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Dera Hammy



I have the most heinous crime imaginable to confess - alcohol has not passed my lips for more than a week.

Am I destined for an after-life of sitting on cloud plink-plonking a harp?

Hamster;523597 wrote: Dear Chookie,

I am afraid to tell you that YES you are headed for that cloud.




AAAAAYYEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH! Where's the bevvy?

Hamster;523603 wrote: You do know that MSN is traceable right? :sneaky:


:eek: oh boy am I in big trouble!! :wah:

Hamster;523633 wrote: Dear Boops,



This is of course assuming that no-one knows your "dark side" already?



I must point out that immediate and total confession of all your sins here and now will cause me to delete all your msn chat history from my computer!


Hmm you just got me thinking, on checking out my MSN chat history there seems to evidence of a "dark side" of your very own Missy! :p



So....... what are we going to do now??

Dear Hammy,

I confess I love peanut butter cups too much.

What can I do???

Hamster;523630 wrote: Dear Chookie,



Don't worry by the time you reach that cloud you'll be clinically insane so you wont even notice I am there! Jimbo is a bit bigger than me so he may be harder to ignore!





Bevvies all round then?? :wah:



(sorry Jimbo-we love ya really)




right thats it hammy you have been promoted to official monster status in my book along with the pinkster :wah: :wah:

Hamster;524151 wrote: Dear Boops,





I'll delete mine if you delete yours? Let's synchronise our watches and delete at 11.30 am!






Good thinking there Hamster! I will be preparing Roast Dinner at that time but I will pop back in here and hit delete for you. If I remember..................

Hamster;524158 wrote: Ok..after reviewing your post I also realised I am no angel so it would be best if all evidence was removed asap.



DEAL AGREED.




DEAL



Who are you going to confess your sins to though? seeing as it's sunday I think you should head directly to your nearest church and beg forgiveness.

See you in two weeks.