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I'm becoming fond of TINKLE, myself....as euphemisms go. :wah:

DesignerGal wrote: When I was 14 this lady at McDonald made me so mad behind the counter, that after I ate I went into the bathroom and purposely missed the toilet. I didnt have to do a number 1 either. I feel really horrible about to this day. But, hey, you asked.






Ok Ive had enough. Im removing my name from this once reputable thread.

Hamster! YOU, TOO? What an amazing coinkydink! :wah:

I accidentally knocked my husbands toothbrush into the lavatory pan....picked it out and put it back in the toothbrush holder and I'm saying NO more !!!!!!

Hamster wrote: Nomad...I feel I can admit to you that I murdered my ex with a blunt knife and a wok by repeatedly stabbing and hitting him until it was all over.



I then buried him under my back patio....no-one knows so don't tell ok?



Thanks I feel better now!




You stir fried your ex ?

You people are much sicker than I ever imagined.

RECYCLING...that's all it was.

Hamster wrote: Nomad...I feel I can admit to you that I murdered my ex with a blunt knife and a wok by repeatedly stabbing and hitting him until it was all over.

I then buried him under my back patio....no-one knows so don't tell ok?

Thanks I feel better now!


Wonderful. Anyone for barbeque? Nomad? Just at it:yh_rotfl

Yes Gerbil it is wrong. :rolleyes: I dont know about how things are done in Cornhampton but over here we use gardening tools. Scythes, weed wackers and what not. God ! You guys are so backwards !

Hamster wrote: Thanks Weber and Lulu for the support... :-4

Seems that society doesn't take your liberal view stangely enough!! :wah:


I dunno Hammy

A lot of peple think I am strange and liberal and dumb but I'm definitely not liberal:D

:wah: When i married my ex-husband we had to move into his parents as we was saving for a deposit on a house, his parents did everything they could to make me feel as un-welcome and un-wanted as they possibly could. The dad was a dirty pervert who kept accidently walking in the bathroom the same time i was in there (no locks on the door). I was even moaned at for shuting the door to loudly!

After about 6 months of this i was sick of it, my husband kept telling me to ignore it and we'd soon be gone (yeah right).

As usual it was my turn to cook dinner as his mum was tired (tired from what, all she done was sit on her backside all day long watching soaps!), well this day i'd really had a gutfull so i decided to cook them an extra special meal:D

Now my ex and i don't eat curry so i decided to do them an extra special meat curry!!!!

As soon as my father in law got in i made him and the mother in law a cup of tea which i spat in!

I then cooked the curry with dog food, i took great satisfaction in watching them devour their food!!! :sneaky: :sneaky:

I must admit i felt slightly bad the next day when they took the garbage out and asked why their was an empty tin of dog food, we didn't have a dog

SuzyB wrote: :wah: When i married my ex-husband we had to move into his parents as we was saving for a deposit on a house, his parents did everything they could to make me feel as un-welcome and un-wanted as they possibly could. The dad was a dirty pervert who kept accidently walking in the bathroom the same time i was in there (no locks on the door). I was even moaned at for shuting the door to loudly!

After about 6 months of this i was sick of it, my husband kept telling me to ignore it and we'd soon be gone (yeah right).

As usual it was my turn to cook dinner as his mum was tired (tired from what, all she done was sit on her backside all day long watching soaps!), well this day i'd really had a gutfull so i decided to cook them an extra special meal:D

Now my ex and i don't eat curry so i decided to do them an extra special meat curry!!!!

As soon as my father in law got in i made him and the mother in law a cup of tea which i spat in!

I then cooked the curry with dog food, i took great satisfaction in watching them devour their food!!!

I must admit i felt slightly bad the next day when they took the garbage out and asked why their was an empty tin of dog food, we didn't have a dog






:eek: You win !

Not a worst thing, by any stretch, and not even about me. My cousin bears a striking resemblance to Jack Nicholson. Enough so that folks have asked him for his autograph. Which he is always more happy to do. So, when he gets the paper, he usually will sign his OWN name..whitch in no way even looks like the name Jack Nicholson.

His feeling is this..they did ask for HIS autograph.:sneaky:

SuzyB wrote: :wah: When i married my ex-husband we had to move into his parents as we was saving for a deposit on a house, his parents did everything they could to make me feel as un-welcome and un-wanted as they possibly could. The dad was a dirty pervert who kept accidently walking in the bathroom the same time i was in there (no locks on the door). I was even moaned at for shuting the door to loudly!

After about 6 months of this i was sick of it, my husband kept telling me to ignore it and we'd soon be gone (yeah right).

As usual it was my turn to cook dinner as his mum was tired (tired from what, all she done was sit on her backside all day long watching soaps!), well this day i'd really had a gutfull so i decided to cook them an extra special meal

Now my ex and i don't eat curry so i decided to do them an extra special meat curry!!!!

As soon as my father in law got in i made him and the mother in law a cup of tea which i spat in!

I then cooked the curry with dog food, i took great satisfaction in watching them devour their food!!! :sneaky: :sneaky:

I must admit i felt slightly bad the next day when they took the garbage out and asked why their was an empty tin of dog food, we didn't have a dog


dog food and cat food is made out of stuff that's unsafe for human consumption...diseased animals and all that's left over from the slaughter-houses.

bon apetit :wah:

Remember when Anthony Hopkins cut off the top of Ray Liottas skull in Silence of the Lambs part 7, scooped out some of his brains and served it to him for dinner ? That would be a good thing to do if you were mad at them.

I kissed 3 guys on the same night....at the same party.....:yh_doh

ARgi wrote: dog food and cat food is made out of stuff that's unsafe for human consumption...diseased animals and all that's left over from the slaughter-houses.

bon apetit :wah:


Oh really, i never knew that :sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:

sunny104 wrote: I kissed 3 guys on the same night....at the same party.....:yh_doh


Sunny

Will you please give me lessons on how to accomplish that hmmmm fun:-3

Nomad wrote: You stir fried your ex ?

You people are much sicker than I ever imagined.


it must of been a simmering hatred that just boiled over



and i thought revenge was a dish best served cold



hammy woks wong with you

weber wrote: Sunny

Will you please give me lessons on how to accomplish that hmmmm fun:-3
ummm....I wouldn't recommend it...that's why it's in this thread....:-3

SuzyB wrote: :wah: When i married my ex-husband we had to move into his parents as we was saving for a deposit on a house, his parents did everything they could to make me feel as un-welcome and un-wanted as they possibly could. The dad was a dirty pervert who kept accidently walking in the bathroom the same time i was in there (no locks on the door). I was even moaned at for shuting the door to loudly!

After about 6 months of this i was sick of it, my husband kept telling me to ignore it and we'd soon be gone (yeah right).

As usual it was my turn to cook dinner as his mum was tired (tired from what, all she done was sit on her backside all day long watching soaps!), well this day i'd really had a gutfull so i decided to cook them an extra special meal:D

Now my ex and i don't eat curry so i decided to do them an extra special meat curry!!!!

As soon as my father in law got in i made him and the mother in law a cup of tea which i spat in!

I then cooked the curry with dog food, i took great satisfaction in watching them devour their food!!! :sneaky:

I must admit i felt slightly bad the next day when they took the garbage out and asked why their was an empty tin of dog food, we didn't have a dog


now you why i do most of the cooking in our house