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Adam Zapple wrote: It's a business relationship. I pay her to say nice things about me.


Speaking of which, you owe me $9.54. If you don't pay up pretty quick I'm gonna start telling people you're my brother again.

Zapata wrote: Dear Queen Grumpaz,

Zapple is currently occupied-selling tickets to the arm wrestling in the mud match between Minks and Zapata


i am still fearful

OK Minks, Here's the thing. Due to an injury, I only have 1 1/2 arms (my left arm being practically useless, well almost) That should give you an advantage, right? I do have shrapnel in it however, so that might give me the advantage. That's why I say let's arm wrestle in the mud. Mud is the great equalizer. I won't hurt you, if you don't hurt me.

Zapata wrote: OK Minks, Here's the thing. Due to an injury, I only have 1 1/2 arms (my left arm being practically useless, well almost) That should give you an advantage, right? I do have shrapnel in it however, so that might give me the advantage. That's why I say let's arm wrestle in the mud. Mud is the great equalizer. I won't hurt you, if you don't hurt me.


alright Zapata, guess your on.

:-2

Oh, cool, minks. Lulu2 would probably play her kazoo if we asked, so we'll have music to wrestle by and Grampaz could bring her clowns for the intermission.

Zapata wrote: Oh, cool, minks. Lulu2 would probably play her kazoo if we asked, so we'll have music to wrestle by and Grampaz could bring her clowns for the intermission.
Oh my we are not the main attraction, let me go get my pink tutu

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How cool....a whole group of friends joining at once!! I think we are going to be enjoying all of you very much. (That didn't sound TOO kinky, did it?? :sneaky: )

minks wrote: Oh my we are not the main attraction, let me go get my pink tutu


Well, minks, you can't wear that lovely frock in the mud! hmm. :yh_m2figh You might, however, clean up during intermission and join the clowns.

Zapata wrote: Well, minks, you can't wear that lovely frock in the mud! hmm. :yh_m2figh You might, however, clean up during intermission and join the clowns.
Oooo more rules, but I have to wear something in the mud.

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Oh, but yes, minks. I rather like the black slinky thingie that Babyrider has on her posts. 'spose she'd let me borrow it? If not, I guess I could wear my gold lame thong.

Zapata wrote: Oh, but yes, minks. I rather like the black slinky thingie that Babyrider has on her posts. 'spose she'd let me borrow it? If not, I guess I could wear my gold lame thong.


HAH I see I am far to modest, I better go off and find something better.

Zapata wrote: Oh, but yes, minks. I rather like the black slinky thingie that Babyrider has on her posts. 'spose she'd let me borrow it? If not, I guess I could wear my gold lame thong.
You are welcome to my black slinky thingie, as long as I get to watch the show for free.

Hell, mud-wrasslin'? I'm up for that!! :sneaky:

OK. But you did say that I could borrow the black, slinky thingie, right? Do you have 2 of them?

And you say you like mud rasslin? Howse about a tag team? You be on my side and we'll find somebody for minks. We do get to wear the black slinky thingies, though. Right?

BabyRider wrote: You are welcome to my black slinky thingie, as long as I get to watch the show for free.

Hell, mud-wrasslin'? I'm up for that!! :sneaky:


You can have my ticket. I don't think the wife is going to let me attend.

Zapata wrote: OK. But you did say that I could borrow the black, slinky thingie, right? Do you have 2 of them?

And you say you like mud rasslin? Howse about a tag team? You be on my side and we'll find somebody for minks. We do get to wear the black slinky thingies, though. Right?
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Tag team black-slinky-thingie-wearin' mud wrasslin!! WOOHOOOO!! Geeze, but the club brothers will go berserk.

Who wants to be on Minksies team?? Need a volunteer!!

Welcome Zapata.

Just a routine pledge for you please.





I (your name) _________do hereby swear to uphold my allegiance to Nomad (me) in all matters and regards concerning "warnings" others might give me about Nomad. I will defend Nomad to the death if necessary when other members attack him and defile him. (which happens frequently)

I (your name) __________agree to abide by Nomad's rules and regulations without question because Nomad knows best. I (your name)__________ will serve Nomad with undying devotion.



signed (your name) ____________

Sheesh! I'm away one evening and look at this mess! Mud on the floor...mud on the walls...mud everywhere!

Looks as if someone held a political meeting last night....:wah:

And, Nomad, is this a legal document?

Aww, Zapple, tell the little woman that you won't get hurt none. (Not like the last time)

And you're supposed to be selling tickets, not GIVING them away.

Zapata wrote: Aww, Zapple, tell the little woman that you won't get hurt none. (Not like the last time)

And you're supposed to be selling tickets, not GIVING them away.


Well how are we going to profit from this if Zapple keeps giving tickets out like that.....

Nomad, I got all excited thinking that you were applying for the tag-team position (on mink's team) until I saw that you are not of the female persuasion. Sorry, minks can't have any men on her team. You might be acceptable for the cheerleader or baton-twirler position, however.

Oh, that wasn't an application for you, it was an affadavit for me. Never mind.

Zapata wrote: Nomad, I got all excited thinking that you were applying for the tag-team position (on mink's team) until I saw that you are not of the female persuasion. Sorry, minks can't have any men on her team. You might be acceptable for the cheerleader or baton-twirler position, however.

Oh, that wasn't an application for you, it was an affadavit for me. Never mind.


give him a skirt he will do fine, hey how come I need a partner in all this... did I miss something ... Zapata did you gain a partner?? Is there something you aren't telling me hmmmmmmmm

Ha-I can still do the baton! I want that position!

chonsigirl wrote: Ha-I can still do the baton! I want that position!


Oh right on you are hired.

Hey Zapata, you need help just let me know. I'm sure between the 2 of us we can put together 1 very useful person. I'll just get my scooter and be right there. Tell me where to go.

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Grumpaz wrote: Hey Zapata, you need help just let me know. I'm sure between the 2 of us we can put together 1 very useful person. I'll just get my scooter and be right there. Tell me where to go.


Oh wonderful, 2 against one hmmmm where is the fairness in this.

minks wrote: Oh wonderful, 2 against one hmmmm where is the fairness in this.


I don't like to worry you Minks, but that makes three :wah:

Bryn Mawr wrote: I don't like to worry you Minks, but that makes three :wah:


Wonderful...

Don't you worry, minks, we'll find somebody. Maybe if you offered up some sort of fancy outfit for yourself and your partner (like baby rider's black, slinky one)...

Hold on, I'm getting a message from the talent scouts I sent out...

Zapata wrote: Don't you worry, minks, we'll find somebody. Maybe if you offered up some sort of fancy outfit for yourself and your partner (like baby rider's black, slinky one)...

Hold on, I'm getting a message from the talent scouts I sent out...


Hah not I.....I can't wrestle in fru fru outfits ya know

We should make Nomad strut around like the bikini girls with the round number sign...............................

False alarm. That was Security informing me that the teeny boppers are causing a riot because nobody's there to see them audition for cheerleader. Grumpaz, could you scoot on over there, please. We can't afford to get on the wrong side of the law this soon.

chonsigirl wrote: We should make Nomad strut around like the bikini girls with the round number sign...............................


I love it! Where did that Nomad take off to, anyhow?

He probably is being the tool man today, fixing up his new house.

Ha-ha!

Oh, am I a teeny bopper?

minks wrote: Well how are we going to profit from this if Zapple keeps giving tickets out like that.....


You know, minks, I've had this problem with Zapple before-he's so good-hearted and has absolutely no head for business.

Zapata wrote: You know, minks, I've had this problem with Zapple before-he's so good-hearted and has absolutely no head for business.


argh the show is doomed.... doomed I tell ya

well, chons, I thought you wanted the baton twirler position so I told half the country that it's filled already. If you'd rather be a cheerleader, grab your pom-poms and rush right over to where Grumpaz is holding her auditions.

Zapata wrote: well, chons, I thought you wanted the baton twirler position so I told half the country that it's filled already. If you'd rather be a cheerleader, grab your pom-poms and rush right over to where Grumpaz is holding her auditions.


Yeah Chosnis, you can beat out Nomad, you go girl

minks wrote: argh the show is doomed.... doomed I tell ya


and don't you worry about Zapple messin' up things. I pulled our last show out of the fire when I thought he'd gummed it up.



You just concentrate on getting the right outfit.

Zapata wrote: and don't you worry about Zapple messin' up things. I pulled our last show out of the fire when I thought he'd gummed it up.



You just concentrate on getting the right outfit.


you have not idea how difficult a task this is now.....*wanders off mumbling to self*

Okay, don't pout,

I'm off to the mall

To help you out.:driving:

Zapata wrote: Okay, don't pout,

I'm off to the mall

To help you out.:driving:


Well while you do that I am off to mow the lawn...ttfn :wah:

Financial Report - even though the event is a sellout, we didn't make much money. I sold two tickets to Nomad (at inflated prices) and gave the rest of them away to underpriviledged Ivy League frat boys. Hope the concessions are profitable.

And please call me Adam. I haven't been called Zapple since high school gym class.

All right, Adam Zipper Zapple! I sincerely hope that you got an astronomical sum from Nomad for that abysmal ticket sale, else how will I pay for the lovely couturier ensembles I found for minks and her tag-team partner?

At least you remembered what I told you about "gouge, gouge, gouge."

I know! Those under priviledged frat boys can help you with the funnel cakes and pork rinds! Also, I thought we'd try roasting almonds at this function.

Zapata wrote: I know! Those under priviledged frat boys can help you with the funnel cakes and pork rinds! Also, I thought we'd try roasting almonds at this function.


wot? Its a roast now, ok I better go find my Tux.

Zapata wrote: I know! Those under priviledged frat boys can help you with the funnel cakes and pork rinds! Also, I thought we'd try roasting almonds at this function.


I always get squeemish at the thought of roasting nuts.

:wah: And why is that, pray tell? :wah:

Well, those Ivy Leaguers have to pay for their keep somehow! Let them roast the nuts!

I see the conversation has already gravitated towards nuts. I guess I've found the right board?:)