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Carolly;723309 wrote: See what I have to put up with.....Im ill.....got no internet.....feeling really crappy....look orrible AND if all that aint enough bleedin rent a gob has gone past me on me favourite game........now let me fink how Im gonna kill er.............does she know me second name is Mafia Bird:rolleyes:


But Carol, you can't help it me little mistle thrush, you aint got much of a say on what you are like when you are born. All you can do is your best, under great difficulties:wah: :-4

Carol get yourself to the Doctors woman, you dont have to put up with all that pain OK :-4

Gill .....looks like I will have to play bubble shooter tooday:yh_rotfl:-4

Love to you all xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

G#Gill;723325 wrote: But Carol, you can't help it me little mistle thrush, you aint got much of a say on what you are like when you are born. All you can do is your best, under great difficulties:wah:
THATS IT!!!!!!YER HISTORY MRS!!!!:-5Taking advantage of a sick person.....just cause Im quiet........wait till Im well again!!!:rolleyes:;)

kayleneaussie;723343 wrote: Carol get yourself to the Doctors woman, you dont have to put up with all that pain OK

Gill .....looks like I will have to play bubble shooter tooday:p-4

Love to you all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxOh Kay.... I know SHES a pain but I doubt a Doctor can do anything about HER

:wah::p

Im off home now.........hopefully I will pop back here sometime tomorrow......Take Care Guysxxxx;)

Just sorted a couple of pictures from Chris's laptop here.....Right Im off now!!!!:driving::)

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Ta Ta,Carol, you take care Mrs. and keep warm. I'll take all the insults, the threats, because I know you are not yourself at the moment. :-4

But just you wait till you are better Mrs. :wah::D

Kathy Ellen tiptoes quietly into the Foc and leaves some presents in hopes that they'll forgive her for all her rowdy antics the other day. It was actually all Gill's fault because she told so many wonderful Scottish stories.......Kathy Ellen leaves quietly so as not to wake anyone.....shhhhhhhhh....:yh_sleep

Kathy Ellen tiptoes quietly into the Foc and leaves some presents in hopes that they'll forgive her for all her rowdy antics the other day. It was actually all Gill's fault because she told so many wonderful Scottish stories.......Kathy Ellen leaves quietly so as not to wake anyone.....shhhhhhhhh.... QUOTE



Well Kathy that is so generous of you !! Ere Mrs, I aint takin all the blame !!

But it is good to see you joining in with us nutters :-4

And just for you for being careful not to wake us up - This photo is of Hope Cove, Devon, where I have spent several holidays when I was a 'young married'

This other picture is the view of the little harbour at Hope Cove - this is the other side of that rock formation on the left of the previous picture. When Chris and I stayed in this lovely little village, in our early married days, we became quite friendly with the daughter of Mawe (the baby product company), and she invited us into her gorgeous and tastefully modernised cottage with a huge 'picture window' . The cottage was right near this little harbour, and the view was just like this ! A home to die for !! Actually the houses seen in this picture were not there when we visited all those years ago, so I hope the village has not been spoilt by over-building.





Hi to everybody - hope you are all OK, and this piccy will cheer you up on this grey day ! Carol you'd better be on the mend Mrs. Kaz I enjoyed our chat on MSN yesterday, and Kay I've asked you before, now I'm tellin you Mrs - leave my flippin 'High Scores' alone !!! Just as I got to being 3rd in the 'High Scores', ousting Tissue from that position, along comes Kay - nicks one of me 'High Scores' and lets Tissue back into 3rd place grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I thought you were me mate Kay :-1

:-4

When Volvo first brought out the 'T5' estate and saloon, I was most impressed with that car, particularly as the estates were used in the British Touring Car Championships, several years ago ! I believe it was this that also impressed the police force, because it was shortly after that Volvo's successful run in the contest, the police invested heavily in that model of Volvo ! It was like a Ferrari Tank !!

I have had this hankering to own a 'T5', but never thought I ever would, however, an opportunity presented itself a short while ago and we now are the proud owners of this gorgeous car. It is a 1995 '850' Turbo - 20 valve, and I have to 'tick it off' sometimes to keep it 'reined in' ! My son has christened it 'Jaws' - the great white shark !!! It is such a beautiful drive :driving:

Joan, I've sent you a bunch of my favourite flowers matey ! Freesias, to help cheer you up. :-6 :-4

Still bloomin raining here:-5 Kathy thanks for those treats, i think i overdone it though, feel a bit sick now lol xxxxxxxxxx

GIll nice piccies there, i have saved them and will use them for my desktop background pics:D

Joan, glad to hear you are getting some help although i know its just practical help. hopefully you are finding some small comfort in your faith. Sending you lots of hugs :yh_hugs.

HUgs for Carol too, (just till you get better mind) lol. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Have a good day everyone xxxxxxxxx

I have been wrapping christmas presents all morning, my legs and back is killing me now from sitting on the floor:-5:rolleyes:

awwwwwwwwwwwww Gill so sorry but its been so much fun :-4 luv ya

Joan and Tony :-4

Carol hope ya feeling better girlfriend

love to you all and take care xxxxxxxxxxxxx

kayleneaussie;723709 wrote: awwwwwwwwwwwww Gill so sorry but its been so much fun :Dluv ya

Joan and Tony :-4

Carol hope ya feeling better girlfriend

love to you all and take care xxxxxxxxxxxxx


Take no notice of her Kay, she used to do it to me all the time:-5:p

Hi Guys.........its me......the ill one:-1Me throat isnt as sore fank gawd but Im still feeling crap.I spoke to Gillybaby on the phone earlier.Even Chris spoke to her.Ere she do nuf talkin bleedin posh........mind you compared to me Mickey Mouse would:wah:Good to see Joan here and to say that you and yours dear lady are in all our thoughts please know that.Ere Kathy yer getting as daft as all of us now:wah:good to see lol.Hope to chat soon Kaz also...gawd I miss me internet:-5.....oh well better go.....lots of love to Everyonexxxxxxxxxxxx

Thanks for your support Kaz....she has me sooooooooo frightend I am too scared to go into the arcade now :yh_rotfl NOT :p:

so glad you are getting better Carol....I need your help to control our Gill

I really do still luv ya Gill :-4

Ere Carol. I aint posh Mrs !!!! But if it helps, My grandmother on me mum's side, was a true cockney, and when she was young she was a seamstress for the Bowes-Lyons - (Queen mum's family name) - so I suppose that's posh innit ? :wah:;)

Kay, I have managed to get my third place back, at the moment. I just haven't got so much time to keep grabbin me top spots back that you keep pinchin, It means I gotta stay up later at night to do it Mrs. and I need me beauty sleep - gawd do I need that, mind you I think it's just a bit too late in the day to be worrying about wrinkles FFS ! :-4

That was a lovely surprise, our Carol phoning me this evening. I'm still in a state of shock ! Ere Mrs. I just don't know how you could tell my voice was posh, you hardly let me get a word in :wah: But I like to think I'm a good listener :yh_rotfl

Any way Mrs Posh, you keep warm and keep getting better, cos we miss you. :-4

G#Gill;723844 wrote: That was a lovely surprise, our Carol phoning me this evening. I'm still in a state of shock ! Ere Mrs. I just don't know how you could tell my voice was posh, you hardly let me get a word in :wah: But I like to think I'm a good listener

Any way Mrs Posh, you keep warm and keep getting better, cos we miss you.
Fanks.........................er I fink!!!!:wah::rolleyes:

Night night, all you lovely people :-4

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.

He flicked it on.

'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

He Shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and Finally Pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

OH NO THEY AINT!!!!!:yh_rotflITS A JOKE OK!!!!!!:wah::p

Ere Gill.....................,Good job that picture isn't focused on yer boot or we would be wondering why we are talking to an old boot.................mind you..................come to fink of it!!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

Watcha Guys.....panic over phew!!!!IVE GOT ME INTERNET BACK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!Turns out we had a spare router here so we changed it for the old one and I went into me settings and changed the password key number.....clever aint I :wah:gawd I remember when i had to ask how to open this lap top now I am going deep into the settings......well I fink Im clever so there Kaz (she finks Im fick on this pc.....but there again I bet Im better at loadsssss of fings then she is:wah:)Anyway when I finally get the new one I am being sent I will just put it away till this one packs up lol.So Im back so you lot better behave or...............or.............or........dunno I will have to go an fink about it:wah: Have a good day Guys, Im out most of it. Me throats not quite so bad but still coughing bad.......oh well at least me face is gorg again ..........SHUT IT OK!!........with all that nasty stuff gone that made me look like something out of a horror film..........Im warning you lot dont even go there ok!!!!!!!Love to Everyone and for those of you that may be down right now.........a real big hugxxxxxx

JOAN ....................SPECIAL THOUGHTS SENTXXXX

Goo d job I like me own company aint it ffs:wah:. Oh well how about a joke;)Antonio and Franco, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Franco didn't show up. Antonio wasn't concerned; he thought Franco might have a cold or some urgent appointment. But after Franco hadn't shown up for a week or so, Antonio really got worried.

However, since Antonio didn't know where Franco lived (the only time they

ever got together was at the park) he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

After a month had passed, Antonio figuredhe had seen the last of Franco.

On his next visit to the park, however, Franco was sitting on their usual bench waiting for him.

Amazed and delighted, Antonio exclaimed,'For crying out loud Franco, what in the world happened to you?'

Franco replied, 'I've been in jail.'

'Jail?' cried Antonio. 'You?! What on earth for?'

'Well,' Franco said, 'you know Sue , that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yes,' said Antonio, 'I remember her. What about her?'

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me. At age 89, I was so proud that when I got into court,I pleaded 'guilty.'

'The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.' :yh_rotfl

Hello all you guys, hope you're all OK. Thniking of you Joan :-4

For those of you who like views of the UK, here's a photo of typical rural Enland - this one is somewhere in Essex.





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Carolly;723901 wrote: Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.

He flicked it on.

'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

He Shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and Finally Pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

OH NO THEY AINT!!!!!:yh_rotflITS A JOKE OK!!!!!!:wah::p


I'd like to know how you can prove this Mrs. he he he he !!!!

Carolly;723902 wrote: Ere Gill.....................,Good job that picture isn't focused on yer boot or we would be wondering why we are talking to an old boot.................mind you..................come to fink of it!!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)


I'll have you know Your Majesty, that the boot on this car is a very classy one. It may be 12 years old, but it is quality, and in excellent condition !

Good morning all:-4

Now that turkey day is over and I'm busting at the seams, things can go back to normal.

Today is "Black Friday" in New Jersey. That means that the stories will be in the black financially because all the stores are full of great sales. People are going to be mad today. It's one of the worse day for driving and going to the mall. Most stores opened at 12 midnight or by 4 or 5 A.M. Wish me luck, I'm NOT going shopping but have to drive on the major roads today. I promise not to get in trouble today, will whistle and keep the little finger down as cars whiz by my back bumper:wah:

Gill, please keep up posting those beautiful pics of the UK. I love them.

Carol I did like your Antonio and Franco in the park joke :wah:

Kathy, nice to see you ! Glad you like the photos, I expect I'll do more because they do brighten things up don't they, and deep down, although the government couldn't organise a p**s up in a brewery, I do love the UK. Hey Kathy, just you take care and drive as if everybody else on the road is a pratt - cos they probably are !!!:driving:

Hi everyone :-6

Hope you're all having a happy Friday :-4

Hi all xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Gill, well now you have spoken to Carol on the phone, now you know why i call her mighty mouth:wah: Aw glad to hear you are feeling a bit better Mrs Mouth:D

Kathy, you be careful driving, and dont worry!!!!!!!!

Hi PC everything ok in your world?

Kay, good luck in the arcade:wah:



it was snowing a little here this morning, but didnt lie, apparently its going to get really cold tonight though, so you never know if theres a bad frost tomorrow i may get a saturday off!! woo hoo lol.

Have a good day everyone:yh_hugs kaz.

G#Gill;723933 wrote: Hello all you guys, hope you're all OK. Thniking of you Joan

For those of you who like views of the UK, here's a photo of typical rural Enland - this one is somewhere in Essex.





:-6 :DEre how did you get this picture of me garden????;)

kazalala;723971 wrote: Hi all xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Gill, well now you have to Carol on the phone, now you know why i call her mighty mouth Aw glad to hear you are feeling a bit better Mrs Mouth:DKathy, you be careful driving, and dont worry!!!!!!!!

Hi PC everything ok in your world?

Kay, good luck in the arcade



it was snowing a little here this morning, but didnt lie, apparently its going to get really cold tonight though, so you never know if theres a bad frost tomorrow i may get a saturday off!! woo hoo lol.

Have a good day everyonehugs kaz.:-5:-5:mad:

Just a quick hello lovely people...............oops nearly forgot to say hi to Gill an Kaz also:wah::p;)

jimbo;724013 wrote: ahem dont forget anyone whelk





all the rest of you fiends hi :-6:-6Hi Winkle........hope yer being a good boy.......AS IF!!!:rolleyes:

HI Jimbob:D

Hi Jimbo ! Hope you're OK, and Sue xxx

Hi Pinkchick, hope you got my answering PM chuck !

Hi Kaz, what a north and south that Carol's got FFS ! I think though that Carol can be proud of her achievement - keeping me quiet, and talking a lot more than me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_ttth

Hi everyone...its 4am and I have just finished feeding chayden so just popped in for a tic and I am back in bed again.

Your lucky Gill....I was too tired to play much in the arcade last night

Luv to everyone especially Joan and Tony :-4

Took our tiny dog (pictured below !) to the vet this afternoon, to have his 3-monthly 'cartrophen' injection (for arthritis - pity they don't seem to have these for humans !). He also had an MOT while he was there. I have never known a dog so keen on going to the vet ! Previous dogs we have had have been pirouetting on their claw tips, shivering like mad ! But Rex just can't wait to get into the vet's room and goes straight to the weighing machine and stands still waiting for the figures to be read ! Then he gets off and stands quite still while the vet checks him over, including his mouth - and that is an awfully big mouth with awfully big strong teeth. Our vet is very good, very quick with the injection - Rex seems totally unaware that he's just had a needle jabbed into his body. We told the vet that we had found a 'lump' on Rex's rib cage just behind his left elbow, but on checking, the vet said that it was most likely to be a benign fatty tissue lump which is often found in older big dogs. We 've got to keep an eye on it and check it every week, and if it appears to be increasing to report back to the vet and he'll have another look and take a needle biopsy just to make sure it is nothing more 'sinister'. The vet was very pleased with Rex and said that he was in very good condition for his eleven years - sounds like a second-hand car dunnit :wah:

Hi Kay - thank you for being too tired matey :-4;)

G#Gill;724019 wrote: Hi Jimbo ! Hope you're OK, and Sue xxx

Hi Pinkchick, hope you got my answering PM chuck !

Hi Kaz, what a north and south that Carol's got FFS ! I think though that Carol can be proud of her achievement - keeping me quiet, and talking a lot more than me Im fed up being taken advantage of cause Im quiet, subdude,innocent.....oh gawd I COULD go on all day ...but I wont.....but tell yer now.....NO MORE MRS. NICE......from now on Im gonna be more like you Gill!!!!!!:-5:mad::guitarist:p

calm down Carol:rolleyes: take a chill pill:D:wah:

You could do a lot worse than be more like me Carol. But I'm not one to blow my own trumpet



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