ask Hammy anything ..anything at all

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:27 am

Hamster wrote: Still learning though!! Its a "work in progress" :-3

I totally agree :-6

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:22 am

Ok Your Hamminess......

WHY does toast always fall butter side down onto the only dust kitty in the entire house rendering it a gross, unedible, nauseating "FURBALL"

hehehe

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:15 pm

Hamster wrote: Ha ha ha ha...fur ball!!! That's funny Minks!

As to the toast...

It is all to do with the butter density..You see as the toast falls the heavier side (with all the butter on) naturally gravitates to the bottom...As the toast reaches terminal velocity it gathers an electronic force whereby the butter ions are attracted to the opposing dust kitty ions...and they are bound to come together..

If you can somehow interrupt the flow of the toast before it reaches terminal velocity it will always land butter side up. But it will always land in the dust kitty as thats just sods law!!!!

And you wouldn't be able to eat it anyway so whats the point??

I'll take any questions on maximum toast velocity now!

Ahahaha you got me peeing laughing here Hammypooh.

K next question.....

Got any salad recipes for 100 guests?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:27 pm

hammy well done you really did well:-6

Ocnbrz · Post by **Ocnbrz** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:24 pm

Ok Hammy, here's a few more for ya! :sneaky:

A stitch in time saves nine what?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:06 am

If aliens from outerspace ever come and we show them our civilzation and they make fun of it we should say we were just kidding that it really isnt our civilization but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our real civilization.

After that we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization.

Either that or we just shoot down the aliens as theyre waving goodbye.

You see where Im going with this gerbil ?

Need a tinfoil hat ? 2 for 1 today through Sat.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:18 am

Your freaking me out gerbil

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:27 am

We are genetically superior and can throw our snot further than you so we shall prevail!

Well good luck with that sugar. I have to go to work now but Ill be on pins and needles all day wondering how that turned out for you. :-4

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:39 am

Whats you favourite animal and do you have any pets ??

Ocnbrz · Post by **Ocnbrz** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:26 am

Why do they call Wednesday Hump Day, when most people get laid on the weekends?

Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them??

If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:35 am

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

What is snot made of?

How do you clean soap?

What is the purpose of daddy long legs (other than to scare me sh1tless)!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:42 am

Hamster wrote: No Bendybird...That is a photo of my long lost Uncle Arthur...He went missing a long time ago in an unfortunate incident involving some parmesan cheese and a toaster. My family is a little shy to talk about such things..but the general idea I get is that he fell in love with the toaster they ran away together (his vision wasn't all that good you know).

Legend has it that the cheese melted inside the toaster and he got stuck inside...I guess we'll never know??

sounds like a hammytiville horror story to me

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:05 am

Hamster wrote: Ok Immy....

An occasional table is sometimes a table but then occasionally it is not a table. It all depends on your view point..The answer lies in quantum mechanics (all hamsters are skilled in this area) Are you viewing it as a wave or as a particle?? If it is a wave then it must be a table...If it a particle then you have been drinking too much wine and must put the bottle down and step away..

Snot is actually a massive of alien invasion inside your nose and as you sneeze they have actually fulfilled their fact finding mission ti colect DNA samples from inside your body and are making their exit.

The only purpose of a daddy long legs is to scare you and my children to the point where they wont go to sleep till 10 pm because "that thing" is flying around in their room..

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl When do you get your own show?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:10 am

If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong??

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:10 am

How can space go on forever and what does that look like?

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:41 am

Hamster wrote: Koan...Space is like a banana..It is bendy and will curve around itself until someone peels it. In fact we are all part of some quantum banana peel and our mission in life is to get to the tip of the banana before it goes black and those huge aliens throw us in the bin..

Are you not aware of this theory??

So God is eating the giant banana?

I'd like to watch that!

Ocnbrz · Post by **Ocnbrz** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:46 am

Sexual harassment; is it a problem for the self-employed?

Why aren't women ever wrong?

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:53 am

Hamster wrote: No Koan ..I am afraid God only peels the banana..at least that's how it appears from our perspective :-3

I was waiting to hear that I was going to hell for that. :yh_sweat

You let me off easy.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:57 am

koan wrote: I was waiting to hear that I was going to hell for that. :yh_sweat

You let me off easy.

Koan

You will be burning in hell for that one.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:21 am

zinkyusa wrote: If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong??

Oh yes, always!!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:23 am

If a woman cleans the restroom and accidently leave the toilet lid up is it still the mans fault?

edit: I saw a trend here.

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:29 am

If a frog had wings would it still bump it's a$# on the ground?

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:33 am

cherandbuster wrote: Koan

You will be burning in hell for that one.

I prefer warm places.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:34 am

If Bats suck blood how can Zinky be a vegeterian?