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i think the refs were the MVPs of the superbowl. good job guys.

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Where the F is Floppy???

why don't she talk to me anymore?? i bathe. i brush. Hell, i even shaved.

what's aguy gotta do??

Bleh! :rolleyes:

The last conversation here was 3 hrs ago. Its creepy in here at night.

Daffy and Nethead involved in a thread at the same time!!!!!! Think about it !

Bez wrote: Daffy and Nethead involved in a thread at the same time!!!!!! Think about it !
Herr Nethead and ChiptBeef!



Daffy and MoverGuy.



We could discover a new energy source with one and a new language with the other. :wah:

Afternoons are like slow, like summer days filled with warmth and haze................:-6

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar... and the beer.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions--things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else--the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."

Stephen Covey had a slightly different version, but I like yours lots better. :-6

an old college friend sent me that in an email a few months ago.

David813 wrote: I can't believe my vcr perished just as I started the Amazing Race! I can't afford another one for a couple weeks! I'll miss Survivor Thursday! Damn!!!! :-5


Argh! My VCR died too. My grandson has four dvd players and no VCR. Today I heard someone call in to ask and old time disk jockey why they called them dis:o k jockeys. He said in the old days they actually had recordings on a disk. And they had payola. When a recording artist or recording company had a new record they wanted pushed they paid disk jockeys to paly it over and over and over. Riding it. Really it worked. You might not like a song when it first came out but htye just beat it into your head. Dick Clark was involved in that. So then for years the disk jockey had to announce this meesage now and then "Certain records were played in consideration of certain recording artists and studios. "

back from band camp...

plenty of fun, plenty of music and plenty of free time.

moverguy wrote: any instruments up the caboose?


nah... gotta meet the right kinda chick for that to happen.

moverguy wrote: Keep up the good fight, hornblower is out there, somewhere, for us BOTH!


yes in one of the bands i'm sure theres a kinky one... there has to be right.

Alfred wrote: nah... gotta meet the right kinda chick for that to happen.
atta-kid!

Wolverine wrote: atta-kid!


which doesn't mean i will.

Alfred wrote: which doesn't mean i will.
Are you still here, Alfred?



How "good" are you on the sax, anyway?

Death to the Infidels!



:-2 No, wait. That's me!

ouch that hurts.

Accountable wrote: Are you still here, Alfred?



How "good" are you on the sax, anyway?


group sax or solo sax?

minks wrote: group sax or solo sax?
Snort. Guffaw!!

Okie wrote: Snort. Guffaw!!


cant take credit for that one, my bro use to say it all the time...

gosh I miss him, I should phone him some day soon....

ok look ......

Fluffy stuff ahahahahahaha

SnoozeControl wrote: My co-worker has an expression that I'd like to share... when he needs to poo, he says he's "crowning." This is the same guy that I quoted in my signature.:rolleyes:

I had to laugh though, what a visual.


Suppose it is a bit like giving birth.

I'm always "popping one off to the Tame Valley"

My mate's always "Dropping off the kids"

Blimey - you can't get a euphemism in edgeways!

Accountable wrote: Are you still here, Alfred?



How "good" are you on the sax, anyway?


it's hard to say when i keep getting better.

so i'll go with i'm good...but not as good as some of the other sax players.

minks wrote: group sax or solo sax?
sax by yourself just isn't the same as group sax.

then theres sax on the beach and so on.

Tenor or alto, Alfred?

chonsigirl wrote: Tenor or alto, Alfred?


alto

Great choice!

Soprano's cool. Even Larry lookalikes can be sexy playing soprano.

:wah: Oh, that is funny AC!

Band Nerds RULE!! :yh_glasse

Accountable wrote: Soprano's cool. Even Larry lookalikes can be sexy playing soprano.






I think Larry is more saxy then Kenny G:)

I use the "Top Posters List" to monitor my posting addiction. I shows me when I need to pull away a bit.

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Hey where has Aussie Pam Got to, have I missed something?????????

Didn't she go skiing?

chonsigirl wrote: Didn't she go skiing?


yeah she is gone till march duh I just read that oops sorry can we erase this from my post count

:wah: Post away Minks, post away.............................

minks wrote: yeah she is gone till march duh I just read that oops sorry can we erase this from my post count


Sorry! You are charged with a meaningless post!

good morning everyone. :-6

Alfred wrote: good morning everyone. :-6
Good evening to ya hehehehe