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Hmmmm... that's a long list for me, hard to pick just one. :wah: But for starters...



Opinionated

Bullheaded

Too much foul language when I'm peeved!





DG... good luck with the quitting smoking. It's been 3 yrs for me.

that is if you don't count the occasional cigar.

One-liners at inappropriate times

Wiping my willy on the curtains. It started when my mate said it was the best way to get a woman to moan in the bedroom

Pinky wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I guess you don't need velcro to keep them shut anymore then?


Joking apart, someone I met years ago, who died in their teens, used to do this. One of my mates who ventured into his bedroom said his curtains were like cardboard. Whether or not he touched them to come to this conclusion , was a question I never thought to ask at the time. Mind you, the curtain routine was nothing compared to what he used to collect in a jam jar under his bed :yh_sick

Pinky wrote: me too!


I used to be conceited, but not any more - now I'm just perfect in every way.

Pinky wrote: Ummmm...was it related to what was on the curtains?:-3

My brother used to wipe his snot on the curtains, that was bad enough:yh_sick


I believe there was some DNA evidence to support this theory

Pinky wrote: I bet he's raking it in after opening that sperm bank of his:D
I understand it was a deposit account

My worst habit is procrastination, I bought a self help book about 'How to Stop Procrastinating' about four years ago and I still haven't read it :-5 Other bad habits are being over sensitive and not sticking to things that I start. Oh and I can lie in bed allllllll day when there are a million things I should be doing - but that is just the old procrastination again

That's a very interesting first post, Shanid. Dia dhuit agus failte romhat!!

As fer lying in bed... hey that doesn't count. Everyone fakes it occasionally... er don't they??? Not that some of us have to, of course.. but I digress.

Can I get you a welcoming Fosters, or do you prefer Guinness?

Mine is standing at the bar and saying I'll have just one more........

I had a friend that used to wipe his boogies on his curtains, i only found out when i went round and he asked me to open them, i actually touched the crusty things which varied in colour to light green to blood red, the dirty swine!!!!

SuzyB wrote: I had a friend that used to wipe his boogies on his curtains, i only found out when i went round and he asked me to open them, i actually touched the crusty things which varied in colour to light green to blood red, the dirty swine!!!!


:yh_sick :yh_sick

SuzyB wrote: I had a friend that used to wipe his boogies on his curtains, i only found out when i went round and he asked me to open them, i actually touched the crusty things which varied in colour to light green to blood red, the dirty swine!!!!


My dog wipes his face on the sofa after he's had his dinner or has a face full of slobber - my old git thinks its halarious ..probably because HE showed him how to do it .

Last week when i was full of cold i sneezed then asked Jim to pass me a tissue, it wasn't until i started wiping my nose that he said he'd already used that one :-5 :-5 He said he thought i was going to put it in the bin for him :-5

Talking of sneezing, has anyone ever sneezed in their sleep??

SuzyB wrote: Last week when i was full of cold i sneezed then asked Jim to pass me a tissue, it wasn't until i started wiping my nose that he said he'd already used that one :-5 :-5 He said he thought i was going to put it in the bin for him :-5

Talking of sneezing, has anyone ever sneezed in their sleep??


Ive woken myself up with the residue of a sneeze dripping down my face does that count???

OzBoy wrote: Ive woken myself up with the residue of a sneeze dripping down my face does that count???


What makes you think it's sneeze residue

SuzyB wrote: What makes you think it's sneeze residue


OMG!!! You're right on occasions it hasnt always been sneeze residue

OzBoy wrote: OMG!!! You're right on occasions it hasnt always been sneeze residue


are you talking about the stuff that makes ya sheets stick to ya tummy





thats right last nights kebab ......honestly you lot are filth :wah: :wah:

jimbo wrote: are you talking about the stuff that makes ya sheets stick to ya tummy





thats right last nights kebab ......honestly you lot are filth :wah: :wah:


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: you're a funny lad Jimbo

Farting in the bath so I can count the bubbles

Oh and not getting out to have a pee :driving:

Uncle Fester wrote: Farting in the bath so I can count the bubbles

Oh and not getting out to have a pee :driving:


Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww, how messy....... just re-read post thought you said "not getting it out to have a pee"

Bad Suzy