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nvalleyvee wrote: Orgasm for the woman is not necessary for pregnancy but absolutely necessary for the man. Shall we just call that ejaculation from the man to the woman......pregnancy possible ....yes.



Sorry NV but that's strictly not true, pre ejaculatory fluid contains thousands of sperm and this small amount is enough to get a woman pregnant.

sixyearsleft wrote: Dont laugh, although i'm trying hard not to:)

I dont want to go into to much detail,

woman says i'm the father of her unborn baby, (due in two months)

when we went up the wooden hill to bedfordshire I lasted about 20 seconds before my engine stalled, how could this baby be mine?

Is this possible?


20 seconds? Can I get your phone number?? :-4

seriously though, it's a bit suspicious that she waited this long to tell you but SO great that if the baby is yours you would consider him/her your little miracle! :-4

How are you feeling about it, Six, after thinking about it all day?

*big hug for Six*

Just wait and see, my dear Six.

sixyearsleft wrote: A bit lost to be honest Chonsi, all i can really do is wait for the baby to be born, and then take the test, i seriously dont think its mine, so i'm kind of angry and excited at the same time, she claims she hasn't had sex months prior nor after the "event" if the child is mine then thats fine, but if its not i will be incredibly angry, that would be the worse lie ever, and it would hurt very much...
Actually, Six, you don't have to wait for the baby to be born to determine paternity. If the mother is willing to have an amnio, you can determine paternity from that. Does she have medical coverage?

BabyRider wrote: Actually, Six, you don't have to wait for the baby to be born to determine paternity. If the mother is willing to have an amnio, you can determine paternity from that. Does she have medical coverage?
Have you ever had one? You couldn't pay me a million dollars to go through that again!

I'm sure that when the next alternative to Viagra comes onto the market it'll be called Orgazam, six has invented a winner with that one.

Clancy wrote: Wasn't that what they called that machine in Barbarela ?You mean the Orgazmatron? I've got two of those linked together in the spare room.

Someone's even marketing a prototype... http://www.fu-fme.com/faq.html

Clancy wrote: .Valerie's just having a bellicose moment.



....she'll recover shortly


My husband uses big words like that...



I love men that do use big...



AHEM.



:-4

I order me one looks good to me..!! :wah: :wah: I agree Snooze a bigger desk is a must..

SnoozeControl wrote: Everytime I see the title to this thread, I read it as "Is Origami necessary?"




Origami is always necessary sneezer. The business end of paper is the ying and origami is the yang. Cant have ying without yang.

sixyearsleft wrote: :yh_rotfl Thats ridiculas! thats hillarious:)







good morning fg;)


Instructive visual 6.

If you didn't leak or blow your biscuits, maybe you could call the kid "Houdini"