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cherandbuster wrote: 1. YES YOUR ASS LOOKS FAT IN THOSE PANTS!!

2. You're ugly.

3. Everyone hates you.

4. You are a horrible human being!

5. I'd like to kill you.

Name five things that JUST make you smile


1. cher's answers

2. being around my kids

3. my friends

4. all these crazy wonderful people on fg

5. my dog



name five things you have always wanted to do if you could get away with it....

1. Knock off a policeman's helmet



2. Pinch Nomad's ass!



3. Lift up a scot's mans kilt



4. Kiss Johnny Depp



5. Drive at over 100mph



5 things you always do at Christmas

guppy wrote: 1. cher's answers


sidebar: Oh thank you Gupster!! :-4

chocoholic wrote: 5 things you always do at Christmas


1) Go over my sis-in-law's house to celebrate, as she married a non-Jew and we get to enjoy Christmas with them :guitarist

2) Think of my mom-in-law, who passed away on Christmas Day 2002 :-1

3) Eat like a pig

4) Have a couple of drinks before I eat like a pig

5) Get to watch the big smiles on the faces of my young nieces :-4

Name five FG members who you'd *really like* to know what they look like

cherandbuster wrote: Name five FG members who you'd *really like* to know what they look like


Well I'm going to answer my own question, thank you very much :p

1) Bez

2) Abbey

3) Uncle Kram

4) Val (although that bikini shot is pretty hot!)

5) Nomad

Name five things you would do if you could visit Baby Rider right now!

cherandbuster wrote: Name five things you would do if you could visit Baby Rider right now!


Give her a gentle hug, then hug MamaRider, then hug all the RiderFamily

Give her the emich I've bought for her but not posted yet!

(Can someone pm me MamaRider's address please?)

Pull Pinky through the door and yell "Ta-dah! Surprise!"

Yell it again and pull Bullet through the door next

Give her a file full of legal papers which say bullet was wrongfully incarcerated and he's now totally free!

Which 5 memories always make you chuckle?

Rapunzel wrote:

Which 5 memories always make you chuckle?


1. My wedding day.

2. The day I brought Trixie home. Gave her to Rick to hold and she snuggled her head right into the crook of his arm and fell asleep.

3. The day my niece and I went into hysterics over the Wizard of Oz. Long story there.

4. The time I took my 12 year old step grand daughter to the museum. t=The first time we spent the day on our own..with out her mom or Rick. Kept hearing someone say "Grandma". Did not realize she was talking to me till she pulled at my hand and said "GRANDMA MARIE!!"

5. Did I mention my wedding day?





Five people you wish were still in your life. (They do not necissarily have to have died..just no longer in your life)

My grandmothers (that's 2) and my grandfathers (that's 2, too) and my dear aunt, Maryelizabeth.

Five ways to get rid of an internet troll.

Marie5656 wrote: 1. My wedding day.

5. Did I mention my wedding day?


Marie - I'd love to hear the story behind this one!

Lulu2 wrote: My grandmothers (that's 2) and my grandfathers (that's 2, too) and my dear aunt, Maryelizabeth.

Five ways to get rid of an internet troll.


Maryelizabeth - 2 of my middle names

1. Don't feed it - it'll starve to death!

2. Put it in a barrel and tell it to sit in the corner - it'll get so confused it's head will explode!

3. Tell it it's allowed to pick its nose - then give it a real pick! :wah:

4. Leave a trail of sweeties from here to another forum - one that you loathe, of course - and let it munch it's way out.

5. Put it in a corner with some sock puppets - it'll amuse itself for hours and leave you alone.

Name your 5 favourite days of the year.

1. Any rainy day when I don't have to go out.

2. Any day I see my sweetie

3. New Year's day

4. Thanksgiving, because I love turkey

5. My daughter's birthday (I call and wake her at three in the morning...after all...that's when she woke me!)



Five foods you cook very well.

Lulu2 wrote: Five foods you cook very well.


1) Pot roast dinner in my slow cooker

2) Pecan-crusted chicken breasts in a mustard sauce

3) Calzones

4) Strudel

5) Thanksgiving dinner

Name five things you say to yourself when you look in the mirror

Travel, doing something I consider valuable, friends, animals, reading



Your friend is a terrible cook and has invited you to her house for home-cooked food.

Give five excellent excuses for NOT doing it.

1. I love the color

2. Honestly, it's not my favorite.

3. I LOVE that dress...three of my other friends have it, too.

4. Check yourself from the back.

5. Actually, you don't look comfortable.



Five men you'd shag in a minute.

Lulu2 wrote:

Five men you'd shag in a minute.


Adrian Paul from Highlander.

Gerard Butler from Phantom of the Opera.

Hugh Jackman

Ben Affleck

Nicolas Cage

All are MEGA yummy!! **sigggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

Five men you'd NEVER shag in a lifetime. :wah:

George Bush, Osama bin Laden, Donald Rumsfeld, Gene Simmons and Mick Jagger.



Five things to be done with turnips

1. feed them to the rabbits

2. give them to the neighbor

3. put them on the compost pile

4. make a halloween decoration out of them

5. let my dog roll em around on the floor



name five people who have changed your life for the better or worse

:wah: I notice none of those options included EATING them.....

My five people wouldn't mean anything to anyone else.

How about five famous people I've admired?

Joseph Campbell, Margaret Mead, Tallulah Bankhead, Jane Goodall, Amelia Earhart





Five dishes you'd like to learn to cook

Lulu2 wrote:

Five dishes you'd like to learn to cook


Hot Chocolate Croquettes

Molten Chocolate cakes with Mint Fudge Sauce

Double Chocolate Layer Cake

Black Forest Fudge

Chocolate Espresso Sambuca Truffles



(well I do read cookery books for fun!)



5 ways you would spend (£)$1m if you won the lottery.

I'd fund part of a new reptile house for the zoo; I'd feel a lot more comfortable putting a new roof on my house; I'd take some friends to Africa; I'd have the "last laugh" at some unpleasant people I know and I'd buy a hybrid car.

:driving:

Five historical events you'd like to have witnessed.

Lulu2 wrote:

Five historical events you'd like to have witnessed.


Hmm..do not know if these all count as historical events, but here is my list:

1. Any part of the early settlers trip across the US.

2. John F Kennedy's assassination...to figure out who did it, really.

3. Atlanta during the Civil War

4. OK, this was also during my lifetime (as was JFK) but would like to have been at NASA when the first men from the moon landed

5. And from my own personal history..Ellis Island in NY when my grandparents arrived in this country.





Five things you would put in your dream home

Marie5656 wrote: Five things you would put in your dream home


1) a heated indoor pool and hot tub in a room with a retractable roof

2) Marble floors throughout -- and make those floors heated, please!

3) Fireplaces in all the bedrooms

4) a huge kitchen with SubZero appliances and double ovens with exceptional cabinetry

5) a giant guest house for all my FG friends to come and stay in

What is your favorite season and the five things you love most about it :-4

cherandbuster wrote: 1) a heated indoor pool and hot tub in a room with a retractable roof



2) Marble floors throughout -- and make those floors heated, please!



3) Fireplaces in all the bedrooms



4) a huge kitchen with SubZero appliances and double ovens with exceptional cabinetry



5) a giant guest house for all my FG friends to come and stay in



What is your favorite season and the five things you love most about it :-4


WINTER



because



1. Crisp clear days

2. Frosty nights with the sky full of stars

3. Christmas

4. Snow

5. The New Year and a chance for new beginnings



Which 5 people (alive or dead) would you most like to have met and talked with

cherandbuster wrote: 1) a heated indoor pool and hot tub in a room with a retractable roof

2) Marble floors throughout -- and make those floors heated, please!

3) Fireplaces in all the bedrooms

4) a huge kitchen with SubZero appliances and double ovens with exceptional cabinetry

5) a giant guest house for all my FG friends to come and stay in

What is your favorite season and the five things you love most about it :-4


fall-

1. the crisp morning air

2. the smell of leaves burning

3. the taste of hot chocolate

4. all the family get togethers

5. thanksgiving

name five things people do that mean the most to you

chocoholic wrote: [

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Which 5 people (alive or dead) would you most like to have met and talked with


1. Abraham Lincoln

2. Stephen King (still alive, of course)

3. Martin Luther kING

4 and 5, my maternal grandparents, as I never knew them.





Similar....the 5 people you'd like to meet in Heaven

Pinky wrote: Damn, I should have used the quote button:rolleyes:


Hey, why limit answers to just one person!! Pinky, you are a gem.

Pinky wrote: 5 of your favourite expressions


1. That's EXCELLENT!



2. Be well, be happy and smile freely

3. I love you :-4

4. WTF????

5. "Who is the *biggest* boy in the whole wide world?" (no this is not said to hubby; it is said to Buster :p )

Name five EXCELLENT reasons for living life to the fullest :guitarist

Pinky wrote: Name five of your favourite songs


1. Beyond the Sea, Bobby Darin (my wedding song) :-4

2. Behind Closed Doors, Charlie Rich (should I be embarrassed about this one?) :-3

3. When My Baby Smiles at Me I Go to Rio, Peter Allen

4. Good Girls Don't, The Knack (GREAT song :guitarist )

5. A Little Less Conversation, Elvis



Name five games you used to play as a child

Pinky wrote: 1. Because you never know which day will be your last

2. It's better to regret things you've done than the things you haven't

3. He who takes no risks loses the most

4. To enjoy every moment is to recall them more vividly

5. because it's FUN!

Name five of your favourite songs


1. "Unchained Melody"

2. "Don't Know What You Got, Till It's Gone"

3. "Sweet Emotion"

4. "I Can't Help Falling In Love With You"

5. "Simple Man"

(that's a hard one to condense into 5)

5 best practical jokes

Pinky wrote:

5 worst Xmas pressies you've ever got


1 A shirt made out of dishcloths sewn together (TRUE! they were new tho)

2 A little electric lint remover (with the $2 shop sticker still on it)

3 A box of chocolate almonds with the chocolate sucked off (altho this was a joke by a friend)

4 A hat made of rubbish bags in knots (made by the same kooky woman who made the dishcloth shirt)

5 Diarrhea (not exactly a present - but the worst Xmas I ever had) :wah:

I think I need to rethink my friends now :-2



Name any 5 living people you would like to have dinner with. And why!

Pinky wrote: Your first five lovers


Figures that Cher would answer this one

1. Michael from Sociology class in my junior year of college

2. Paul, my old boss who I still love dearly (only as a friend)

3. Steve #1, not to be confused with Steve #2, who arrived much later

4. First hubby (sex was not his strong point)

5. Steve #2 (sex truly was his strong point)

Name your favorite five breeds of doggies :-4

cherandbuster wrote:

Name your favorite five breeds of doggies :-4


1. Bedlington Terrier

2. West Highland Terrier

3. German Shepherd

4. Schnauzer

5. Bichon Frise



Your 5 favourite subjects at school?

Biology, history, English, music, art

Five of the world's greatest lies.

Five of the world's greatest lies.

Evolution (some don't agree with this, but I'M answering)

You'd be happy if you were rich

The one with the most toys wins

You have to drink to have fun

Humans can rule themselves

5 child actors who became adult actors

Rain wrote:

5 child actors who became adult actors


Judy Garland

Drew Barrymore

Liz Taylor

Hayley Mills

Jodie Foster



5 ways to spend a happy weekend

1. A trip to the zoo

2. Making love all day long

3. Reading a good book

4. Watching old movies

5. Playing in Forum Garden



Five universal truths

Lulu2 wrote:

Five universal truths


1. Someone somewhere will ALWAYS be offended.

2. Nothing is ever as simple as it first appears.

3. The more it hurts to learn something, the longer you will remember it.

4. There will always be someone who thinks that the speed limit is a minimum.

5.The person who says "you don't need to lose weight, you look great" is usually stick thin!



5 of your favourite sayings/beliefs in life

chocoholic wrote:

5 of your favourite sayings/beliefs in life


1. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Eleanor Roosevelt

2. You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightn not get there. Yogi Berra

3. I believe chocolate is a very important food group.

4. Someone you care about is Gay or Lesbian

5. A waist is a terrible thing to mind.





5 Books you have really enjoyed reading and could read over again.

Marie5656 wrote:

5 Books you have really enjoyed reading and could read over again.


1. All the Harry Potter books

2. The Chrysalids by John Wyndham

3. The Hobbit

4. The Lord of the Rings (all three)

5. All the Artemis Fowl books by Eoin Colpher



5 ways to leave your lover

Pinky wrote: Five ways to tell potential BF's that you have a thing for them


1) Open your mouth and SAY SO!

2) Leave an unsigned note for him.

3) Send him flowers.

4) Invite him on a date.

5) Attack him sexually!!

Name five things you could wear to excite your significant other