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Odie;1308929 wrote: Its no better here Jazzy, hail again yesterday in the afternoon, thank goodness all the plants look normal, just wondering how they will do with this cold weather.


Poor plants and shrubs don't know what the heck is going on. My lilacs started to bloom and then stopped :-5 This is just crazy and wonder if it will ever warm up

G'day you lot ! Weather clouded over here now, although was sunny earlier. A bit cool in the breeze though. Here's a bit of sun for you :-6

Jazzy;1308938 wrote: Poor plants and shrubs don't know what the heck is going on. My lilacs started to bloom and then stopped :-5 This is just crazy and wonder if it will ever warm up


they need time for it to warm up again, then they will bloom.



flowers and plants know when the weather is cold, that is why my tulips have stayed closed these past few days.

G#Gill;1308944 wrote: G'day you lot ! Weather clouded over here now, although was sunny earlier. A bit cool in the breeze though. Here's a bit of sun for you :-6


oh thank you...........no sign of sun here all week.

Have a Good Day, Odie, My Friend !

Good morning my friend :-4 Tis freezing here :-5 How's the weather by you today?

Jazzy;1309099 wrote: Good morning my friend :-4 Tis freezing here :-5 How's the weather by you today?


at least there are no winds today, sunny but its going to be well below temps all week, no fun, as Odie can't sit out and watch her birds.

Good Morning Everyone! off to get my hair cut, then to the pet shop as two of my fish have ick!:-5:-5

beowulf;1309351 wrote:


awwwwwwwwww thank you, Bugs is so cute!:-4



did you get my message on facebook?:yh_rotfl

*goes to look*

G'day each ! Can't see any coffee, so I'll bugger orf ! :wah:

G#Gill;1309362 wrote: G'day each ! Can't see any coffee, so I'll bugger orf ! :wah:




thank you for my Siberian Tiger, she is beautiful!:-6

here you go brat!

beowulf;1309360 wrote: *goes to look*




sure is taking you a long time ffs!:yh_rotfl

nok;1309097 wrote: Have a Good Day, Odie, My Friend !





oops, I'm sorry Nok, I missed your post yesterday.:-5

have a great day!:-6

Where have you been? Are you sleeping in again today? :-5

G#Gill;1309362 wrote: G'day each ! Can't see any coffee, so I'll bugger orf ! :wah:

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:D:D

Odie;1309393 wrote: sure is taking you a long time ffs!:yh_rotfl


so........did you get your sex and orgasms? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

beowulf;1309463 wrote: so........did you get your sex and orgasms? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


woah baby yes!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Jazzy;1309424 wrote: Where have you been? Are you sleeping in again today? :-5


go back and read today's ffs!:-5:-5

beowulf;1309461 wrote:

:D:D


Thanks ! Say, you should save that pic for Helen, she's a big Garfield fan ! :yh_rotfl

Good morning! :-6

Another day of rain :-5 It's getting depressing now since I want to go outside and get some fresh air! Is this EVER going to stop :-1

jazzy;1309641 wrote: good morning! :-6

another day of rain :-5 it's getting depressing now since i want to go outside and get some fresh air! Is this ever going to stop :-1 send it here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jazzy;1309641 wrote: Good morning! :-6

Another day of rain :-5 It's getting depressing now since I want to go outside and get some fresh air! Is this EVER going to stop :-1


It is very depressing as I need to be outside ffs!:-5

southern yankee;1309658 wrote: send it here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


take it, its yours!:mad:

Hi each.................. seems you're all fed up !!! I put it down to unequal distribution of all things weather ! :yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1309669 wrote: Hi each.................. seems you're all fed up !!! I put it down to unequal distribution of all things weather ! :yh_rotfl


yup......first the weekend was hell, now this ****?:-5

Odie;1309673 wrote: yup......first the weekend was hell, now this ****?:-5


Soon we'll be complaining it's too damn hot :-5

Jazzy;1309716 wrote:

Soon we'll be complaining it's too damn hot :-5 I am now!!!!!:-5:-5 92!!!! STICKY!!!!:mad::mad:

Jazzy;1309716 wrote:

Soon we'll be complaining it's too damn hot :-5


I will mowing the lawns.

southern yankee;1309718 wrote: I am now!!!!!:-5:-5 92!!!! STICKY!!!!:mad::mad:


no thanks, you can keep that!:yh_rotfl

Odie;1309735 wrote: I will mowing the lawns.




thought it tok a lot for Canadians to get warm? :yh_rotfl

Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.

The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, “What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?

The two guys reply, “Well, you know, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy to get a chance to warm up a little bit, eh.

The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat.

The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, “It’s awfully hot down here, can’t you guys feel it?

Again the two guys reply, “Well, like we told you yesterday, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy to get a chance to warm up a little bit, eh.

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to get these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. And it gets really hot. People are wailing and screaming everywhere.

He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them wearing light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausages and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished, “Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves.

The two Canadians reply, “Well, ya know, we don’t get too much warm weather up there in Toronto, so we’ve just got to have a cook-out when the weather’s THIS nice.

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives – he’ll be able to make them miserable if he turns off all the heat in hell.

The next morning, the temperature is way below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so badly that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians.

When he gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. But instead of moaning, they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!

The devil is dumbfounded, “I don’t understand, when I turn up the heat you’re happy. Now it’s freezing cold and you’re still happy. What is wrong with you two???

The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, “Well, don’t you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup.

beowulf;1309756 wrote: thought it tok a lot for Canadians to get warm? :yh_rotfl

Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.

The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, “What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?”

The two guys reply, “Well, you know, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy to get a chance to warm up a little bit, eh.”

The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat.

The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, “It’s awfully hot down here, can’t you guys feel it?”

Again the two guys reply, “Well, like we told you yesterday, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy to get a chance to warm up a little bit, eh.”

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to get these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. And it gets really hot. People are wailing and screaming everywhere.

He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them wearing light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausages and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished, “Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves.”

The two Canadians reply, “Well, ya know, we don’t get too much warm weather up there in Toronto, so we’ve just got to have a cook-out when the weather’s THIS nice.”

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives – he’ll be able to make them miserable if he turns off all the heat in hell.

The next morning, the temperature is way below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so badly that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians.

When he gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. But instead of moaning, they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!

The devil is dumbfounded, “I don’t understand, when I turn up the heat you’re happy. Now it’s freezing cold and you’re still happy. What is wrong with you two???”

The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, “Well, don’t you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup.”


oh now that was the best I have ever heard!:yh_rotfl

My Toronto Maple Leafs didn't even make the playoffs this year eh?...again!:wah:

Good Morning, I really need coffee:-5!

Good morning Odie!

Nice and :-6 here today for a change. I ran out of coffee and we ran out of fudge at the "house" :sneaky: When you wake up from your nana nap can you make us some lunch? :wah:

Jazzy;1309836 wrote: Good morning Odie!

Nice and :-6 here today for a change. I ran out of coffee and we ran out of fudge at the "house" :sneaky: When you wake up from your nana nap can you make us some lunch? :wah:


Gill made us coffee and cake, she's getting just like us eh?:yh_rotfl

Make the most of it Odie, it isn't an on-going thing you know. You could say that it has collector's value - a rarity ! :p :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1309867 wrote: Make the most of it Odie, it isn't an on-going thing you know. You could say that it has collector's value - a rarity ! :p :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Oh I figured it wouldn't last!:yh_rotfl

Odie;1309878 wrote: Oh I figured it wouldn't last!:yh_rotfl


Odie you are supposed to share :-1

Jazzy;1309892 wrote:

Odie you are supposed to share :-1


that's not what I meant, Gill said don't get used to her having it for us:-5

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:p :yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1309913 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:p :yh_rotfl


where's my coffee Mrs?:yh_rotfl

Odie;1309939 wrote: where's my coffee Mrs?:yh_rotfl


Since when do pigs drink coffee? :-5

Jazzy;1309948 wrote:

Since when do pigs drink coffee? :-5


OMG that was for Gill, pay attention eh?:-5

Odie;1309953 wrote: OMG that was for Gill, pay attention eh?:-5


Quit picking on me :-1

Jazzy;1310056 wrote: Quit picking on me :-1


you started it!:-5

I will be nice today cause your so sick.:-4

G'day each !




:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1310067 wrote: G'day each !




:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1310062 wrote: you started it!:-5

I will be nice today cause your so sick.:-4


You better be nice to me EVERY day or I'll sick Miss Piggy on you! :wah:

G#Gill;1310067 wrote: G'day each !




:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


that was me yesterday!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Jazzy;1310078 wrote: You better be nice to me EVERY day or I'll sick Miss Piggy on you! :wah:


that pig?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1310083 wrote: that pig?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Who you calling a pig :-5