Have you been Naughty or Nice?

sherry · Post by **sherry** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:33 pm

So I'm on the naughty list then?:mad:

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:34 pm

sherry wrote: So I'm on the naughty list then?:mad:

come over to the happys side step out of the dark thread Sherryyyyyyyyy

sherry · Post by **sherry** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:37 pm

The force is to strong from the dark side, might need pictures of fluffy kittens and playful puppies to come over to the happy side.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:37 pm

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,

And we'd begged her not to go.

But she'd left her medication,

So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',

At the scene of the attack.

There were hoof prints on her forehead,

And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa,

He's been takin' this so well.

See him in there watchin' football,

Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.

All the family's dressed in black.

And we just can't help but wonder:

Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding made of fig.

And a blue and silver candle,

That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.

Better watch out for yourselves."

They should never give a license,

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

__________

;)

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:39 pm

Far Rider wrote: Sheeze this guy needs a doctor... lets get him one....

This will keep you busy...

I would have settled for the crappy DVD's, but if you insist.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:40 pm

booradley wrote: baby jesus is crying tears of blood for your greed, galbally.

Yes, I would imagine so. Though I often have that effect on small infants.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:43 pm

grinchy, i have been naughty...may i have a new speargun??

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:45 pm

sherry wrote: The force is to strong from the dark side, might need pictures of fluffy kittens and playful puppies to come over to the happy side.You just need to believe Sherry, close your eyes take Santa's hand and come into the light...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:49 pm

Come to the light Sherry come.....Your life will be filled with puppies & kittens if you just come to the light

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:50 pm

Nomad wrote: Come to the light Sherry come.....Your life will be filled with puppies & kittens if you just come to the lightyeah, and they'll poop all over your carpets. :p

sherry · Post by **sherry** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:51 pm

Nomad wrote: Come to the light Sherry come.....Your life will be filled with puppies & kittens if you just come to the light

Let me get this straight. Are you asking me to come and see your puppies?

"Charlie says never talk to strangers. Meow meow meow."

Sorry for those int he USA, you won't get that.:wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:54 pm

sherry wrote: Let me get this straight. Are you asking me to come and see your puppies?

"Charlie says never talk to strangers. Meow meow meow."

Sorry for those int he USA, you won't get that.:wah::wah: That brought back some memories Sherry, those public information ads were so cool.

Bella_Boo · Post by **Bella_Boo** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:56 pm

Hey Grinch.... I was good girl this year... I helped ppl in need, i ran someone elses business for free and i still managed to be a good mum.. can i shoot through my order?

i want a male order bride... one i can mould into whatever i want it to be.. one that can cook clean, love me not cheat and enjoy wearing an apron! someone that likes companionship as well as ironing...

am i asking for too much????:wah: :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:12 pm

Ok we all really know who is boss here---- ALWAYS THE MRS. CLAUS

now get over to the pro christmas side.

or no pressies.

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booradley · Post by **booradley** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:14 pm

sherry wrote: Let me get this straight. Are you asking me to come and see your puppies?

"Charlie says never talk to strangers. Meow meow meow."

Sorry for those int he USA, you won't get that.:wah:

"I got a crunchy apple and charlie got a treat too..."

that was so cool, the way the cat just turned the fish into bones. Do you remember the green cross code one with peter pervis in green lycra?

booradley · Post by **booradley** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:15 pm

minks wrote: Ok we all really know who is boss here---- ALWAYS THE MRS. CLAUS

now get over to the pro christmas side.

or no pressies.
did she really wear knee high p.v.c. boots?

Bella_Boo · Post by **Bella_Boo** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:15 pm

minks wrote: Ok we all really know who is boss here---- ALWAYS THE MRS. CLAUS

now get over to the pro christmas side.

or no pressies.

oh mrs clause im sorry i sat on the wrong lap.... can i tell u what i want for xmas????

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:17 pm

)))GRINCHY((( LC GAVE ME A PRESSEEEEEE

i found your pressie Abbey!

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abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:21 pm

booradley wrote: "I got a crunchy apple and charlie got a treat too..."

that was so cool, the way the cat just turned the fish into bones. Do you remember the green cross code one with peter pervis in green lycra?Just for your entertainment..

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:25 pm

Far Rider wrote: promise to use it for evil and you may have it!

sweeeeeet!!!

Bella_Boo · Post by **Bella_Boo** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:33 pm

Far Rider wrote: *Flips coin...damn landed on nice....*

OK... go to the pub... post to Chris that your single and available... have him call Minks for flight money....

Don't tell anyone I was nice to ya...

argghhhhh that burns me up!

ha ha ha ha ha haa ha ha ha ah ahah i cant corrupt a young man! or can i?

Bella_Boo · Post by **Bella_Boo** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:34 pm

Far Rider wrote: oh kay fine... *scratches the man off boo's list...

no no no no no now u made me cry

:-1 :-1 :-1 :-1

Bella_Boo · Post by **Bella_Boo** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:37 pm

Far Rider wrote: My heart is so happy at that, its what I live for...*heart shrinks yet four sizes smaller!

More! More tears! *happy dances around the garbage dump*
u realise ill poison you and ull be more than green when i am finished with you....

gimme back my present.... u cant give and take it back...

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:38 pm

Well...I don't think I've been that good so can I just ask Santa to send my sister a bag of bed bugs to help her get her arse out of bed? Huh, can I, please?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:38 pm

sherry wrote: Let me get this straight. Are you asking me to come and see your puppies?

"Charlie says never talk to strangers. Meow meow meow."

Sorry for those int he USA, you won't get that.:wah:
Actually I dont have puppies doll, you do....come to think of it you have the ***** too. What was I thinking ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:40 pm

lady cop wrote: sweeeeeet!!!
Ill send you some steel toed boots for X mas Barney.

sherry · Post by **sherry** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:40 pm

lol, you're so rude!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:41 pm

uh oh

Bella_Boo · Post by **Bella_Boo** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:44 pm

Far Rider wrote: Sure... why not. But he works for an HMO (no money)

oh so u give out doctors now.. but wont give me a husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats is our friendship is over... talk to the hand

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:48 pm

I am only naughty where it counts..

sherry · Post by **sherry** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:49 pm

Nomad wrote: uh oh
Don't be daft;)

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:51 pm

Far Rider wrote: Ah... FINALLY... oh bring your dark soul over her my beautiful lady!...

And what does your heart desire?

UM this is rated PG right?

That's where it counts all right.............:wah:

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:18 pm

Far Rider wrote: hahahahha you can alwasy PM it to me!;)

unknown wish granted... off with you now I dont even want to know!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl You don't want to know cause you have it with your wife you - you - you loving husband.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:26 pm

Far Rider wrote: Bite yer tongue Im the mean ol grinch till Dec 25th, then my heart melts and swells ahh you know the story!

ahahaha... ok you got all that love stuff, devotion, kindness, singleness of heart, worshipping, kissing your toes, painitng your toenails for you, fanning your head...bringin you your favorite coffee or tea... loading your shotgun for you... yeah all that stuff!:D

I was especially instered in loading my shotgun.........

:wah:

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:29 pm

Far Rider wrote: We're talkin 12 guage too!

What else.............

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:49 pm

I'd like to see that big, big smile on Grinch when his heart is full of

LOVE

Thank you very much.

Bella_Boo · Post by **Bella_Boo** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:19 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: I'd like to see that big, big smile on Grinch when his heart is full of

LOVE

Thank you very much.

you know what remarkable.. i was just about to sign out and leave the computer and i caught a glimpse of grinch on my screen = i had to share it with you all...

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