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Nomad wrote: Update on my birdflu:

I had a brainscan.

They couldnt find anything.
I guess you want your zest back?

I have no zest *cough wheeze* plunk

Here you go dear....................

ArnoldLayne wrote: Did you lose it ? Or did you have one in the first place. Theres a few brains here not being used I'm sure we could find a suitable one, with a few slight adjustments




A mind is a terrible thing Arnold, Ill just go my own way here but thanks :p

chonsigirl wrote: Here you go dear....................




Hiya bunny :-4

Nomad, I don't know you, and there are a lot of people in line for all your stuff by now...can I get a new pair of shoelaces out of this giveaway deal? Thanks in advance!!

What better way to get aquainted than by me giving you my shoelaces ? Sure. Color preference ?

Um, um...ooh, what might he have? .....white!!! Yes...white...thank you!!

Looking around Im sure I can do better than shoelaces, how about a clock that looks like a fishing reel with a lure stuck in it ? Would you like that ? You know what they say, you cant take it with you.

can't you take the freaking butter thread with you?

lady cop wrote: can't you take the freaking butter thread with you?


No Im sorry I cant. Two reasons.

1. It will give me great satisfaction knowing that even after Im gone in some small way I can be a part of tormenting your mind. That will help me rest in peace.

2. Butter needs to be spread around.

God, I hate to say no to a dying guy, but no, I'm pretty poz somebody in the family is going to want that, um, treasure...if you have some extra shoelaces...or gum...

I dont really chew gum. Ive been pretty well picked clean by the vultures. I guess the only thing left is the shirt off my carcass.

Oh, that's cool...is it a nice shirt? I can't wear pastels really well, or navy, or gray...again, I just hate to say no to a dying guy....maybe this gifting thing isn't going to work out between us...it's been nice knowing you tho, I knew ye so little! you do seem generous....HA!

Ok well just dont trip over me, dont want you hurting yourself.

You're very kind for a guy on his deathbed. People remember these things...will just wait for the call then...goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the grim reaper bite. (Tylenol Cold and Flu)

If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I take it EASY!:-6

Hi Nomad....Are you better, are you well

Having flu is kind of hell

Coughs and sneezes are so bad

So please get better and we'll be glad

PS. Writing poems is not my skill

Just wanted to wish you 'weel' :-2

What an unselfish individual......................:-4

Bez wrote: Hi Nomad....Are you better, are you well

Having flu is kind of hell

Coughs and sneezes are so bad

So please get better and we'll be glad



PS. Writing poems is not my skill

Just wanted to wish you 'weel' :-2




Hiya Bez...I spent the day coffin shopping.

Nomad wrote: Hiya Bez...I spent the day coffin shopping.don't spend all that money! i can come to your house and set you on fire.

lady cop wrote: don't spend all that money! i can come to your house and set you on fire.
don't worry Nomad. i'll p1ss on ya to put you out.

Hey thanks guys ! I guess its true what they say......true friends will stab you in the front :wah:

Nomad wrote: Hiya Bez...I spent the day coffin shopping.


Remember to go for the for the ecologically friendly version then. I saw one that was made out of papier mashe, sprayed gold and lined with white feathers.....pod shaped.....it was beautiful.....only the best for you Nomad

Bez wrote: Remember to go for the for the ecologically friendly version then. I saw one that was made out of papier mashe, sprayed gold and lined with white feathers.....pod shaped.....it was beautiful.....only the best for you Nomad


:wah: Oh you sure do know when you have good friends when they are nice enough, to look out for coffins for u. Oh Bez u are sooooo kind!!

Hehehe I knew it, you really are a vampire!! Now where did I put that stake?

Ok, I'll take your word for it. Must just be a matter of taste and comfort right! :p

Wow really, can't say I knew that. And I thought us Brits were wierd some times, but you take the biscuit! :wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: No no no, you misunderstand! I just enjoy the comfort of a finely made, papier mache, feather-lined pod.


It's the HOLISTIC approach.....I must find a picture of this 'casket'....anyway I just want Nomad to lie in luxury on his final journey.

Chris...we have already discussed music for our funerals in another thread and I am going to take up the suggestion that you can burn your own CD with your own musical choice.....now this may sound morbid to someone so young....but to us mature souls, it's called forward planning....

Hehehe not at all Bez, I'm all for forward planning, no far how forward it may be!

I will volunteer to play an appropriate funeral dirge on the organ or piano...........

*big sigh*

Something really appropriate......................

Reuse, Recycle.

minks wrote: ahahaha Lil, you pegged him and on the back it say in big block letters

GONAD


:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Accountable wrote: Reuse, Recycle.





You wouldn't be comfy in there ACC...unless of course you're a contortionist in your spare time....

Bez wrote: You wouldn't be comfy in there ACC...unless of course you're a contortionist in your spare time....
I tried to find a pic of a refrigerator box, but this one had the appropriate label, don't you think?

Accountable wrote: I tried to find a pic of a refrigerator box, but this one had the appropriate label, don't you think?


Oh Yeh...Wacky is as Wacky does