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zinkyusa wrote: will the road up to the establishment be paved with assphalt?


zinkster-are you worried about bumpy....ah......landings?

Hamster wrote: Of course Mystery!!! You would be expected to bring your own dirty old man's rain mac though...:-3




tightwad!

Mystery wrote: I'd just like to work there so I can watch


:D Mystery

How much you wanna bet most of the FG guys would like to, too? :p :-6

Hamster wrote: Applicant: FIRED


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Hamster wrote: That's it Cher...you are promoted to PA as of now!!


What's PA mean, Boss?

I promise to give you my *best* performance on the job

Hamster wrote: Applicant: FIRED


You'll be hearing from my attorney, Mr. Count Suckyabonedry for this?

who wants to work for an prissy little gerbil anyhoo..

SnoozeControl wrote: SnoozeControl's resume:

1. I can curse like a sailor

2. I can look really mean

3. I can be really mean

4. I'm skilled at macrame

5. I like the name "cat o'nine tails"


Snoozie :-6

I hear that your name is all over the FG men's room wall

It says you are a truly insatiable sexual dynamo :guitarist

SnoozeControl wrote: Galbally's been telling porky pies again.


Snooze

Why deny the obvious :sneaky:

You're a lusty woman with incredibly wild skills and many satisfied consumers

under your belt :p

SnoozeControl wrote: Well to be honest, as a hard working dominatrix I don't really have much physical contact with a customer other than with my whip.


I'd like to see you whip Spot into shape :p :-4

SnoozeControl wrote: There's a limit to what a person will do for money, you know.




:yh_rotfl

Imladris wrote: I'd also like to apply for a position (any position I don't mind) in your house of arse (as G so eloquently puts it).



My qualifications are as follows -



I seen lots of men naked so I'm not scared or shocked by them (I have to say that most of them were dead, I'm not a rampant slapper)



Actually, I have rampant slapper tendancies but they have been suppressed for a long time and are just bursting to get out.



I have an active imagination which may come in useful with the, shall we say tactfully, more ugly of clients.



I'm willing to work shifts, an will relocate for the right package (double entendre intended!!)



I look forward to hearing from you.:sneaky:




Did somebody call my name :rolleyes:

I'd like to run the gift shop!

Of course Mystery!!! You would be expected to bring your own dirty old man's rain mac though...

That's a given!

Hamster wrote: Currently I am hiring anyone with slapping abilities...Do you have experience in this field? Experience is essential here!!!


..So do i get to be chief slapper . :rolleyes:

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: ..So do i get to be chief slapper . :rolleyes:


Fight you for that position Pants, i have a mud bath here!!! I've been told i excel in that department

SuzyB wrote: Fight you for that position Pants, i have a mud bath here!!! I've been told i excel in that department


Come on boys ................mud fight :wah: :rolleyes:

Hamster wrote: Suzy...bragging is all well and good but I would need to see some documented video evidence here to verify these claims....:sneaky:


Dear Hammi i would never brag!!!!! Sorry you would have to see in person due to copyright and piracy :sneaky: It happens every Friday night, i fall in the mud and Jim has to wrestle me to get me up!!!

:D

Mud Fights?????





Holy cow what have I got myself into with this janitor position. :-2

In lieu of my recent application I will elaborate by saying that love is all about being flexible. If get the job I'd like to work on Cheranbusters team, as I like her leadership skills. I can also confirm that Pinky is definetly posh enough for this position, and Snoozecontrol would make an excellent choice as some sort of sexual enforcer.

P.S. What is Macrame?