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koan;527351 wrote: and why can't I get Alfredo sauce?


Are you trying to kill yourself?

"Butter, cream, egg yolk and two kinds of cheese are cooked together with a dash of freshly ground nutmeg to make a luxurious, classic Alfredo sauce."

Cholesterol meets serious calories!

koan;527342 wrote: Is it possible for the English to not know how to pronounce their own words?

Or they just don't know how to spell what they meant to say?


When are you going to have a go at the Taffs, the Jocks, and the Micks?

I have to move out of Aylesbree to a place I can pronounce without wincing.

Bryn Mawr;527362 wrote: Are you trying to kill yourself?

"Butter, cream, egg yolk and two kinds of cheese are cooked together with a dash of freshly ground nutmeg to make a luxurious, classic Alfredo sauce."

Cholesterol meets serious calories!


Let me choose my own manner of death.

I could handle a few more calories anyway.

koan;527361 wrote: ouch.

I haven't had to slaughter that word yet.

say it isn't so.


Sorry, no can do.

I will let Pinky, if she's around, tell you how to say "Happisburgh". That'll

be fun!

Bill Sikes;527367 wrote: Sorry, no can do.

I will let Pinky, if she's around, tell you how to say "Happisburgh". That'll

be fun!


I'll guess

Apsbro

koan;527357 wrote: Princes Risborough.... Princes Rizbra


Belvoir ..... Beever

koan;527342 wrote: Is it possible for the English to not know how to pronounce their own words?

Or they just don't know how to spell what they meant to say?


Your going to have some fun with me if i go on Saturday :wah: Their is no doubt in my mind that your English oral will be, by far better than mine :-5

I've got a system. I just eliminate half the consonants and I usually get it right.

And we're meeting in Birmingim? or is it Birminim?

koan;527376 wrote: And we're meeting in Birmingim? or is it Birminim?




The only place with (perhaps!) a worse local accent is Manchester. That's

taking the entire *world* into consideration.

Why isn't Manchester said Manster?

or is it?

pompom;527381 wrote: I wouldn't actually be so blunt but yes - for the flavours that you like why don't you experiment with adding stock, seasoning, herbs etc during the cooking?

If you're talking about ready cooked meals - they are seasoned to appeal to mass tastes and so often tend to be insipid

Re Worcester sauce, I never use it - it's too dominating a flavour.

As to the pronunciation/spelling - you'll get used to our quirky ways!;)


I wasn't being "blunt"!. WRT Worcester sauce, you can stick it in some

tomato juice. Neither can spoil the other. If you must, you can add vodka,

if you make the mix strong enough, it'll render you past caring before the

taste can blight your life!

Manchester is Manchester

Berkshire is Barkshire

koan;527376 wrote: And we're meeting in Birmingim? or is it Birminim?


Brumagem, please!

Magenta flame;527386 wrote: After going through every post in this thread ........my head hurts.


Do you think that 20:50 is suitable for early 1990s petrol-engined cars?

I drink coffee from a mug.

Does anyone else drink it from a beaker, like spot?

Bill Sikes;527385 wrote: I wasn't being "blunt"!. WRT Worcester sauce, you can stick it in some

tomato juice. Neither can spoil the other. If you must, you can add vodka,

if you make the mix strong enough, it'll render you past caring before the

taste can blight your life!



:wah: :wah: Sounds good to me

Bryn Mawr;527389 wrote: Brumagem, please!


What! Not "Bair-mingg-um"?

Bill Sikes;527382 wrote:

The only place with (perhaps!) a worse local accent is Manchester. That's

taking the entire *world* into consideration.


Nowt wrong wi Mankie - 'tis Scouse yow're talkin of

koan;527393 wrote: I drink coffee from a mug.

Does anyone else drink it from a beaker, like spot?


He's putting Something In It, isn't he? Do you mean a "tumbler"?

koan;527366 wrote: Let me choose my own manner of death.

I could handle a few more calories anyway.


True :-6

This.

give it a name. I say "mug".

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koan;527393 wrote: I drink coffee from a mug.

Does anyone else drink it from a beaker, like spot?


A mug holds at least 2/3 of a pint (if not a full pint) - a beaker only holds 1/3 of a pint

OK- OK; you've made your point - but keep going all the same. I'm really looking forward to the last posting. Goodness knows what it will be, but I hope we've got rid of that cat before then!

Bryn Mawr;527397 wrote: Nowt wrong wi Mankie - 'tis Scouse yow're talkin of


Nah, really manky! Scouse is just odd.

One for Koan:

http://www.geordie.org.uk/index.htm

Bryn Mawr;527407 wrote: A mug holds at least 2/3 of a pint (if not a full pint) - a beaker only holds 1/3 of a pint


I know two kinds of beakers:

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Magenta flame;527398 wrote: Actually I met some manchestarians
At a quick glance I read "mercenaries".....

Bill Sikes;527395 wrote: What! Not "Bair-mingg-um"?


Hmm, the boats on the BCN were made by Brumagem Boats and it's always been Brum as I've heard it.

I thought Bairminggum was how the denizens of Wulveramtn said it.

koan;527403 wrote: This.

give it a name. I say "mug".


What's a beaker, then? I'dve said the same as your mug (no, not *that* one!

Nor that one either) in the picture, sans handle.

SuzyB;527371 wrote: Your going to have some fun with me if i go on Saturday :wah: Their is no doubt in my mind that your English oral will be, by far better than mine :-5
Is English oral better than American oral? I always figured it would be about the same. Must be the accent.

Bryn Mawr;527414 wrote:

I thought Bairminggum was how the denizens of Wulveramtn said it.


Brum, yes, I've heard that, unfortunately. I have never been to that other place,

luckily, so couldn't comment.

Bill Sikes;527411 wrote: Nah, really manky! Scouse is just odd.

One for Koan:

http://www.geordie.org.uk/index.htm


Let's gan fre a pint then hockle fre distance at the nearest canal.

Magenta flame;527398 wrote: Actually I met some manchestarians ..........they had to be half pissed before they slowed down their speech.....and I had to be half pissed just to understand them at half pace. Made for a funnny night


They'd be offended - they're Mancunians (or Manky's for short).

YZGI;527419 wrote: Is English oral better than American oral? I always figured it would be about the same. Must be the accent.


What? "Mmmph mmmph mmmph mmmph mmmph!"?

Not bad going! I only started this thread about an hour ago, and now it's got 88 posts. You are all more crazy than I ever thought. Out of all the lot, I'm a bit worried about Koan - she's a bit too active tonight! Go and have a cup of cocoa dear, and have an early night. I think it's that cat that's got you worked up.

Now where were we..................

koan;527365 wrote: I have to move out of Aylesbree to a place I can pronounce without wincing.


Try this then:- Kilconquhar.

These poor Sasunnach are just hammerchewers.

Chookie;527478 wrote: Try this then:- Kilconquhar.

These poor Sasunnach are just hammerchewers.


I don't eat sausages, just keilbossa

flopstock;527515 wrote: Darnit! I knew I shouldn't have come back to work!:-5 Am I too late? who are we tying up?:D


Go to the profile of your choice.

apply tape until satisfied.

Novelty;527279 wrote: I do think a discipline topic section would be a good idea, so those who purposely talk trash and dont care about much wouldn't post, sincerity and deepness is unfortunately 90% missing around here, to post a topic regarding serious issues, and have idiots stepping in with small talk is just shallow and not acceptable, some people around here are discraseful.....


I agree that that's annoying, Novelty, but I know I've done it myself and when I do, I think it's acceptable (well, I would, wouldn't I?). But it's not acceptable when I want to be serious! Maybe we could all learn to be more respectful when we know that a particular issue is close to someone's heart and that they're passionate about it?

I think Koan's having serious Poutine withdrawal, if you ask me!:)

W****r....????

dubs;527622 wrote: I think Koan's having serious Poutine withdrawal, if you ask me!:)


You had to remind me, didn't you :-5