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moonpie;717604 wrote: What a beautiful picture, hope you are not in the path of that tidal surge. Sleep well.


Hi Moonpie ! Welcome to our little thread, please pop in again and see us all because we're very friendly here, and most of us are a bit nutty

The picture is on the island off the West coast of Scotland, the Isle of Skye, where my family are hoping to move to as soon as we can sell our house. My sister already lives there, and she's been there for a few years and says she just doesn't know why they didn't move there a lot sooner - it's heaven on earth. Yes I thought it was a beautiful photograph as well

I really am going to bed now, so Kay my little buttercup, you can stop chasing me around the Arcade Mrs, trying to capture all my top scores - and to coin a couple of sayings from Catherine Tate "How very dare you ! What a f....ng liberty !!! ". Mind you I don't know whether you have seen Catherine Tate on the TV down in Oz, so if you haven't then that quote won't mean much to you :yh_rotfl Night night, hope you are all OK down under - you 'Top Score' nicker !

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:yh_rotfl That was sooooooooo much fun in the arcade Gill.......really I need to get a life. Noticed you had gone so now I can get stuck into my housework seeing the babies are asleep. Sweet dreams Gill dont have nightmares about me will ya :-4

Catch you all later lots of love to you all and take care xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No idea who Catherine Tate is Gill :-3

Morning Everyone. I've been up since 4am as just couldn't go back to sleep. Thats what you get going to bed at 11pm what my body ain't used to I guess......yes I know "normal" people do that but come on...........am I???:wah:Bad floods on the East Coast....hope vvvvvvvvvvpv will be ok.Going out this morning for the day and its bloody cold out there.Just washed me hair so now its gettting glam time......oh I fink I will get a bleedin face lift......mind you natural beauty cannot be made any better I guess...............SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-5Thinking of you Joan ((((((((((hug)))))))))))) .Lots of love to Everyonexxxxxxx;)

I wondered when you were going to get that face lift Carol:yh_rotfl :-4

Hi Joan :-4

Carolly;717695 wrote: Morning Everyone. I've been up since 4am as just couldn't go back to sleep. Thats what you get going to bed at 11pm what my body ain't used to I guess......yes I know "normal" people do that but come on...........am I??? Bad floods on the East Coast....hope vvvvvvvvvvpv will be ok.Going out this morning for the day and its bloody cold out there.Just washed me hair so now its gettting glam time......oh I fink I will get a bleedin face lift......mind you natural beauty cannot be made any better I guess...............SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thinking of you Joan ((((((((((hug)))))))))))) .Lots of love to Everyonexxxxxxx;)




Carol, I thought you might find this useful for your face lift Mrs. Posh !!!! :wah:







But I think you'll have to go to 'it' cos I don't think this one can travel anywhere

:yh_rotfl

Hi everyone :-6

Have a happy Friday

I think Mrs Posh overdid it with the hairwashing today :yh_rotfl

G#Gill;717744 wrote: I think Mrs Posh overdid it with the hairwashing today :yh_rotfl




:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hi Joan, keep smiling Mrs !!!



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Hi Rosie ! Hope you have a good weekend :-4

G#Gill;717765 wrote: Hi Rosie ! Hope you have a good weekend :-4




Hi Gill....I'm sitting here staring at the pic thinking...."that looks SOOOOO familiar"

I drive past it EVERY DAY....my office is about 5 minutes from there :rolleyes:

How are you keeping bird????

Are you any better darlin?? :-4

Hi all xxxxxxxxxxx I have been a busy bee today :driving: and im just popping in now to say hi and hope you are all ok ..

found these for Kay though. the first one is the how cery dare you quote, and the second one os the other quote of which i am too much a lady to repeat:wah: the third one is Lauren one of my fave characters she does. and yes Kya derek is catherine tate made up to look like a man:D







take care all xxxxxxxxxxxxx Kaz.

Hi Kaz ! I think Catherine Tate is a bit like a good wine - matures with age, and needs to be savoured over a reasonably long period. I personally think that her 'Lauren' character is brilliant, but I will admit to having to listen very carefully when I first saw her. Now 'Lauren' has created so many catch phrases - 'Look at the face !' 'Is my face bo v v e r e d ?', ' Am I b o v v e r e d ?' etc, and whoever has to take part with her, just has to be as verbally quick as she is !!!! I must admit to totally disliking her 'Nan' character at the beginning of the series because I was taken aback by the terribly foul language, however, knowing that there are women around just like 'Nan', I'm afraid I can't help laughing now ! 'Derek' well Derek is just so 'camp'. But my favourite has got to be 'Lauren'. Catherine Tate is such a good actress. She has been in several serious dramas on TV, and of course she has been in 'Dr. Who' with David Tennant. So Kay, just a little background info for you, and I hope you enjoy the following, which, incidentally this is the first time I've seen this one cos I missed the 'Comic Relief' that it was on - I just laughed my head off. So I'd like to share it with you all - she is very clever.

We seem to have white poppy sellers on our streets - pushing for peace





Now we seem to have black poppies - pushing to stop the war.





Whilst these are all very laudable, I for one, think it is inapprpriate to attempt to 'hi-jack' Remembrance Sunday - 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month - when we remember those who died for their country whilst stopping a tyrant.

I believe they would get a lot more support if they chose a different day for their appeals. Some may think that these other poppies are compatible with the red poppy, but I personally, believe that Remembrance Day should be for the red poppy only.

Hello again im back:p been out and orded a new bed, and new carpet for the living room and the stairs, so im happy:D Gill i loved that catherine Tate clip,, a lot of them show that even though she is supposed to be a right terror, she aint fick! lol.

Well its 4am, just finished feeding Chayden. Who would of thought I would be sitting here watching Catherine Tate at this time of the morning thanks Kaz.

Well I am going back to bed got to get up soon as they have nappies on sale today so want to beat the rush,

Take care all :-4

kayleneaussie;717867 wrote: Well its 4am, just finished feeding Chayden. Who would of thought I would be sitting here watching Catherine Tate at this time of the morning thanks Kaz.

Well I am going back to bed got to get up soon as they have nappies on sale today so want to beat the rush,

Take care all :-4


Glad you enjoyed it Kay:D:-4

Ere Kay what about my Catherine Tate clip ? :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

G#Gill;717744 wrote: I think Mrs Posh overdid it with the hairwashing today :yh_rotfl


PRATT!!!!!!!!!!!!:-5Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr;)

awwwwwwwww sorry Gill didnt see the link at the bottom but see it now thanks Gill :-4 Its 7.30am I am a bit more awake now;)

Well I have to dress the babies dress myself and get into town by 8.30am to get these nappies....ummmmmmmm wonder if I will make it. Getting a bit long in the tooth to go rushing round like this.

Catch ya all later xxxxx

See ya in the arcade maybe Gill

Hey Carol how is the hair :yh_rotfl :-4

kayleneaussie;718005 wrote: Hey Carol how is the hair :yh_rotfl :-4


Glam.....God Im hot....an I aint talking weather here sugar:wah:;)xxxxx

OMG Carol dont let that head of your get too big it might explode :-4

Well its 8.04 and babies are dressed and i am dressed with 10 mins to spare before I have to go. So clever I am dont you think Carol?

Im round Chris's. Ive made a big saucepan of soup with beef, carrots,swede,onions,pots,celery,barley,lentils,butter beans an loads of stuff.......oh its bleedin 'andsome.....also done a chilli....an cut his hair just now.....am I good or what!!!!!:rolleyes:.We were goin out but Im to bloody tired now:yh_rotfl.Oh well no peace for the wicked......oh ere we go I can hear you :wah:.Hope you ALL are okxxxxxxxxx

kayleneaussie;718020 wrote: OMG Carol dont let that head of your get too big it might explode :-4

Well its 8.04 and babies are dressed and i am dressed with 10 mins to spare before I have to go. So clever I am dont you think Carol? :DWell yes....I guess....but not in my league me little lambchop:rolleyes::wah:

As everybody is not here, I'll say night night. Ishall be busy over the weekend, and probably into next week as well, but I may be able to pop in sometime. :-4

G#Gill;718028 wrote: As everybody is not here, I'll say night night. Ishall be busy over the weekend, and probably into next week as well, but I may be able to pop in sometime. :-4




Goodnight Gill tried to contact you for two nights but with no avail.xx

Hope everybody is OK :-4

H all:D got home from work early today but listened to the Sunderland v Newcastle match on the radio, we went ahead but ended up drawing 1-1, even listening to newcastle commentry it sounded like we had a better game:p

Love an hugs to everyone:yh_hugs:-4Kaz.

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo.Gawd elp us ere we go again. Looks like me an you kazzy baby:rolleyes:Oh Ive had a real crap day......peed down an all me gear got wet.......time I paid me rent money and petrol I will be out of pocket......shame cause Ive got some cracking gear, still hope tomorrow brings better weather:-5Hope everyone is okxxxxx;)

Carolly;718354 wrote: Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo.Gawd elp us ere we go again. Looks like me an you kazzy baby:rolleyes:Oh Ive had a real crap day......peed down an all me gear got wet.......time I paid me rent money and petrol I will be out of pocket......shame cause Ive got some cracking gear, still hope tomorrow brings better weatherHope everyone is okxxxxx;)


dont think so:wah::rolleyes:

kazalala;718358 wrote: dont think so:wah::rolleyes:

Good morning everyone:-4

Hope all are well. It's miserable at the beach today....rainy, cold and grey. We were spoiled with the October weather in the 80s F. Ahhhh, sod it anyway...I'm still going for a walk later to look for some more seashells....like I need more:wah:

Joannee, I'd love to her a poem about the beach....have any??

Good morning everyone :-4 Not on here for long got lots of washing and ironing to do:-1

Hope everyone is well and happy, luv to you all and take care :-4

Morning Everyone and hello to Kathy good to see you. Well have decided not to go to work today.Cant stand the thought of more rain.All I can see is pink flipping pigs infront of me trying to dry these slippers out........some of me other gear is still wet also.We had such a big show of gear yesterday and felt we would have done alright cause of the good lines I have right now.......that bloody rain grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!:-5.Oh well got stuff to do here so todays the day I guess.Hope yer all ok and heres a joke to start the day with.

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for

the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he

wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes

at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk fast

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only

logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one

minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and

I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is

worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!

Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us

both, so he followed me

SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run

as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM : And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run

faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!

:yh_rotfl Ya got this dirt minded bugger!

abbey;718543 wrote: :yh_rotfl Ya got this dirt minded bugger!Behave woman!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I said my two hail marys:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;718548 wrote: I said my two hail marys:yh_rotflOh gawd trust you madam.....mind like a bleedin sewer:rolleyes:;)

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't

Prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting

Attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the

Stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you

Since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big

Disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate

People and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot

When you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything

More than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."



The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across

The room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a

Youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He

Can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is

One of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with

Three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."



The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to

Approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the

Electric chair.":wah::p

And theres more:wah:

Happy Saint Patrick's Day Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. He said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye!Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?"She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father." "And be there any wee little ones yet?" Father asked. "No, not> yet, Father." "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for yeand yer husband.""Oh thank ye, Father." They then parted ways. Some years later they met again and Father asked, "Well now,Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?" "Oh, very well, Father!" "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?" "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!" "That's wonderful! And how is yer loving husband doing?""E's gone to Rome to blow out yer freckin candle!":-5:yh_rotfl

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Carol I am suppose to be having quiet time now, its nearly my bed time, I wont be able to sleep now with all this laughing:)

have a lovely day everyone



Kaz xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Good morning everybody !

Remembrance Day,

11th Hour, of the 11th Day, of the 11th Month.

I lost my Uncle Leon at Monte Cassino in 1944, he was in the Royal Artillery.

Goodnight everyone...early night for me, gotta mow the lawns tomorrow.

Luv to you all and take care:-4

Hello Abbey, Carol, Kay , Kaz and all the others who aint awake yet !!!

Carol, I heard the 'nun' one before, but not the others :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl







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