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Hamster wrote: Still learning though!! Its a "work in progress" :-3


I totally agree :-6

Ok Your Hamminess......

WHY does toast always fall butter side down onto the only dust kitty in the entire house rendering it a gross, unedible, nauseating "FURBALL"

hehehe

Hamster wrote: Ha ha ha ha...fur ball!!! That's funny Minks!

As to the toast...

It is all to do with the butter density..You see as the toast falls the heavier side (with all the butter on) naturally gravitates to the bottom...As the toast reaches terminal velocity it gathers an electronic force whereby the butter ions are attracted to the opposing dust kitty ions...and they are bound to come together..

If you can somehow interrupt the flow of the toast before it reaches terminal velocity it will always land butter side up. But it will always land in the dust kitty as thats just sods law!!!!

And you wouldn't be able to eat it anyway so whats the point??

I'll take any questions on maximum toast velocity now!


Ahahaha you got me peeing laughing here Hammypooh.

K next question.....

Got any salad recipes for 100 guests?

hammy well done you really did well:-6

Ok Hammy, here's a few more for ya! :sneaky:



A stitch in time saves nine what?



What was the best thing before sliced bread?



Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?



How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

If aliens from outerspace ever come and we show them our civilzation and they make fun of it we should say we were just kidding that it really isnt our civilization but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our real civilization.

After that we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization.

Either that or we just shoot down the aliens as theyre waving goodbye.

You see where Im going with this gerbil ?

Need a tinfoil hat ? 2 for 1 today through Sat.

Your freaking me out gerbil

We are genetically superior and can throw our snot further than you so we shall prevail!

Well good luck with that sugar. I have to go to work now but Ill be on pins and needles all day wondering how that turned out for you. :-4

Whats you favourite animal and do you have any pets ??

Why do they call Wednesday Hump Day, when most people get laid on the weekends?



Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them??



If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

What is snot made of?

How do you clean soap?

What is the purpose of daddy long legs (other than to scare me sh1tless)!

Hamster wrote: No Bendybird...That is a photo of my long lost Uncle Arthur...He went missing a long time ago in an unfortunate incident involving some parmesan cheese and a toaster. My family is a little shy to talk about such things..but the general idea I get is that he fell in love with the toaster they ran away together (his vision wasn't all that good you know).



Legend has it that the cheese melted inside the toaster and he got stuck inside...I guess we'll never know??




sounds like a hammytiville horror story to me

Hamster wrote: Ok Immy....

An occasional table is sometimes a table but then occasionally it is not a table. It all depends on your view point..The answer lies in quantum mechanics (all hamsters are skilled in this area) Are you viewing it as a wave or as a particle?? If it is a wave then it must be a table...If it a particle then you have been drinking too much wine and must put the bottle down and step away..

Snot is actually a massive of alien invasion inside your nose and as you sneeze they have actually fulfilled their fact finding mission ti colect DNA samples from inside your body and are making their exit.

The only purpose of a daddy long legs is to scare you and my children to the point where they wont go to sleep till 10 pm because "that thing" is flying around in their room..


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl When do you get your own show?

If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong??

How can space go on forever and what does that look like?

Hamster wrote: Koan...Space is like a banana..It is bendy and will curve around itself until someone peels it. In fact we are all part of some quantum banana peel and our mission in life is to get to the tip of the banana before it goes black and those huge aliens throw us in the bin..

Are you not aware of this theory??


So God is eating the giant banana?

I'd like to watch that!

Sexual harassment; is it a problem for the self-employed?



Why aren't women ever wrong?

Hamster wrote: No Koan ..I am afraid God only peels the banana..at least that's how it appears from our perspective :-3


I was waiting to hear that I was going to hell for that. :yh_sweat

You let me off easy.

koan wrote: I was waiting to hear that I was going to hell for that. :yh_sweat

You let me off easy.


Koan

You will be burning in hell for that one.

zinkyusa wrote: If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong??
Oh yes, always!!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

If a woman cleans the restroom and accidently leave the toilet lid up is it still the mans fault?



edit: I saw a trend here.

If a frog had wings would it still bump it's a$# on the ground?

cherandbuster wrote: Koan

You will be burning in hell for that one.


I prefer warm places.

If Bats suck blood how can Zinky be a vegeterian?