wrote: Does that mean you were a bit arty about it then?



Must admit, I did take a look at your moobs
Moobettes....purleeeze :rolleyes:

Whats so amazing about them? Ewww, I really wish I didnt have them sometimes. They hurt, and they're so ugly!

I asked Rick about that. He said "Because they're there". He will admit to being totally turned OFF by the extra large fake ones. He'd rather have smaller if they are real.

Yeah some guys do like boobs smaller..

I suppose girls with HUGE boobs think its amazing, like when guys boast they have a big d.ick.

^ I dunno', but... darnit I can't believe I missed them again!

Why'd ya' have to go and get such good mods all of a sudden, Tombstone? :wah:

I do think it is funny when guys look at them in front of there mate, then they get smacked.:wah:

Tater Tazz;592608 wrote: I do think it is funny when guys look at them in front of there mate, then they get smacked.:wah:


I used to Laugh at my Ex when he stared at women's breasts.....cause the poor guy could only imagine...had to come home to the mosquito bites!!:wah: :p

G-man;590961 wrote: ^ I dunno', but... darnit I can't believe I missed them again!

Why'd ya' have to go and get such good mods all of a sudden, Tombstone? :wah:


Hey G-Man, I saved the pic of Pinky on my computer, what's the goin' rate fer it???:)

I'll bid 5p.



Last offer.

Shin pads are for Sassunachs.

Pinky;592652 wrote: Well you shouldn't be wearing them then...

Don't tell me...it's Jock straps up there, hehehe!


Only for wimps...and don't start on what's under our kilts.

Pinky;592656 wrote: Spoilsport!!!:p


Damn right.