If we had a personals section in FG...

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:26 am

Found this article. Thought it would fit right into this conversation.

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/article ... ML&src=rss

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:52 am

SnoozeControl;448906 wrote: Spot's done a lot of damage to the dating section of the UK, hasn't he?

Was the "Spot was here" sign over the door your first clue??

:wah: :sneaky:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:11 am

Smart cookie/Hot tomato seeks Victoria and Albert love with Frida and Diego living arrangements. Infidels need not apply. Must have wicked sense of humor, compassion for all animals, must fight for underdog or even be one. Library card a plus. Don't care about your ride, or your bank account, only your heart/mind/soul.

Or something like that. :-6

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:54 am

RedGlitter;449420 wrote: Smart cookie/Hot tomato seeks Victoria and Albert love with Frida and Diego living arrangements. Infidels need not apply. Must have wicked sense of humor, compassion for all animals, must fight for underdog or even be one. Library card a plus. Don't care about your ride, or your bank account, only your heart/mind/soul.

Or something like that. :-6

Red

That was excellent :guitarist

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:25 am

How about

39 on the outside, 21 on the inside seeks Aragorn lookalike for passionate and fulfulling relationship. Willing to travel and fight orks in return for lots of sex.

Do you think I'll get many replies?.......

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:46 pm

cherandbuster;446516 wrote: That's an excellent question, Snoozie!

I'll try:

Lovely mid-forties woman, dark curly hair with a big smile and the enthusiasm to match! Seeking a bright, articulate middle-aged man who can make me think, feel and of course laugh! Let's explore all life has to offer together :guitarist

How's that for a beginner? I've never written a personal ad before!

Wow. Great job. I am all yours.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:53 pm

fisher;449636 wrote: Wow. Great job. I am all yours.

Oh Fisher

Do with me what you will :guitarist

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:57 am

SnoozeControl;449620 wrote: You bet! By guys that look like this:

:-2 :wah: :-3

Don't know wether to laugh or cry! By the way, how did you find such a good picture of my hubby?:sneaky: