Invite a Jew for Christmas

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:43 am

Wolverine wrote: Oh, so you shave then???

Kudos Wolfie! :guitarist

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:45 am

minks wrote: Tell me why I should go to YOUR house for Christmas.

Cause I will have a grand son to show off to you

Cause half of my family will be abandoning me this year

Cause i have a lovely spare room done up in blue and jungle scenery for you

Cause we will have snow

Cause ummmmm you could meet 2 FG members at once me and BB

Cause Jr Minks is cooking

Cause we love you :-4

Hmmmmm . . .

Minxsy *is* one of my favorite people in the world

And Jr. sure can cook

And I WUV WITTLE BABIES :-4

And you love me

You are officially in the running, honey :-6

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:46 am

RedGlitter wrote: Dang, I didn't get to make my offer.

Well, truth is I have not much to offer this year except that we're doing Cmas differently. I'll be making the world's best enchiladas, we can enjoy the tree, a nice big fire, any drink of your choice, maybe some cool games and there will be a small mountain of presents for Buster. :-4 We do Cmas on Cmas Eve so you could still have Cmas with Valerie, the lucky winner!

Hiya Red

Now I *know* I would have a blast celebrating with you

We definitely know how to have a good time

And Buster sure does love presents . . . :p

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:48 am

flopstock wrote: So I have no major plans for that day... we could sit around and trash anyone who isn't on here then.:wah:

If I'm feeling sick, twisted, mean and demented

This 'trashing' of everyone *could* be the ticket, Floopy

Can we still eat a *ton* of food, too? :guitarist

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:49 am

Bryn Mawr wrote: 'cos Christmas is a time for family and you're part of my family.

Then again, you and Buster would be welcome anytime - why wait until Christmas?

Our April would love to share with Buster and you are be welcome anytime you care to visit.

Bryn :-6

There's *nothing* like an offer from a fine gentleman.

I'd be honored to sit at your table. :-4

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:54 am

Brownley wrote: Oh Oh Oh

Come see me !!

First, a champagne breakfast on the alfresco in the sunshine. Last year we had crepes with strawberries and cream and custard and fresh fruit salad, bacon and eggs and sundried tomato and olive homemade bread, spread with my delicious basil pesto.

Then we open the doggie gifts (chaos ensues - 4 dogs running around like crazy with queaking toys and large bones)

Then we open the human gifts (more chaos ensues as I squeal and skip around in excitement)

Then we are going to Terri's (from the other forum

)place for a good Aussie BBQ

And she has 10 chi's now!!

Imagine how much fun Buster would have!

Oh and a pool!

The spare room is ready for you!

Even has a king size bed - so plenty of room for hubby and Buster

Well

This offer comes from my oldest cyberfriend in the world

1) She's got little doggies -- that's excellent

2) She's a superb cook -- that's excellent

3) I get to meet Terri, a wonderful, beautiful and bright cyberfriend of mine, and her *whole* animal family :-4

4) A king sized bed -- I don't even have that at home (wouldja believe we sleep in a double bed??)

5) And a trip to Australia -- plus I get to meet Chris (that's the hubby) and the doggies, expecially my lovely little girl Daisy, whom I've always *adored*

Yep, you're movin' to the top of the heap, sweetheart :guitarist

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:56 am

Nomad wrote: All I wear is a bow on Christmas morning.

SOLD! I GET TO UNWRAP NOMAD!!!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:58 am

chonsigirl wrote: I make a lovely dinner for Christmas, and there will lots of homemade cookies to eat. And Buster can play with Won Ton and the bunnies.

It would be lots of fun, with love and good holiday cheer.

Would there possibly be a better way to spend the holiday than with a woman, I adore, admire, and truly love? And the bunnies?? Maybe Susie would play some of her music for me? :-6

This offer deserves my *full* consideration. :-4

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:59 am

cars wrote: Because cher it will be around "80" :-6 degrees!!!!

Ah Cars

He knows the way to my heart is through Florida

Maybe we could go for a swim before dinner?

And I'd get to meet the lovely Mrs. Cars?

You are in the running, my fine friend :-4

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:29 am

OK here are some more reasons from me:

I make a mean turkey dinner!! My stuffing is to die for.

I have a spare bedroom you can sleep in..if you would not mind blowing up the air bed. It is queen sized.

Our kitchen table top is hand crafted..and the base of the table is a wooden base used in mortuaries to hold the coffin.

Trixie has never met a real Jewish person..and I want her to have a well rounded childhood.

I would even put up that candle thing for you. Sofrry..I know the right word..just cannot spell it. :p

I would buy you a present.

Plus we can drink champaigne out of these expensive LaLique crystal glasses I got as a wedding gift.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:35 am

Marie5656 wrote: OK here are some more reasons from me:

I make a mean turkey dinner!! My stuffing is to die for. I even like the dark meat, which no one else ever touches!

I have a spare bedroom you can sleep in..if you would not mind blowing up the air bed. It is queen sized. Queen is good, very good . . .

Our kitchen table top is hand crafted..and the base of the table is a wooden base used in mortuaries to hold the coffin. That's a little creepy, Marie, but I did love the show "Six Feet Under" so I would give it a try!

Trixie has never met a real Jewish person..and I want her to have a well rounded childhood. Good for you Marie!! And she's probably never met a twin or a chihuahua either, so we would really be expanding Trixie's horizons!

I would even put up that candle thing for you. Sofrry..I know the right word..just cannot spell it. :p No offense taken, Marie; it is called a Menorah and you can say the prayer with me while we light it

I would buy you a present. I think you forgot to put the letter 's' after the word 'present' -- must be a typo

Plus we can drink champaigne out of these expensive LaLique crystal glasses I got as a wedding gift. That might even be *too classy* for me!

Thank you Marie!! :-4

Katy1 · Post by **Katy1** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:56 am

Imladris wrote: Well I was going to offer Cher to share in the chaos and gluttony that is our Christmas but now I want to blag an invite to meet Darth Vader (aka Green Cross Code Man). I'm practicing using a lightsaber and breathing into a tin can....

please, please can I come.....Oh invite Luke Skywalker too and all my dreams could come true this year:sneaky: :wah: :wah:

OK Imladris, as long as you don't 'feel my presents'........:wah:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:18 am

OK, Menorah. Got it. Now spell the name of the Holiday for me. And why do we see it spelled with a C and sometimes with an H?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:31 am

Katy1 wrote: OK Imladris, as long as you don't 'feel my presents'........:wah:

Luke and Darth out for dinner at the local Chinese Restuarant, Luke having troulbe with using the chopsticks. Darth says 'Use the forks'

Geddit?:wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:56 am

Marie5656 wrote: OK, Menorah. Got it. Now spell the name of the Holiday for me. And why do we see it spelled with a C and sometimes with an H?

Hi Love :-6

It can be spelled either Chanukah or Hannukah. I've seen it spelled a plethora of ways, most of them incorrect

I don't know why there are two spellings for the word.

Your Jewish lesson is now over. LET'S EAT :guitarist :rolleyes:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:58 am

cherandbuster wrote: Hi Love :-6

It can be spelled either Chanukah or Hannukah. I've seen it spelled a plethora of ways, most of them incorrect

I don't know why there are two spellings for the word.

Your Jewish lesson is now over. LET'S EAT :guitarist :rolleyes:

OK, fine. But, I should mention to you that you will have a fight on your hands for the dark meat of the turkey. I like it too.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:44 am

Marie5656 wrote: OK, fine. But, I should mention to you that you will have a fight on your hands for the dark meat of the turkey. I like it too.

In that case I'll have the white meat please, it's my favourite and then on Boxing Day I'll have a turkey, picalli and stuffing sandwich followed by cold xmas pud and cream. oooh! can't wait:wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:51 am

Marie5656 wrote: OK, fine. But, I should mention to you that you will have a fight on your hands for the dark meat of the turkey. I like it too.

Marie

Yet another thing we have in common

How 'bout one drumstick for each of us? :-6

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:04 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Marie

Yet another thing we have in common

How 'bout one drumstick for each of us? :-6

Sounds like a plan to me.

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:19 pm

OK cher, sounds like everyone here has something to tempt you. And since you can't be in all those places at once, what say - - - - - -

we ALL come on over to your Place???!!!

:rolleyes: :p

(I know, my bad)

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:39 pm

cars wrote: OK cher, sounds like everyone here has something to tempt you. And since you can't be in all those places at once, what say - - - - - -

we ALL come on over to your Place???!!!

(I know, my bad)

I would *love* to see all my AWESOME FG friends all at once :-4

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:15 pm

we end up eating alot!!! turkey and the whole works. pies, cookies cakes different breads. but the best part is waching my 8 year old daughter waiting to open her presents!!!!

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:26 am

Cher I would love to share my Christmas with you. There's lots of food, lots of family, lots of friends, pretty decorations and games to play, and plenty of love to go around for all. And there's always a pressie for everyone. We don't care what your religion is.....we just believe in God.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:54 am

(Pssst! Cher! Grumpaz has HORSES to ride!)

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:12 am

I'm a Christian who also celebrates Chaunaka. I believe all of God's miracles are significant to us. I've been to Chaunaka with Jews but I can't think when I've seen a Jew at a Christmas celebration. This is good to see assuming the celebration is really about the birth of Christ.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:16 am

Back to the lobster and champagne, Cher---would you like salad with that?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:49 am

Lulu2 wrote: Back to the lobster and champagne, Cher---would you like salad with that?

I think that salad would take up valuable lobster-and-champagne space in my stomach

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:51 am

Hmmm, but if we go to see Grumpyz and ride her horses after dinner, we could even eat more, right?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:52 am

Lulu2 wrote: Hmmm, but if we go to see Grumpyz and ride her horses after dinner, we could even eat more, right?

Oh yes!

Does GPaz like lobster and champagne? :p

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:58 am

(I hope so! If not, there'll be more for us!)

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:35 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Oh yes!

Does GPaz like lobster and champagne? :p

She not only likes lobster, she LOVES :-4 :-4 lobster. I shall have to pass on the champagne tho. But you girls help yourselves. I don't mind laughing at tipsy people.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:37 pm

Especially tipsy girls on horses?

911 · Post by **911** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:00 pm

Cher, you can come to work with me. Most times the Citizens Academy alumnis bring us lunch. You won't have to help cook or clean up! Just eat

And I'll let you talk on the radio and send out alerts and call the ambulance or even the helicopter.

I'll let you send deputies on invisible cow calls.

You can answer the phone and even 911 (if you're a good girl).

I can call in the K9 to play with your pup.

We can sit around and listen to the PD and make fun of them.

We can make the deputies got to the store for us and buy something embarassing.

Everytime the officers get out for lunch, we can give them a call until they give up trying to eat.

We can call the jail and ask to speak to the inmates to wish them a Merry Christmas and then laugh at them!

You can call the sheriff at home and ask him why isn't he working. (But that's only if he isn't working)

We can put two radios together, get a little feedback going and bet on which deputy will call first to say something is wrong with the radio.

(God, I love my job)

Or you could have a normal Christmas somewhere else.

Oh, I can guarantee there won't be any snow and the temps will probably be in the 80's on Christmas day. The day before and the day after will be cold though.

But wherever you go, I hope you have a smashing good time!!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:32 pm

911 wrote: But wherever you go, I hope you have a smashing good time!!

911

I loved your post

You made me laugh