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There are loads of them really, always a interesting strategy with the sexy foreign ladies, such as:



Allo Femme du Champingon du Monde, voulez vouz parles mit me in le grande tiamo shack, du hast de biggenset bozumbdas in die welt, unt me liebe de uber-bazoombas, cannst me lubby do for die nune hours, and den mai-beee wir wilst wachen der telli, and dan haben le friiiii, dan wir bothen can haben die ural sechts und der grande bleow jobbe, du gamme?

Tater Tazz;570259 wrote: I forgot the most important, sign language. To me this is important.


You should use all tools at your disposal, even semaphore might be an option, but you will need two flags, or at least rip a blanket in half and use that. Morse code, thats also recognized as an international language of love, and shipwrecks so thats an option, if you have a telegraph machine.

What else, smoke signals, runes, gestures, mime, there are lots of possibilities.

Pinky;570262 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

LMAO!!! You'd either get a Ja-Si-Oui or a slap, hehehehe!!!

It always cracks me up what liebfraumilch translates as!!


Yes, these are the two major reactions that I encounter on my travels across our wonderful and diverse European continent. :wah:

Pinky;570272 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Have you ever had a reply that goes like:

Wotcha mein heir oft le grosse noggin, getten zie mawkers oft ze rack! Ich muchte ze litre rotwein et la grosse snoggenzie uno, el pervio!!:wah:


Ya ya, dis isen die normalen reactionione.

Though often its also "Was gibbs mit du shize headzen, oder maybenish falls du getten me die grossen flagonia obs die vino, dan we canny maken di uber-liebe on der autobanhen in meine BeeMmmmDoubyYou, anny meine sweister canny commie as wellen. Whas shay du? yests?

Pinky;570278 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Que? Zis wassen uno tag-dreamen fantastique, non?:D






Oui, cest le grande fantastie formidable, und alles der homme ober der welt hablen disen dramua. Unforunichlich, dem reliatizen ists nicks so gut, le femme cest le grosen bored dans funf minuten of diese, und le grande man-lieben-sticken gangen kaput if du nicts haben die mawkers in diese correctzen zone. Verstanden me heire?

1. Borneoan

2. Mongolian (the old world stuff not the new fangled kind)

3. Mauritanian

4. Yemenese

5. Belarus...um ity

Pinky;570285 wrote: Mucho el suckio:(

Nein worrio, la femmes likelio mucho crappio...cest la vie!:wah:


Och ninny worrien, meine liben shaften operationio functionale supremo!, aber der fanstasty und der realen monde-lifen isct neber der samen, specialoni for derr senoritas, as dem liben der loven fur grossen numero of les hours, der mannen fallen gesschaften bi 12.30 am, und dee Femme mussen hitzen die mannen mit dem mawkers or de liebe bat, den der mannen getzione liberali mit de lady aginin. :wah:

Pinky;570293 wrote: Tu est le animale l'amour!!:D


Ya, je mappel "les petit tigres du l'amour", und du ist die madamozelle numero uno dans les orgazmozino gudden, und spercken die firsten classen languish rubbishista, alles hailen Il Liebe Duce Pinkerino!

Actually I was wondering if anyone knew if there were any software I could get to perhaps learn a little of a different language...I would google it, but like with anything else, they will ask you for money and half of your arm.

Hab SoslI' Quch!



:sneaky:

BH672;570731 wrote: Hab SoslI' Quch!



:sneaky:


Who's mother has a smooth forehead?

K.Snyder;570757 wrote: Who's mother has a smooth forehead?


:wah:

I'm thinking jimbo. Look at his forehead and you see the genetics!!!



:D

Pinky;570769 wrote: You have a pointy sausage?:-3




Only on my head!



:wah:

Pinky;570802 wrote: Grassy-arse


Hairy behind?

Are we into talking klingon-talk now, we never did that at school, but maybe in the future it may be useful, but if you are gonna get into that, why not learn to speak hobbit as well, (which is like standard English with a west country accent) "aaallo maaaster frooodooooghhhh! :wah:

K.Snyder;570718 wrote: Actually I was wondering if anyone knew if there were any software I could get to perhaps learn a little of a different language...I would google it, but like with anything else, they will ask you for money and half of your arm.


K.Snyder - there are a lot of websites offering free language lessons, with sound files etc. Have a look, for example, at the About.com series - and enjoy!!

http://french.about.com/

http://german.about.com/

http://italian.about.com/

http://japanese.about.com/

AussiePam;570942 wrote: K.Snyder - there are a lot of websites offering free language lessons, with sound files etc. Have a look, for example, at the About.com series - and enjoy!!

http://french.about.com/

http://german.about.com/

http://italian.about.com/

http://japanese.about.com/


Yeah, I actually Started to learn German from About.com...

I even get the right pronunciations...:wah:

I've learned

Guten Tag

Guten Abend,

Wie geht es Ihnen?

Auf Wiedersehen. :wah:

That's all I can remember with the exception of Guten Morgen, as it's not the morning here, and tschus(goodbye) and Gru(R) Dich(Hello).

Looks like a good start, K.Snyder !!! Have you been to Germany?

I got to do some hiking in the Black Forest last year. Awesome area.

AussiePam;570978 wrote: Looks like a good start, K.Snyder !!! Have you been to Germany?

I got to do some hiking in the Black Forest last year. Awesome area.


No...

My ancestors were from Tilsit, now called Sovetsk, I do believe.

Good for you, Wendy!!!!

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Say

Day

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gay

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Oh, I'm learning.

I speak a bit of french. And Swedish of course, and English. And Spanish.

I can talk a little German but i've forgot most of it since i've left High School :wah: