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Gygz wrote: ..like a bright vision of iridescent light, an angelic dewberry which danced the fandango ..I must be seeing things he thought and with that ...


He threw aside the remains of the sandwich and the headless chicken and began to dance also. Then suddenly, as quickly as it all began....

...this scene of merryment and rubber chickens melted away and in it's place a vision of Marie 5656 dressed in ...

Gygz wrote: ...this scene of merryment and rubber chickens melted away and in it's place a vision of Marie 5656 dressed in ...
a giant egg costume appeared.

"Ah ha" he thought, "now I know which came first!"

Just then .....

Pinky wrote: a midget dressed as a tortoise came into view and exclaimed...


I SHELL have my say now, or not a tall .....

and with that he ...

Pinky wrote: Got out a pair of folding stilts and....
put them in his car. He got in and started....

sunny104 wrote: put them in his car. He got in and started....


...his car in the direction of Texas...."

Pinky wrote: peddling away Fred Flintstone style because the engine had fallen out and...
he had never driven a car before. He had only made it a few minutes down the road when....

....the motor went the same route as the gas tank. Wondering what other tragedy could befall when lo and behold the......

A giant Roc (thought they were estinct didn't ya) picked his car up a flew off over the....

.......Rocky mountains and over the Pacific and dropped the shadow of a car in....

A volcano on the Hawain Islands where the residents believed it to be a sacrifice to the.....

Grumpaz wrote: A volcano on the Hawain Islands where the residents believed it to be a sacrifice to the.....
Forum Garden. The residents stood by while....

sunny104 wrote: Forum Garden. The residents stood by while....
The tribe's shaman, Nomad, did a tribal dance around the island, chanting a rather familiar phrase...."I want my...."

Pinky wrote: tinfoil hat and cattle prod! And with that he...


Covered his head with aluminum foil, smacked himself on the butt with his cattle prod and gracefully....

Grumpaz wrote: Covered his head with aluminum foil, smacked himself on the butt with his cattle prod and gracefully....
jumped up on his llama and with Snoozie holding on from behind they rode off.....

sunny104 wrote: jumped up on his llama and with Snoozie holding on from behind they rode off.....
.....to another Forum on another Website.....

But finding that it wasn't much fun he came back here to post this .. ..The next poster came up with a reply of great genius which read ....

..and I fart in your general direction said the ..

spat through its front teeth, aiming accurately at poor Snooze, who

Lulu2 wrote: spat through its front teeth, aiming accurately at poor Snooze, who


Promptly spat right back hitting the poor llama smack in the middle of its....

two front teeth. Instantly dying, the llama fulfilled a prophecy that...

koan wrote: two front teeth. Instantly dying, the llama fulfilled a prophecy that...


simply states:

The spit from snoozie

Makes you woozie

Then you up and die

So now without the llama for transportation Nomad and Snoozie steal a....

chicken ...to try a certain recipe they read about on Forum Garden.com...

..After thoroughly admonishing the beans and embarrassing the carrots for a few minutes they started to ..

Gygz wrote: ..After thoroughly admonishing the beans and embarrassing the carrots for a few minutes they started to ..
make out passionately when one of the residents happened to come by and....

sunny104 wrote: make out passionately when one of the residents happened to come by and....


..asked "Do you have room for one more?"

Marie5656 wrote: ..asked "Do you have room for one more?"
and they said, "sure, Marie! but we'll have to make it quick because..."

sunny104 wrote: and they said, "sure, Marie! but we'll have to make it quick because..."


.....they charge by the hour and.....

woppy71 wrote: .....they charge by the hour and.....


We have already been here for 3...and Woppy is running out of quarters for the vibrating bed.

Marie5656 wrote: We have already been here for 3...and Woppy is running out of quarters for the vibrating bed.


OMG, said woppy, who'se got some change!!!!!!

woppy71 wrote: OMG, said woppy, who'se got some change!!!!!!


...."We do!" shouted all fifty-two onlockers from the Tourist Bus which had stopped along the side of the road because....

along-for-the-ride wrote: ...."We do!" shouted all fifty-two onlockers from the Tourist Bus which had stopped along the side of the road because....


...they had booked a package holiday. and the entertainment was c**p......

woppy71 wrote: ...they had booked a package holiday. and the entertainment was c**p......
...until they came over the hill and saw Nomad, Snoozie, Marie, Woppy and a llama in a compromising position. After everyone had introduced themselves.....

sunny104 wrote: ...until they came over the hill and saw Nomad, Snoozie, Marie, Woppy and a llama in a compromising position. After everyone had introduced themselves.....


The llama stepped back and said, oh my god, what am I doing here..I must be having a nightmare.

Marie5656 wrote: The llama stepped back and said, oh my god, what am I doing here..I must be having a nightmare.


Take me home to Jeff Minter!! , said the Llama....:wah:

woppy71 wrote: Take me home to Jeff Minter!! , said the Llama....:wah:


before it dissipated into the mist - it being a ghost llama who had already died back in post 77! :sneaky:

Nomad, Snoozie, Marie, Woppy and the fifty-two onlockers from the Tourist Bus also dissipated into the mist as they had been part of the deceased llama's unnerving death dream .... and all that remained was a chicken recipe from forumgarden.com - sitting in the middle of a vibrating bed. :wah:

The End.







OK, Who is starting the next one?

Marie5656 wrote:

OK, Who is starting the next one?


Once upon a time, in a land far, far away there lived a ............... :wah:

Rapunzel wrote: Once upon a time, in a land far, far away there lived a ............... :wah:


......Little green man.......

woppy71 wrote: ......Little green man.......


Named Woppy. This little green man had magical powers. He could snap his fingers and suddenly.....

Marie5656 wrote: Named Woppy. This little green man had magical powers. He could snap his fingers and suddenly.....


everything would turn as green as he was...kinda like the Midas touch but not near as......

Grumpaz wrote: everything would turn as green as he was...kinda like the Midas touch but not near as......


...profitable. suddenly all of the people in the kindgom were nocking at the green Woppy's door, asking for thier possesions to be turned green as well. He pondered the requests for a moment, and replied......

Marie5656 wrote: ...profitable. suddenly all of the people in the kindgom were nocking at the green Woppy's door, asking for thier possesions to be turned green as well. He pondered the requests for a moment, and replied......
"....first I must take you to my bedchamber."

sunny104 wrote: "....first I must take you to my bedchamber."


........Where upon I shall require a favour of you all,,,,