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Wolverine;536462 wrote: you need help.

and that's saying something when it comes from me.


Thats my next course i've got lined up!!!

It's a S**T job but someone's got to do it

i would offer to help, but...... i don't want to.

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Dissecting Owl Puke

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Owl pellets (owl puke) are the mechanism that owls use to expel the undigestible parts of the animals that they eat, and most children dissect owl pellets at some time in their education. This box set contains a specially sterilised (but real) owl pellet, a dissecting tray and a 92 page full colour book crammed with information and fascinating facts as well as instructions on dissecting the pellet, identifying the animal bones that are found, reconstructing the skeleton and much more. If it all sound a bit gross, then you will understand why children enjoy it so much!

Hamster;536396 wrote: 100 ways to de-louse a child


I would have bought this!

My daughter used to sit next to a kid who was Nit Central.

He used to lay his head on her shoulder and pass on the lil buggers! :-5

When he finally got moved away from her she stopped getting them!

I heard today that one good method was to use hair straigteners on your kids hair - it cooks the nits and kills them!

(Sorry to be gross, but ya have to know these things when you're a mum!

And at least I didn't tell y'all about combing out the nits and popping them between your fingernails!) :wah:

The Human Body: Why they have Gas.

RAPUNZEL! I'd open that one! We dissect owl pellets with children at the zoo all the time!

VERRRRRRY interesting!

Lulu2;536635 wrote: RAPUNZEL! I'd open that one! We dissect owl pellets with children at the zoo all the time!

VERRRRRRY interesting!


LOL! Yes that one appealed to me too Lulu! :wah:

Isn't it funny how some people won't touch stuff that other people find fascinating? My nephew loved this book - but his mum hated it! :wah:

(Sometimes I do a zoo tour & talk a lot about POOP! It can be fascinating, too!)

The meaning of life .... explained by captain kurk.

Lulu2;536667 wrote: (Sometimes I do a zoo tour & talk a lot about POOP! It can be fascinating, too!)


Funnily enough we were wondering a while ago what happens to all the poop a zoo produces. (Interesting conversations that my family have! Lol!)

It must come in interesting sizes, shapes, shades and gloopiness.

There must be an interesting and probably eye-opening selection of 'methods of collection' also! :wah:

pompom;536286 wrote: A Compendium of Combs


:wah:

pompom;536389 wrote: Sheep Ticks I Have Known


:wah: :wah: oh pom pom... how i chuckled

All you ever wanted to know about toe cheese but were afraid to ask

101 Uses For Grandma's Old Douche Bag

Peg;537744 wrote: 101 Uses For Grandma's Old Douche Bag


that is F#@*(&$ wrong, Peg!!

Wolverine;537782 wrote: that is F#@*(&$ wrong, Peg!!


Thank you! You sweet talker you. :wah:

Peg;537796 wrote: Thank you! You sweet talker you. :wah:


awww.... i'm just mad you came up with it before i did.

Recycle Your Crinolines

I have to share that I am on page 5 of reading this for the first time, holding my stomach from laughing so HARD!!

Ya'll are crackin' me up!!:wah:

and I have more to read...

"W'Wendy's Guide to Wet Knickers"

(Pinks....I'm sorry, but I'm afraid THAT suggestion would appeal to thousands of teenaged boys!)

What's a banaka????

[QUOTE=Rapunzel;536771][CENTER]Funnily enough we were wondering a while ago what happens to all the poop a zoo produces. (Interesting conversations that my family have! Lol!)

It must come in interesting sizes, shapes, shades and gloopiness.

There must be an interesting and probably eye-opening selection of 'methods of collection' also! :wah: QUOTE]

UMMM, thanks...I was eating my dinner....:yh_sick

Lulu2;537878 wrote: "W'Wendy's Guide to Wet Knickers"


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



"Roids are hurtin' anyone got advice??"

Lulu2;537884 wrote: (Pinks....I'm sorry, but I'm afraid THAT suggestion would appeal to thousands of teenaged boys!)


I think wet knickers would too!!

"Bubba, can burp his ABC's"...I'm so proud!!

(Since this is my thread, I can step aside for a minute & tell you that large urban zoos must deal with thousands of pounds of poop every day. Elephants produce hundreds of pounds each! Strict laws apply to the disposal of exotic animal poop. It can't be dumped into regular trash bins or drains, due to the risk of passing on infection or some exotic diseases. So, specialized companies take it and sanitize it. Some will use the final product as a novelty item, for sale as fertilizer or even a garden "gift" item!

Poop is interesting in that animals who normally live in areas with lots of available water generally produce LOTS of it, while desert animals' bodies take out all possible moisture, so they drop little pellets. It's theoretically possible to stave off thirst by squeezing water from elephant poop and drinking it. :-3

Koalas could never exist on a diet of (normally toxic) eucalyptus leaves if they didn't have a particular enzyme in their gut. They're born without that enzyme and can only obtain it by eating mom's feces as they are extruded. The enzymes multiply and then the baby can eat on its own.

AND...Chonsi can tell you all about rabbits and their "night" and "day" feces!

I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask you all to consider carefully how you dispose of poop from your household animals. Please don't flush cat feces and please don't dump dog/cat feces into drains, especially if they ultimately empty into water sources!

Thanks.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming. )

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