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She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?



He said .....A widow.

that's a good one Cheeks.

SOJOURNER wrote: or



"The voices in my head are telling me................"
Now, just why is it that people talk about the voices in their heads like they're a bad thing? Mine come up with some really cool ideas sometimes!! :yh_rotfl

mine keep tempting me to go to the playstation.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY???



I'm seemingly the only one around this morning



Hello.... Hello.....Hello (that was supposed to be an echo, ok it was rubbish I know :wah: )

Hiya Susie, hope u are well!



FINALLY I'M NOT ALONE!!! and I can stop talking to myself!! :wah:

Glad to here you are well, and I'm glad u are here too!!



It sure does get pretty quiet around this time of the day. I was the only one even posting for about an hour. And I hate being all by myself!

tmbsgrl wrote: I know but here it is only 5:30 in the morning.. you're already into your afternoon!:-3 I think it is so wierd that we are so many hours apart.. When iit is dark here I think the WHOLE SKY and World is dark & when It is light I think the WHOLE sky and world should be light! Ok I'll shut up now.


That doesn't seem silly to me. I could never get around the different time zones when I visited the US. I just kept thinking that when it was light here that it light everywhere else.



It's a shame, because I really only get to spend mornings and afternoons here, so I miss all of you who come in during your afternoon and evenings. Bet I miss out on all the fun!!

Well even though people can't make it in here all the time, it's just great for people to keep coming back in my opinion.



Hope the kids are doing well! Oh and why are you up so early in the morning. Have u had a bad night, or is this the normal time u get up?

don't kiss chickens.

lady cop wrote: don't kiss chickens.


Hehehe such sound advice there LC!!

I thought you just had to avoid tonguing. :-2

Hahaha perhaps you can wake them all up with coffee, or perhaps you could try bashing a drum?

Oh don't say things like that, you know everybody loves ya!! :-4



Perhaps today everybody would just rather spend the day in bed, I mean not everyone can have the amount of energy and euthasium that us young en's have!! :wah: (oh that was so naughty of me!! )

:-5 :-5 grrrrrr just turned in my Avon order, and then saw that half stuff was either no longer available or backordered. Arghh I hate Avon sometimes :-5

and the cow jumped over the moon...

Sheryl wrote: :-5 :-5 grrrrrr just turned in my Avon order, and then saw that half stuff was either no longer available or backordered. Arghh I hate Avon sometimes :-5
Sheryl, I am so lucky. I use a couple things from Avon, my favorite being the Moisture Therapy body cream. (Not the lotion, the little pots of real thick cream) We have a place here called the Gibraltar Trade Center, and it's this huge place where small businesses set up booths all crammed into one big warehouse type place. Mostly junk, but one lady has a booth where she sells Avon, and she always has it. Better yet? It's $2.99 a jar as opposed to about 5.99 or more in the Avon book.

Ordering from them can be such a pain in the ass. If there's something specific you can't find, I'd be happy to look there and if she's got it, I'll send it to you.

Alfred wrote: and the cow jumped over the moon...
I heard that the dish ran away with some utensil.........................

I think that they are getting married next week if the reports over here are accurate!



I bet the knife and fork are so jealous! Lucky old spoon, that dish was so hot hahaha.

Hi ho, hi ho....it's back to work I go! Have a great day ya'all! :-6

chrisb84uk wrote: I think that they are getting married next week if the reports over here are accurate!



I bet the knife and fork are so jealous! Lucky old spoon, that dish was so hot hahaha.
The hot plate was extremely jealous, I think I read about it in the tabloids last week......................

chonsigirl wrote: I heard that the dish ran away with some utensil.........................
You're not a utensilist, are you? Look, what dishes do behind their own cabinet doors is none of our business! [smilie=1,23,37]

BabyRider wrote: Sheryl, I am so lucky. I use a couple things from Avon, my favorite being the Moisture Therapy body cream. (Not the lotion, the little pots of real thick cream) We have a place here called the Gibraltar Trade Center, and it's this huge place where small businesses set up booths all crammed into one big warehouse type place. Mostly junk, but one lady has a booth where she sells Avon, and she always has it. Better yet? It's $2.99 a jar as opposed to about 5.99 or more in the Avon book.

Ordering from them can be such a pain in the ass. If there's something specific you can't find, I'd be happy to look there and if she's got it, I'll send it to you.


Thanks Br, most of the stuff were items that are to be discontinued. I just hate telling my customers that something they ordred is no longer available. But I usually make it up with lots of samples:D

The moisture therapy is wonderful stuff.

tmbsgrl wrote: I wish I had more money.Me too, because I need to borrow five bucks.

you people need serious psychiatric help. or so i've been told several times.

i'm still sick. what a bunch of BS. :-5

hotsauce wrote: i'm still sick. what a bunch of BS. :-5


I'm sorry!! :yh_hugs :yh_hugs Sending get well thoughts your way!!

Sheryl wrote: I'm sorry!! :yh_hugs :yh_hugs Sending get well thoughts your way!!




aww thanks! you always have kind words. you siggy made me smile too!

next time, will ppl just tell me if i have a type-O in my signature, rather than letting me walk around with it...just hanging out there. thanks.

aww don't worry hotsauce, I usually have typos and run on sentences in my posts.

:wah:

Thank you for the kind words though :-6

and I do hope you get to feeling better soon. Drink lots of OJ.

Accountable wrote: You're not a utensilist, are you?
Wouldn't that be "utensilphobe?!?!? :yh_wink

It's Friday!:)

Just warming up the Big Stick of yours, Cipper?:)

Like Teddy, you walk softly, but carry a big stick...................

:wah: Still have that bruise from the little horsie kick?

Saturday is apon me.

Alfred wrote: Saturday is apon me.


Nearly upon me too! And I haven't been to bed yet!

Betty Boop wrote: Nearly upon me too! And I haven't been to bed yet!


well you don't want it to come too quickly,

so stay right where you are.