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soon as the money changes hands!

Diuretic;514324 wrote: Not too bloody long, her husband might be along any minute.....



Just kidding


Thats funny :wah:

Pinky;513851 wrote: Hehe!!! In other words you just can't run away as fast!:wah:

Gawd, and there was me thinking you meant something else entirely!:D#



Elaborate please? Are we talking time to post coital cigarette? The time from first sexual encounter to walking up the isle, or time from first little tussle, to round 2 later that night?

Diuretic;515038 wrote: Bloody hell, bonkage is complex nowadays.


Bonkage, oh I love that. We must start a "bonkage" thread somewhere. Bonkage. :wah:

weeder;513709 wrote: Camelot. I live in a very small town also, The adults here, trade around in a circle, dating each other. Everyone has been involved with everyone. Its pretty revolting.


Try Iceland.

I am still loving that word, "hey luv are you up for a bit of bonkage tonight?":wah:

Pinky;515086 wrote: I was thinking along the lines of round two:o

I must go and wash my mind out, hehe!


Oh don't worry, its only at about round 6 that you need to start really worrying. :wah:

Pinky;515092 wrote: :wah: :wah:

I think I might be a bit too preoccupied to worry much by then, hehe!


Yes, you would have probably run out of ciggies as well.