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If you have to refer to it as "the nasty" you are probably too young to be doing it anyway.

"do the nasty" I am glad I read this further, I thought it was going to be about cleaning the toilet or some nasty job like that.... OK

Interesting topic

I got questions



Doing "it" when you decide to finally.... how do you approach ummm Safe sex, reach into your pocket and whip out one of those cheezy little flat packets and in the heat of the moment excuse yourself while you use your teeth to open the condom packet and hold it up and say..."would you mind??"

Or

Do you labor over long conversation about safe sex and try and convince each other you are disease free and completely kill the mood.

Sure you are going to say... it's about trust.... I agree.... there but.... at what point do you trust and say ok we do not need protection.

Ok back to the point....

How long before you take the plunge and have sex.... I agree with the other posts, if its sex for sex sake and the heat of the moment, it could be within minutes

If it's love making I think you build up to it... you bet it's the anticipation.

Depends on what i'm wearing....easy access and all :sneaky:

SuzyB;569997 wrote: Depends on what i'm wearing....easy access and all :sneaky:


:wah: It's allright for you, you've already hooked your man!

DesignerGal;569959 wrote: If you have to refer to it as "the nasty" you are probably too young to be doing it anyway.
How bout. Bumping uglies?

Betty Boop;570002 wrote: :wah: It's allright for you, you've already hooked your man!


I'm a lucky girl:D :rolleyes:

YZGI;570003 wrote: How bout. Bumping uglies?


Well, I guess that would take as long as it takes to down ten pints of beer!! :wah:

SuzyB;570004 wrote: I'm a lucky girl:D :rolleyes:




You're not supposed to roll your eyes Suzy, anyway he's the lucky one! :wah:

Betty Boop;570008 wrote: You're not supposed to roll your eyes Suzy, anyway he's the lucky one! :wah:


After 10 years I'm entiltled to do that :wah:

Is it me, or does this topic keep coming up all the time, as in "when should you have sex with someone?" I seem to recall it from before. I think that like a lot of people said, its kinda situation and person dependent, but as you get older, you get less worried about putting your naughty bits in someone else's naughty bits at the first opportunity (especially if you are sober), and that taking a little time to work out what someone is called, and if they speak your language before copulating with them is usually wise. Of course if you are young, you will disregard this and follow your own pants, thats what most of us did when we were teenagers, fortunately, most people survive their youthful naivety, and get to smile when they hear such things being asked. :rolleyes:

Of course older people certainly do think about sex and love and relationships as well, (god knows we do), life would get boring without a bit of fun, but we wrap it up in more sophisticated talk, or we keep it to ourselves a lot more.

Galbally;570114 wrote: Is it me, or does this topic keep coming up all the time, as in "when should you have sex with someone?" I seem to recall it from before. I think that like a lot of people said, its kinda situation and person dependent, but as you get older, you get less worried about putting your naughty bits in someone else's naughty bits at the first opportunity (especially if you are sober), and that taking a little time to work out what someone is called, and if they speak your language before copulating with them is usually wise. Of course if you are young, you will disregard this and follow your own pants, thats what most of us did when we were teenagers, fortunately, most people survive their youthful naivety, and get to smile when they hear such things being asked. :rolleyes:

Of course older people certainly do think about sex and love and relationships as well, (god knows we do), life would get boring without a bit of fun, but we wrap it up in more sophisticated talk, or we keep it to ourselves a lot more.


LMfAO :wah: :wah:

SuzyB;570121 wrote: LMfAO :wah: :wah:


Aha! :wah:

YZGI;570003 wrote: How bout. Bumping uglies?


that would make an excellant pick up line!

Funny suzy B :wah: :wah:

Pinky;570785 wrote: Or dodgy esperanto!!!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl




SILENCIO! PINKY NE TALKE BOUTA DE LIEBE SPRECHENS! :wah: :wah:

Pinky;570937 wrote: Oopsie!! Je keppen ze gobbe schutt!!!:wah:

Butte le Vorsprung durch technique iste SCORCHIO!!!:yh_rotfl


:rolleyes: Scorchio.



You funny! :wah:

WonderWendy3;569106 wrote: 10 minutes
Hey!! Wanna be friends!!:sneaky:

Lon;569178 wrote: So What??? What if you died the next day and had never bungy jumped, had 100 year old cognac, sailed the South Pacific, experienced true love, experienced cancer, the love of a child, etc. etc.????
Ihave bungy jumped, no 100 yo cognac, been to the South Pacific, I think I've experienced true, had cancer... But you know what? I should've screwed ol' what's her name!!

Yeah see, it''s right there. There are exceptions and some on this board even, but if you knew something about women, you'd know as a whole, we don't cotton to being "screwed."

Ever heard of romance?

RedGlitter;571033 wrote: Yeah see, it''s right there. There are exceptions and some on this board even, but if you knew something about women, you'd know as a whole, we don't cotton to being "screwed."



Ever heard of romance?
What is this romance stuff. Is that where I have to watch the sunset WITHOUT a beer in my hand?

YZGI;571041 wrote: What is this romance stuff. Is that where I have to watch the sunset WITHOUT a beer in my hand?


Nah...not always. If you ask me, it's just showing extra consideration for your mate.

RedGlitter;571047 wrote: Nah...not always. If you ask me, it's just showing extra consideration for your mate.
Whew, Thought I might have been doing it wrong.

luck4mike;571017 wrote: Ihave bungy jumped, no 100 yo cognac, been to the South Pacific, I think I've experienced true, had cancer... But you know what? I should've screwed ol' what's her name!!


Case and point why I would not give you a true answer!



and NO, I'm not what's her name...I'm her sister!

luck4mike;571016 wrote: Hey!! Wanna be friends!!:sneaky:


I just saw that...oh sure!! you bare them, we'll share 'em!! :wah:

i say about a month.

well it depends.. like if you are going on dates with the girl every weekend or every day... so about 2 weeks to a month.

or maybe that night? lol :guitarist :guitarist :guitarist

Can't say I have a time table. When the mood strikes & I'm ok to go, I guess.:guitarist

Jenny;571825 wrote: Can't say I have a time table. When the mood strikes & I'm ok to go, I guess.:guitarist


And how is the mood tonight then dear? Just wondering? :wah:

An hour?

Nah, I'm just messing.

I wouldn't say there's a time limit. Everything from a week to...never.

Depends on who the guy is. :wah:

guppy;569213 wrote: three years? good gawd woman........i am not saying a word.....


Well there have been other "relationships" I've had that I've only waited 1 or 2 weeks. So it totally depends on the man or the situation.

There are some men that I know who are not "marriage material".

I pretty much wait until I'm sure I'll want to see them again. Then it's fair game.

Pinky;572008 wrote: They're the ones I don't tend to worry what they think! If it's just a bit of mutual fun, then I'd just say what the hell...


Yah, it's easy for me to say "what the hell". And then later get attached and I end up saying "what the hell?" in a different context.

yeah...notches in the 'ole headboard is what I refer to them as!!!:)

WonderWendy3;572030 wrote: yeah...notches in the 'ole headboard is what I refer to them as!!!:)


Oh, that sounds like my brother when he was in his 20's.

I wish that life was that carefree. But it reall isn't, especially when one gets older. It's hard to change one's ways when it comes to that.

koan;572010 wrote: I pretty much wait until I'm sure I'll want to see them again. Then it's fair game.


I've had dates with men who gave me the wrong vibes and I never even flirted with them! And then they still call me. I guess that is what dating is for, kinda like shopping.

cinamin;572032 wrote: Oh, that sounds like my brother when he was in his 20's.

I wish that life was that carefree. But it reall isn't, especially when one gets older. It's hard to change one's ways when it comes to that.


Yeah, the headboard isn't for show anymore, just looks like the cat used it for a scratching post!:p

WonderWendy3;572030 wrote: yeah...notches in the 'ole headboard is what I refer to them as!!!:)


sorry thought it said head bald .. moving on swiftly

jimbo;572039 wrote: sorry thought it said head bald .. moving on swiftly






Yeah, I can't see you...

cinamin;572035 wrote: I've had dates with men who gave me the wrong vibes and I never even flirted with them! And then they still call me. I guess that is what dating is for, kinda like shopping.


I must be confusing what the "wrong vibes" are. I would think not flirting with them is why you got bad vibes. The vibes improve when you make them feel wanted.

Pinky;572044 wrote: Mine's wrought iron. My head stays well away from it these days after I got it stuck inbetween the bars.

Not that it sees any action these days!


was some one feeding you a banana

Pinky;572044 wrote: Mine's wrought iron. My head stays well away from it these days after I got it stuck inbetween the bars.

Not that it sees any action these days!


OHHH, they are good for tie-ing ribbon around...for decoration...OF COURSE!!:p

jimbo;572049 wrote: was some one feeding you a banana




REPHASE ALERT



i mean in your mouth from the other side of the bars





a pinky moment hits me :rolleyes: