A Roll in the Hay, Anyone??

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:46 am

venus wrote: Im thinking 100 yards and lm not gonna post because lve got a hunk and a half already at home..

you know what lm talking about betty!!!!!;)

I do, sigh................

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:52 am

venus wrote: and after al of that you would need a stay in a hospital for exhaustion!!!! Ive heard about that floppy!!

:-3

Ah. But I just think of all those lovely nurses (female variety of course), taking care of me.:-4

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:55 am

flopstock wrote: Now, let's see... haven't given this a lot of thought, you understand...

Accountables dad

[...]

let me think on this a little more....the question caught me off guard..:wah:I'll say! My father's 80!! :yh_rotfl

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:00 pm

I never thought I'd see a thread like this on the garden. :-2

:wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:11 pm

They know who they are, I need not mention names..!! :-4

weber · Post by **weber** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:15 pm

Hamster wrote: Yeah come on guys!! Spill already!!:-3

Appropriate for the occasion:D

weber · Post by **weber** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:19 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Oh no, Miriam --

On this list, married and young doesn't matter. It's a Cyber List and everyone is equal in availability and willingness . . .

It's my thread and I can make up any rules I want to :p

Sounds good. I'll take 'em all. You can have 'em when I'm done:D :guitarist

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:09 pm

miriam wrote: Sounds good. I'll take 'em all. You can have 'em when I'm done:D :guitarist

Yuck! Sloppy seconds.

Can't we work something out?

Surely you can't have ALL of them first.

weber · Post by **weber** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:15 pm

CheshireCat wrote:

Yuck! Sloppy seconds.

Can't we work something out?

Surely you can't have ALL of them first.

Just feel feisty there for a moment CC.

I got dibs on Tombstone. :-4 The rest were extra fantasy. They're all yours and everybody's.

You know, I know Tombsone is a guy. Some of the rest of you I don't know....like Woppy sounds like I might get wopped with one, Hamster sounds like a little one, flopstock I just learned was not flopstick, a floppy one.....thas jez fer starters.

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:26 pm

Hamster wrote: Ermmm...not so sure I like the sound of that Miriam :-3 ...I take it the "little one" you were referring to was my bum??

Does my bum look big in this??

Hammie you look good in anything! :-6

Zinky really needs to put his 2 cents in here!

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:41 pm

Hamster wrote: Thats sweet CC thanks! :-4

Erm..where would Zinkster put his two cents??

Ladies, I can bring considerably more than 2 er uh "cents" to the table, more like......

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:45 pm

Hamster wrote: Yeah Zinksters come out to play!

BTW...you have to make a list! :wah:

Yippeee it is Christmas?:-4

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:48 pm

Hamster wrote: Er..yeah..its Christmas..

You have to choose who you would like to have a Cyber roll in the hay with...

Cher says you can have as many as you like...:sneaky:

(well it is her thread.....)

Oh my, it really IS Christmas then..:p

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:56 pm

Hamster wrote: Yep!! Enough stalling now...Make with the list already!! :wah:

Not very many men actually posting on this thread!! hmmnn

I didn't see yoooouuuuuurrrr list yet missy.

Oh you know you're on mine;)

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:00 pm

Hamster wrote: Erm....I beg to differ Zinkster!! Hmmnn

*Hammy stands hands on hips and taps her foot*

whoops....

weber · Post by **weber** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:16 pm

Betty Boop wrote: We're going to have to call this place Forum Gutter very soon! :wah:

Oh Betty

That is too funny ...... Forum Gutter......come get your man ladies.:wah: oooooooops we gotta get more men first. I only want the one....I can deal with a Tombstone:-6

Erinna1112 · Post by **Erinna1112** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:26 pm

Ok, I haven't done a lot of exploring around the forum except the threads that concern Criss, so I'm not always sure of gender. There are "tells" (like profile pics

) but I don't always know.

That said, the first guy (I know for sure he's a guy) on my list would no doubt be VERY surprised to find himself there. The last time he and I interacted directly on here, we were in an argument. But he's articulate, intelligent, unafraid to speak his mind - all very attractive qualities. However, he has a lady, and she's wonderful. So no go on that one. And don't ask, I'm not telling.

Other than that....Hm. In no particular order:

Clancy

Nomie

Open Mind

spot

Wow...I really don't know a lot of guys on here.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:28 am

Simple answer, No, fraid not.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:05 am

Ah thanks Susie

:-4

Hard when most people are a lot older than you isn't it!!

Don't think hardly anyone is younger than me around here.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:25 am

cherandbuster wrote: Well, it's gonna look like I get around . . . but only cyberly, really!

Galbally

Clancy

Uncle Kram

Nomad

Wopster

Keith W

Ommmm

Acc

Arnie Baby

That's just page 1

I'll probably be back for page 2 . . .

Geez, I've put NINE guys on my list!

Looks like I'll be busy for the next few days . . . . :sneaky: :guitarist

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:30 am

I don't know about rolling in the hay but there are several men here I'd like to take to dinner! No names...wouldn't want to embarrass anyone :-3

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:49 am

I'll take any one with all their own teeth and hair ...spose a pulse would be nice to

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:51 am

flopstock wrote: You two kids looking to get yourselves spanked?:wah:

Hehehe sorry!

:wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:52 am

tmbsgrl wrote: How old are ya?

22 to answer the question.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:01 am

Pinky wrote: Hey you...you're only a year younger than my ole man!

Age is totally irrelevant to me, either someone's got it they haven't.

I think they know who they are..:-6

That is true. I suppose when you are in love, it doesn't matter too much, it's what's inside that counts.

I'm going to be quiet now!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:29 am

I'll take anyone from a foriegn country, always wanted too hear screaming and moaning in a different language or accent.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:50 am

If I were 20 years younger.....well there might be a couple.......but name telling........NO WAY

:-6

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:52 am

Well, I warned you guys I'd have a Page 2 coming up . . . :-4

Anastrophe -- so I can consummate my 'word crush'!

Spot -- Ditto!

Zinkster (who holds his own in the funny and the serious threads here), the one and only jb Barker, of course Tombstone (it's a boss/employee fantasy!), Cars (such a gentleman!), Chris from the UK (my chance to corrupt the youth of the UK!), Onsekiz (my chance to do the same with Turkey!) . . .

Oh God . . . will there have to be a page 3? :rolleyes:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:55 am

cherandbuster wrote: Well, I warned you guys I'd have a Page 2 coming up . . . :-4

Anastrophe -- so I can consummate my 'word crush'!

Spot -- Ditto!

Zinkster (who holds his own in the funny and the serious threads here), the one and only jb Barker, of course Tombstone (it's a boss/employee fantasy!), Cars (such a gentleman!), Chris from the UK (my chance to corrupt the youth of the UK!), Onsekiz (my chance to do the same with Turkey!) . . .

Oh God . . . will there have to be a page 3? :rolleyes:

hahaha that's practically the whole male FG roster there Cher!!! :wah: