Creepy Crawly Things
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:58 pm
Wasps!
They are the biggest nuisance. The psychos of the insect world.
However, on my housing estate, we are over-run by ants every summer. Reckon it's like one of those schlock horror movies - the estate was build on a giant, sacred ant graveyard, or something.
Having said that, I was terrorised for a good half an hour by an ENORMOUS bee, the size of a golf ball, the other day. No idea how it got into the house, but the dozy bugger spent ages dashing itself against the walls and trying to fly in a wobbly way (concussion, I expect). It was as noisy as a lawn mower. Eventually I managed to guide it out of the house by wafting at it with a copy of The Times.
They are the biggest nuisance. The psychos of the insect world.
However, on my housing estate, we are over-run by ants every summer. Reckon it's like one of those schlock horror movies - the estate was build on a giant, sacred ant graveyard, or something.
Having said that, I was terrorised for a good half an hour by an ENORMOUS bee, the size of a golf ball, the other day. No idea how it got into the house, but the dozy bugger spent ages dashing itself against the walls and trying to fly in a wobbly way (concussion, I expect). It was as noisy as a lawn mower. Eventually I managed to guide it out of the house by wafting at it with a copy of The Times.