*the BAH HUMBUG thread*

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:55 pm

no, no, no Sweet

you got it all wrong. it goes

*clears throat*

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire"

"Eeeeee-aaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"

pina · Post by **pina** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:55 pm

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

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Because he had low elf esteem. :wah:

venus · Post by **venus** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:55 pm

Drags in the biggest bunch of holly and strings it around...

puts up decorations too...

On the run huh, not on your nelly grinch boy...

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:56 pm

Wolverine wrote: no, no, no Sweet

you got it all wrong. it goes

*clears throat*

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire"

"Eeeeee-aaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"
You forgot Jack Frost picking at his nose, Wolfy.......................

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:00 pm

2 things that spoil Christmas:

Christmas stuff in shops in October !

Christmas songs in shops !

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:02 pm

Bez wrote: 2 things that spoil Christmas:

Christmas stuff in shops in October !

Christmas songs in shops !

And Far

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:02 pm

Farlie and LC.

Wolvie is behind the sign

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venus · Post by **venus** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:03 pm

pfft to you lot....

christmas is great:D

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:04 pm

Wolverine wrote: Farlie and LC.

Wolvie is behind the sign

careful Or I will send your fruitcake

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:04 pm

NO Mercy!!!!!!!

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Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:06 pm

hahahahahahah:wah:

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chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:06 pm

Take your reindeer pooper scooper with you, Wolfy...................

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:06 pm

lady cop wrote: well there goes YOUR pressie Abbey! no new sequined stilettos for you!! :p Well guess what? you are still getting that spandex catsuit you've been banging on about for ages! :p

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:07 pm

hehehehehehe:sneaky:

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minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:10 pm

Wolverine wrote: hehehehehehe:sneaky:
hahahahahahahahahah hohohohohohohohoho (no that wasn't santa)

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:12 pm

minks wrote: hahahahahahahahahah hohohohohohohohoho (no that wasn't santa)
yes it was, minxy-poo

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:12 pm

Hey, put that winning lotto ticket in my stocking now, Wolfy...................:wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:13 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Hey, put that winning lotto ticket in my stocking now, Wolfy...................:wah:
you'll have to Rassle me fer it, hunny-bunny

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:15 pm

*trying to duck the rush of reindeer going Wolfy's direction*

I'll wrassle you for it....................:wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:16 pm

Wolverine wrote: yes it was, minxy-poo

Nooope me laughing my hiney off at ya.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:20 pm

hehehehehehehe

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Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:21 pm

minks wrote: And Far

He's bluffing Minks.....you wait...he'll be off to be Santas little helper before long....

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:23 pm

Wolverine wrote: hehehehehehehe

what's that you're trying to hide Wolfy ???

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:24 pm

How cute is this..

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:25 pm

Here's Jives !

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:26 pm

Gosh, my daughter would love that polar bear!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:27 pm

abbey wrote: Well guess what? you are still getting that spandex catsuit you've been banging on about for ages! :pis this the one you're getting me ABBEY?

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booradley · Post by **booradley** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:29 pm

that's clearly p.v.c

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:29 pm

Does'nt this make you all warm & fuzzy?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:30 pm

Are you inviting the elves over, Far?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:31 pm

lady cop wrote: is this the one you're getting me ABBEY?

No, the one i got you is a Latex/spandex mix & its far shorter than that!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:32 pm

JAB wrote: There's a bar in Elyria, OH that opens on Christmas Day. Had a live band too and we didn't even sing Christmas Carols either!

gee thanks, HindsightMan!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:32 pm

Far Rider wrote: hubba-hubba cuffs!

always use the shiny red ones for the Christmas season

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:33 pm

lady cop wrote: is this the one you're getting me ABBEY?

THAT! is the reason i want to be in law enforcement

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:33 pm

abbey wrote: Does'nt this make you all warm & fuzzy?

he looks like he just ate some tasty little elves!! hahahahaha

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:35 pm

Any of you miserable sods melting yet?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:37 pm

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

You're as charming as an eel.

Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders,

You've got garlic in your soul.

Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk.

Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,

are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.

You're the king of sinful sots.

Your heart's a dead tomato splot

With moldy purple spots,

Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing

with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable

rubbish imaginable,

Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.

With a nauseaus super-naus.

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse.

Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool

sandwich

With arsenic sauce.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:38 pm

Wolverine wrote: THAT! is the reason i want to be in law enforcement(sigh) you cuff him LC i'll get the equipment! :sneaky:

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:38 pm

The one thing I hate about the Christmas holidays is there is so much running around to do. It's so non-stop. Shopping, dinners, parties -- and then by the time Christmas is over, we're ready for New Year's. By the time the holidays are over, you seriously need another holiday just for a holiday.

Am I the only one that likes fruitcake? I think it's addictive. I like fruit, anyway. Send me yours, please!!!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:38 pm

abbey wrote: (sigh) you cuff him LC i'll get the equipment! :sneaky:
what "equipment?":-3

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:40 pm

Valerie100 wrote: The one thing I hate about the Christmas holidays is there is so much running around to do. It's so non-stop. Shopping, dinners, parties -- and then by the time Christmas is over, we're ready for New Year's. By the time the holidays are over, you seriously need another holiday just for a holiday.

Am I the only one that likes fruitcake? I think it's addictive. I like fruit, anyway. Send me yours, please!!!
yes.

you are the only frootcake that likes fruitcake.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:41 pm

abbey wrote: (sigh) you cuff him LC i'll get the equipment! :sneaky:do you want to use the the barbed wire? or the glue? or the ...hey, wait a minute! he's on the grinch team!!

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Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:41 pm

Far Rider wrote: Aiming for kill shot... BBQ!

Try this then Far....Scrooge McDuck....

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:42 pm

lady cop wrote: do you want to use the the barbed wire? or the glue? or the ...hey, wait a minute! he's on the grinch team!!
Yeah, Hoochie!

i'm on YOUR side.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:43 pm

Wolverine wrote: Yeah, Hoochie!

i'm on YOUR side.that stiletto-wearing trollop tried to trick me.