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ChiptBeef wrote: BabyRider -

Where is the public post by a forum official that blames me for the closing of your original thread? As forum officials closed that thread, which is their right, isn't opening another thread that is exactly the same a disrespectful afront to those forum officials? Have you signed up for the "ignore list" yet?
I think it is time for a little of the love bug to hit you, Chip.

*getting out quiver*

Cupid wrote: I think it is time for a little of the love bug to hit you, Chip.



*getting out quiver*
FOUL! *in best hall monitor voice*



That's not a question, right BR?

BabyRider wrote: Nope, that would be a flaming Dr. Pepper. Glass of draft beer, shot of root beer schnapps, float 151 rum on top, and light it. While it's still on fire, drop it into the beer and chug.


Never had one that was on fire ... ouch hmmmmmm guess mine were tame

Hi BR!

When should a person throw their hands up in the air and stop trying to help another person?

*Love your new AV!*

CountryDweller wrote: Hi BR!

When should a person throw their hands up in the air and stop trying to help another person?



*Love your new AV!*
Wow that's a tough one. How come you guys always ask me the really difficult ones?!! :yh_bigsmi

OK, it depends on the situation. Is it family or not, is it about drugs or drinking, or is it about keeping their house clean? Is it someone sticking a needle in their arm or is it someone spending too much money? See where I'm going with this ? So much depends on the situation and what kind of help the person needs.

*Thanks, I love it too!*

Accountable wrote: Once, my wife & I went to a bar clearly targeting the 'younger' crowd. there were fine little hardbodies mingling with the crowd selling shots. It seemed a favorite activity was to pay a little extra to have the girl lie on the table & pour the shot into her navel, so the customer could slurp it out.



As a consumer, I would think a fat girl would be more desirable for this - more volume for the money. A straw could be used if necessary.



Your thoughts?
This is called a body shot and it's not necessarily more desirable to have a large girl for this. A lot of the shots I've seen done this way, you take a can of whipped cream and circle the belly button several times, building a wall of sorts which you can pour a lot more booze into than just a belly button.

What does supercalifragilisticexpialidocious really mean ?

Just so Im clear....you do or you do not want me blowing sunshine up your ass ?

Nomad wrote: What does supercalifragilisticexpialidocious really mean ?
Really REALLY cool. Like...the super-coolest.

Nomad wrote: Just so Im clear....you do or you do not want me blowing sunshine up your ass ?


I despise, detest, loathe and HATE having sunshine blown up my ass.

mrsK wrote: Hi BR,

Why is it so hot here & why won't it bloody rain;) :-6
Because it's that time of the year for you guys!! I sure wish it was that time of the year for me!! I want to get on my scoot, durnit....:-5

BabyRider wrote: I despise, detest, loathe and HATE having sunshine blown up my ass.
How about incandescent light? :yh_idea

Accountable wrote: How about incandescent light? :yh_idea
Uhhh...ouch.

What were you like as a little girl ?

Nomad wrote: What were you like as a little girl ?
Total tomboy. Climbing trees, tromping in the woods, getting in fist fights with the neighborhood boys, etc....You could not get me in the house if it was still light out.

I'm that kid who brought home injured birds and stuff like that and expected my mom to fix it's injuries, and could never understand why she would freak out at me holding a bird.

"Don't you know birds carry disease?!!?! And, *gasp* FLEAS!!!!" Oh the HORROR!!! :yh_rotfl

Would you tell me one nice childhood memory ?

Nomad wrote: Would you tell me one nice childhood memory ?
Every summer I spent at my grandparent's farm. (Which was most of them)

Between the harness racers that were raised across the street, the golden retreivers my grandfather raised, the huge, old, 6-bedroom farmhouse, the old dilapidated barn, and 40 acres of woods to explore, catching snakes and shooting .22's, playing "ghost in the graveyard" in a real graveyard with my friends there, catching tadpoles in the swamp and sitting for hours under a tree perfectly still to catch sight of a deer....well....I'd have to say every summer from my earliest memory till I was 16 was the best any kid could ask for.

Thank you.

Nomad wrote: Thank you.
You're welcome! :yh_bigsmi :yh_kiss

:-6 How was your day today?

Clancy wrote: Dear BR

I phoned my Uncle Jim, the other night for some advice about photography {he developed his own photographs}

When he picked up the phone, I said, "Hello Uncle Jim...."Do you still expose yourself" .....he immediately hung up on me. Should I wait a day or two before contacting him again? :-3


You are in rare form today............... your remarks are cracking me up!!

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SnoozeControl wrote: Since Far's ignoring my question in his thread, I'm shopping around now. Here's the question:



If Nomad asked you to shake his magic eight ball, would you? And what kind of response do you think you'd get?
Sure, I'd shake his magic 8-ball. The response I got would depend on the question asked, wouldn't it?

Clancy wrote: Dear BR



I phoned my Uncle Jim, the other night for some advice about photography {he developed his own photographs}



When he picked up the phone, I said, "Hello Uncle Jim...."Do you still expose yourself" .....he immediately hung up on me. Should I wait a day or two before contacting him again? :-3
Absolutely wait a day or two. That way you get the sick pleasure of thinking of him all grossed out and uncomfortable. That's the sort of thing I get a kick out of, anyway.

SnoozeControl wrote: I doubt he'd be capable of speaking at that point.:yh_whistl
I guarantee he'd be incapable of speech. :yh_rotfl

As part of being a bartender, is part of your job to bring in new customers?

SOJOURNER wrote: As part of being a bartender, is part of your job to bring in new customers?
It's not neccessarily part of the job requirement, but I plug my bar wherever I go, whenever I go out. It's good business sense: the more people I heve coming in, the more money everyone makes.

Are bartenders like beautions in that where they go

their clients follow?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Under The Tuscan Sun ?



Willie Nelson or The Rolling Stones ?



Drive in movie or dinner for two at Chez whatever ?



Horseback riding or a baseball game



A day at the spa with the works or laying on the beach ?



Hawaii or Paris ?



Steve Martin or Micky Rourke ?



Gena Rowlands or Angelina Jolie ?



No moto guzzy or no sex ?

SOJOURNER wrote: Are bartenders like beautions in that where they go

their clients follow?
In many cases, yes that is true. If you're an established bartender with a good clientele, it happens quite frequently. I have 3 or 4 customers who have followed me to all my bars. Every one I've worked in for 15 years.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Under The Tuscan Sun ?

I haven't seen Tuscan Sun, I have seen Texas Chainsaw. Keeping this in mind, it's still Tuscan Sun.



Willie Nelson or The Rolling Stones ?

STONES!!!!



Drive in movie or dinner for two at Chez whatever ?

Drive in movie, of course.

Horseback riding or a baseball game

Ooohh....that's a tough choice. I love baseball. But horseback riding??? Damn.....ok.....horseback riding.

A day at the spa with the works or laying on the beach ?

Laying on the beach.

Hawaii or Paris ?

Hawaii

Steve Martin or Micky Rourke ?

Micky Rourke

Gena Rowlands or Angelina Jolie ?

Angelina Jolie

No moto guzzy or no sex ?

What the hell is "moto guzzy"?? Either way, I'll take that over no sex.

How big is your family?

Gena Rowlands or Angelina Jolie ?

Angelina Jolie

buzzzzz





wrong ......I win





A moto guzzy is your motor scooter

Im still unclear, you'll take the sex over the scooter ?

Or bent over the scooter or what ?





















(Again):wah:

SOJOURNER wrote: How big is your family?
One older sister, both parents still living and 3 grandparents. Cousins and neices and nephews and step-family.

Nomad wrote:

A moto guzzy is your motor scooter

Im still unclear, you'll take the sex over the scooter ?

Or bent over the scooter or what ?

(Again):wah:
"Motor scooter"?? Bite your tongue Puddles.

If the question is if I could only have my bike or sex, I'd pick my bike. There's certain appliances that can take care of the sex part.

Şimdiye kadar yayıldığımız ülkelerde bilgi bakımından daha :wah: kuvvetli teşkilatlar kurmak zorundayız. Bunun içinde daha bilgili ve daha tecrübeli ve daha çok "áalisma ve Danisma Kurullarina" ihtiyacimiz büyüktür.



Türkiye ve Türkleri yanlış :-5 tanıyan, bizlere düşmanca tavır içinde olan kesimlere karşı kuvvetli ve birlikte hareket eden bir güç :-4 olduğumuzu göstermek zorundayız.

Nomad wrote: Şimdiye kadar yayıldığımız ülkelerde bilgi bakımından daha :wah: kuvvetli teşkilatlar kurmak zorundayız. Bunun içinde daha bilgili ve daha tecrübeli ve daha çok "áalisma ve Danisma Kurullarina" ihtiyacimiz büyüktür.



Türkiye ve Türkleri yanlış :-5 tanıyan, bizlere düşmanca tavır içinde olan kesimlere karşı kuvvetli ve birlikte hareket eden bir güç :-4 olduğumuzu göstermek zorundayız.


Que paso?

How busy were you at work during the Superbowl?

Lil~Basco wrote: How busy were you at work during the Superbowl?
I was very surprised. I was expecting one extreme or the other: either completely dead because everyone would be downtown for the game, or slammed and chaos because, well, it's Superbowl.

It was somewhere in the middle. No one was really running their ass off, things went smooth and everyone had a good time. I didn't have to cut off or kick anyone out, and I made great money!

Far Rider wrote: Lets say our economy changed so severly that you had to leave the country, with you and bullets skills where would you go and what would you do to make a living?


What a great question....hmmmm.....

Well, I'm lucky, people the world over drink, so I will be able to find work anywhere. Bullet's been in many trades from machining to constuction, to supervising, (as he does now) and many others. We'd go somewhere that is warm year-round so we could ride whenever we wanted. I'd get a job bartending, and he'd do whatever he could find, probably work for himself doing home remodeleing. We'd save our money and open our own bar and call it "Bullet's & Smooth's Blues and Cues."

BR whats the weirdest pet you ever owned ?

Did you ever have a period in your life when you felt insecure about yourself? If so, how'd you change it? :-3

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: BR whats the weirdest pet you ever owned ?
While not all that weird by most standards, I'd have to say my current pet snake, "Fuzzy".