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Time to head outdoors and go for a hike. Nice sunny but brisk temperatures today. Perfect for romping through the woods! :-6

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

Lil~Basco wrote: Time to head outdoors and go for a hike. Nice sunny but brisk temperatures today. Perfect for romping through the woods! :-6
be sure to wear slacks and boots Peppergirl. wouldn't want you scratching up those purdy legs.:rolleyes:

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Wolvie when you get married I'm buying your wife an Iron Skillet, I think she'll need it :wah:

Sheryl wrote: Wolvie when you get married I'm buying your wife an Iron Skillet, I think she'll need it :wah:
won't do no good. Mom and sis and the last 3 GFs tried to beat some sense into me. i am immune now.

in Iowa...

State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed piano player.

In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 minutes before attending a fire.

also in Iowa...

Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

well, i'm in trouble.

out in AZ...

It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Down in Mizzou...

It is illegal to have oral sex.

Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).

It is not illegal to speed.

in Maryland...

Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.

Thistles may not grow in one's yard.

in Michagan...

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

Persons may not be drunk on trains.

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

That i Totally agree with!!

In Utah.... y'all got some messed up laws out there

It is against the law to fish from horseback.

It is illegal not to drink milk.

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.

Birds have the right of way on all highways.

A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.

It is considered an offense to hunt whales. What?? Is that a Problem out there?

Minnesota...

Nomad, how many time you been busted?

It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

It is illegal to sleep naked.

Texas... Oh Sheryl. I'm so sorry.



The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

Oh no I've broken one of those laws :-3

Florida... Good God LC. y'all are freaks

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.Is this a problem?

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegalNow see the scary thing is, someone had to do that for it to be thought up as a law.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

and so far, everywhere in the union has some sort of law against oral sex

Sheryl wrote: Oh no I've broken one of those laws :-3
You shot a Buffalo, didn't you??

That's for me to know and you to wonder about :sneaky:

Sheryl wrote: That's for me to know and you to wonder about :sneaky:
Oh, since you aren't "misguided" you must be a reader, huh?

Wolverine wrote: Florida... Good God LC. y'all are freaksmakes the job interesting!



The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.



If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.Is this a problem?frequently, we are the winter home of the circus.:rolleyes:



Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegalNow see the scary thing is, someone had to do that for it to be thought up as a law.but i see men in evening dresses in key west all the time! they are, however, usually not shagging porcupines. ...so Wolvie, this is how you occupied yourself during the legal classes?? LOL



When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.



and so far, everywhere in the union has some sort of law against oral sex...

Wolverine wrote: Oh, since you aren't "misguided" you must be a reader, huh?


Nope!

Wolverine wrote: out in AZ...

It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.


I just gotta ask; whose job is it to count dildos?

Who'd enforce those laws anyway????

Wolverine wrote: in Michagan...

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

Persons may not be drunk on trains.

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

That i Totally agree with!!


Just a girl What about a boy? Do they have a one sided system of laws?

Okie wrote: I just gotta ask; whose job is it to count dildos?
That's hilarious!:sneaky:

lady cop wrote: ...


I think Rick Santorum has his work cut out for him trying to spy into everyones bedroom to see if they all will follow his rules. Thats the problem I see is that why are there only a chosen few able to make rules for everyone in the privacy of their bedroom. Will there come a time Big Brother will listen in or look into your bedroom to see what sort of sex you prefer? Why would anyone pass a law they cannot enforce. We have so many laws now that there are not enough law enforcement people to enforce.

Are these bedroom laws created by people who want everyone to follow the Bible laws.

it wasn't i who posted the bedroom laws, i was responding, in blue, to wolverine's post.

Wolverine wrote:

You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.






Whelp, LC, sorry, looks like Snoozie can't come for a visit or this one

would be VIOLATED fer shure...



:D

i could just cry.:-1 Bothwell was returning from another country and had an unexpected layover in DC...we've been on the same continent all afternoon and evening, i would have driven all night if we had known. :yh_cry

it sure is. he won't fly out until 0100. we've burned up the phone lines. but i had to laugh...he killed a few hours at the Smithsonian museum of American history, and found everything wrong with the depiction of bloody redcoats in the American revolution. :wah:

I think people who over run pleasant social conversation should be shot.....

Last nite while out for dinner with another couple, the woman totally dominated the conversation, she would toss out a question then just run with it never allowing anyone to contribute, I wanted to just go home, it was exasperating. I am still angry about it this morning.

minks wrote: I think people who over run pleasant social conversation should be shot.....

Last nite while out for dinner with another couple, the woman totally dominated the conversation, she would toss out a question then just run with it never allowing anyone to contribute, I wanted to just go home, it was exasperating. I am still angry about it this morning.


Oh I'm with you there Minks, and then the folks who always have to be in the spotlight.

Sheryl wrote: Oh I'm with you there Minks, and then the folks who always have to be in the spotlight.


I wanted to choke her, I am terrible at thinking when you have a social conversation you ought to stop, breath and listen. Sadly so many folks don't get it. Spotlight was exactly where this woman wanted to be eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee crazy that.

lady cop wrote: i could just cry.:-1 Bothwell was returning from another country and had an unexpected layover in DC...we've been on the same continent all afternoon and evening, i would have driven all night if we had known. :yh_cry
Oh LC! That is sad to have missed your sweetie!

Post 4000 coming soon!



*warming up my noisemaker*

Ha-get out the paper streamers too!

chonsigirl wrote: Ha-get out the paper streamers too!
and silly string.

Party poppers! And paper hats!:)

Just grab an armload of fun stuff. there's plenty here, for sure!

We'll hide the frying pan from Clipper....................

mrsK wrote: I have been violently ill the last two nights.

Living on about 4 hours sleep.Feeling well in the morning,but by midnight. Whamo
This is not something we want to mark #5000!





So, you have 20 hours of productivity every day? That's wonderful!

SnoozeControl wrote: khan!!
Yes, dear?

SnoozeControl wrote: Wow, nice cleavage!:D
It should be. It cost enough. :wah:

5000 POSTS!!









Okay, g'night. :yh_tired