Magenta flame;532515 wrote: anyone got any advice on giving up smoking? I really really want to but can't seem to do it.
Magenta, have you ever tried the Nicoderm patch? Between that and the gum stuff that tastes like you licked the bottom of a bird cage, I was able to put it down for 3 months.
what do you want to know?
what do you want to know?
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We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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WonderWendy3
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Hey Girl,
I'm sure you've read this, but I quit with the patches, of course it's only been 27 days...not that I'm keeping track or anything..:-3
I was trying to think of something funny to ask you...hmmm
Have you ever wrestled an aligator??
I'm sure you've read this, but I quit with the patches, of course it's only been 27 days...not that I'm keeping track or anything..:-3
I was trying to think of something funny to ask you...hmmm
Have you ever wrestled an aligator??
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WonderWendy3
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Okay how about these silly jokes?? They were emailed to me....
My favorite kind of jokes...lol
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You C atch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too
Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..
11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a
Vampire? Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea
Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. Can you pea soup?
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a
Hoover ? The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a
Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce
The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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My favorite kind of jokes...lol
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You C atch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too
Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..
11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a
Vampire? Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea
Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. Can you pea soup?
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a
Hoover ? The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a
Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce
The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
____________________________________________________________________________________
Yahoo! Music Unlimited
Access over 1 million songs.
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RedGlitter
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Those are funny jokes, WW3.
Magenta, two Qs for you:
In your opinion, what is the coolest Australian animal?
Also we know about the Taz Devil,. wallabies, koalas, kangaroos....what are some Australian animals we may not have heard of??
:)
Magenta, two Qs for you:
In your opinion, what is the coolest Australian animal?
Also we know about the Taz Devil,. wallabies, koalas, kangaroos....what are some Australian animals we may not have heard of??
:)
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Accountable
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If you're happy and you know it, would you clap your hands, or stomp your feet?
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RedGlitter
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Thanks for the photo Magenta! So that pointy guy is an echidna. I'm at the site you linked us to...pretty cool stuff there! 
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Magenta flame;529489 wrote: I've decided to begin my own thread , so if you want to know anything just ask and I'll try to answer as best I can.
Be careful though If you don't think you'll like the humour don't ask the question.
I think you all know me enough by now not to expect anything serious out of me.
Do you love the snow or are you more a desert flower?
Be careful though If you don't think you'll like the humour don't ask the question.
I think you all know me enough by now not to expect anything serious out of me.
Do you love the snow or are you more a desert flower?
what do you want to know?
Magenta flame;529489 wrote: I've decided to begin my own thread , so if you want to know anything just ask and I'll try to answer as best I can.
Be careful though If you don't think you'll like the humour don't ask the question.
I think you all know me enough by now not to expect anything serious out of me.
Do you love the snow or are you more a desert flower?
What about the yabbys? Is there a culture there that makes gumbo with them? They look exactly like crayfish here. We call ours crawdads. They are eaten boiled and in gumbo and jambalaya.
Be careful though If you don't think you'll like the humour don't ask the question.
I think you all know me enough by now not to expect anything serious out of me.
Do you love the snow or are you more a desert flower?
What about the yabbys? Is there a culture there that makes gumbo with them? They look exactly like crayfish here. We call ours crawdads. They are eaten boiled and in gumbo and jambalaya.