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no, no, no Sweet

you got it all wrong. it goes

*clears throat*

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire"

"Eeeeee-aaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

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Because he had low elf esteem. :wah:

Drags in the biggest bunch of holly and strings it around...

puts up decorations too...

On the run huh, not on your nelly grinch boy...

Wolverine wrote: no, no, no Sweet

you got it all wrong. it goes

*clears throat*

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire"

"Eeeeee-aaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"
You forgot Jack Frost picking at his nose, Wolfy.......................

2 things that spoil Christmas:





Christmas stuff in shops in October !

Christmas songs in shops !

Bez wrote: 2 things that spoil Christmas:





Christmas stuff in shops in October !

Christmas songs in shops !


And Far

Farlie and LC.

Wolvie is behind the sign

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pfft to you lot....

christmas is great:D

Wolverine wrote: Farlie and LC.

Wolvie is behind the sign


careful Or I will send your fruitcake

NO Mercy!!!!!!!

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hahahahahahah:wah:

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Take your reindeer pooper scooper with you, Wolfy...................

lady cop wrote: well there goes YOUR pressie Abbey! no new sequined stilettos for you!! :p Well guess what? you are still getting that spandex catsuit you've been banging on about for ages! :p

hehehehehehe:sneaky:

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Wolverine wrote: hehehehehehe:sneaky:
hahahahahahahahahah hohohohohohohohoho (no that wasn't santa)

minks wrote: hahahahahahahahahah hohohohohohohohoho (no that wasn't santa)
yes it was, minxy-poo

Hey, put that winning lotto ticket in my stocking now, Wolfy...................:wah:

chonsigirl wrote: Hey, put that winning lotto ticket in my stocking now, Wolfy...................:wah:
you'll have to Rassle me fer it, hunny-bunny

*trying to duck the rush of reindeer going Wolfy's direction*

I'll wrassle you for it....................:wah:

Wolverine wrote: yes it was, minxy-poo


Nooope me laughing my hiney off at ya.

hehehehehehehe

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minks wrote: And Far


He's bluffing Minks.....you wait...he'll be off to be Santas little helper before long....

Wolverine wrote: hehehehehehehe


what's that you're trying to hide Wolfy ???

How cute is this..

Here's Jives !

Gosh, my daughter would love that polar bear!

abbey wrote: Well guess what? you are still getting that spandex catsuit you've been banging on about for ages! :pis this the one you're getting me ABBEY?

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that's clearly p.v.c

Does'nt this make you all warm & fuzzy?

Are you inviting the elves over, Far?

lady cop wrote: is this the one you're getting me ABBEY? No, the one i got you is a Latex/spandex mix & its far shorter than that!

JAB wrote: There's a bar in Elyria, OH that opens on Christmas Day. Had a live band too and we didn't even sing Christmas Carols either!
gee thanks, HindsightMan!

Far Rider wrote: hubba-hubba cuffs!always use the shiny red ones for the Christmas season

lady cop wrote: is this the one you're getting me ABBEY?
THAT! is the reason i want to be in law enforcement

abbey wrote: Does'nt this make you all warm & fuzzy?



he looks like he just ate some tasty little elves!! hahahahaha

Any of you miserable sods melting yet?

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

You're as charming as an eel.

Mr. Grinch.



You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel.



You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders,

You've got garlic in your soul.

Mr. Grinch.



I wouldn't touch you, with a

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.



You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch.



Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crockodile.



You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk.

Mr. Grinch.



The three words that best describe you,

are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."



You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.

You're the king of sinful sots.

Your heart's a dead tomato splot

With moldy purple spots,

Mr. Grinch.



Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing

with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable

rubbish imaginable,

Mangled up in tangled up knots.



You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.

With a nauseaus super-naus.

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse.

Mr. Grinch.



You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool

sandwich

With arsenic sauce.

Wolverine wrote: THAT! is the reason i want to be in law enforcement(sigh) you cuff him LC i'll get the equipment! :sneaky:

The one thing I hate about the Christmas holidays is there is so much running around to do. It's so non-stop. Shopping, dinners, parties -- and then by the time Christmas is over, we're ready for New Year's. By the time the holidays are over, you seriously need another holiday just for a holiday.

Am I the only one that likes fruitcake? I think it's addictive. I like fruit, anyway. Send me yours, please!!!

abbey wrote: (sigh) you cuff him LC i'll get the equipment! :sneaky:
what "equipment?":-3

Valerie100 wrote: The one thing I hate about the Christmas holidays is there is so much running around to do. It's so non-stop. Shopping, dinners, parties -- and then by the time Christmas is over, we're ready for New Year's. By the time the holidays are over, you seriously need another holiday just for a holiday.

Am I the only one that likes fruitcake? I think it's addictive. I like fruit, anyway. Send me yours, please!!!
yes.

you are the only frootcake that likes fruitcake.

abbey wrote: (sigh) you cuff him LC i'll get the equipment! :sneaky:do you want to use the the barbed wire? or the glue? or the ...hey, wait a minute! he's on the grinch team!!

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Far Rider wrote: Aiming for kill shot... BBQ!


Try this then Far....Scrooge McDuck....

lady cop wrote: do you want to use the the barbed wire? or the glue? or the ...hey, wait a minute! he's on the grinch team!!
Yeah, Hoochie!

i'm on YOUR side.

Wolverine wrote: Yeah, Hoochie!

i'm on YOUR side.that stiletto-wearing trollop tried to trick me.