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Hi everyone,

Hope you are all well :-4

kazalala;716584 wrote: HI:D hope everyone is ok today xxxxxxx

Carol gawd you dont half moan dont ya!


OI!!!!!!!DONT START RUMOURS MRS!!!!:-5Bleedin cheek...........as if......cor I cant believe she said that........I dont go round telling people shes a ...............................na Im to much of a lady!!!:yh_rotfl;)

SuzyB;716702 wrote: Hi everyone,

Hope you are all well :-4
Hi Stranger......good to see you matey......hope things are getting better Suzy at home:-3

Carol....did you say you are a lady

drats pushed the wrong button what I meant to put was...Carol did you say you are a lady:yh_rotfl didnt mean to laugh :-4

Darn cold here today, cant keep up with this weather.

Hope everyone is well and hi to Jimbo and suzy, thinking of you both over here in Aussie land:-4



Take Care everyone xxxxxxxxxxxx

kayleneaussie;716723 wrote: Carol....did you say you are a ladyCause I bleedin am ffs Kay...you should know that!!!!!:-5:p

:-4

.........JOANXXXXX

A letter to me 9 dogs!!!!!

Dear pets:

When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in my way.

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. All other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note that placing your paw print in the middle of MY plate and food does not stake a claim making it YOUR plate and food.

The hall way was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help in your quest to reach the destination first, because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think that I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.

Dogs actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to one another, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge of the door and try to pull it open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Honest.

Also, I have been using the bathroom by myself for quite some time -- canine attendance is not mandatory.

I can't stress this one enough -- kiss me, THEN go smell the other dog's behind.

To pacify you, my dear companions, I have posted the following notice on our front door:

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and then Complain About Our Pets

1. The pets live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the

furniture. (That's why it's called "fur"niture.)

3. To you, our pets are just animals. To us, they are an adopted

son/daughter who happens to be hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.......Heres a few of me little horrors lol.

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awwwwwwwwwww Carol those doggies are so cute.....pity about there owner though:yh_rotfl:-4

You know I luv ya though:D

kayleneaussie;716823 wrote: awwwwwwwwwww Carol those doggies are so cute.....pity about there owner though:yh_rotfl:-4

You know I luv ya though:D
Im gonna kill 'er!!!!

Good morning :-4

how ya gunna do that Carol.....I live thousands of miles away....oooooooh I am so scared :yh_rotfl

You wouldnt kill me you would miss me toooooooooooooo much :p

Good morning Pink but its evening here

Carol that dogs thing is so funny:wah:

Gill nice having a litle chat with you last night:-4

Joan hope you are coping ok mate:-4

All my other friends here,, have a great day xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Im off to asda to do me shopping now, but dont worry i will be keeping an eye on you all hehe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Kaz.

Hello everybody !

Hi Sue, hope you're getting sorted,

Carol, I loved your 'doggie' letter - I bet there're a few of us can identify with that !

Kay, PC - Rosie, Kaz - enjoyed the chat yesterday !

Hi Jimbo, nice to see you, and Sue .

Joan, I do hope you're all OK We're all thinking about you xxx



:-6 :-4

Im back, shoppng all done:D Of course i dont even have to leave my chair cos i do it online:wah: My niece is coming round later to cut my hair, so im gonna play on here now for a while.

Just a flying visit as I have just brought my shopping home (unlike SOME I could mention!!)an Im out soon for a meal.Gawd Im so tired as have to get 2 lots of shopping andf usually Chris helps me but he was at work so I had to do it meself and what a bleedin carry one......his gonna end up with my crap food that he wont touch and Im going to end up with his healthy food that I dont like......well this should be fun.....me an cottage cheese????Er dont fink so!!!!:rolleyes:Im working in the morning.....oh gawd I gotta get up at 4am......tell yer Im getting to bloody old for this......PLEASE NOTE I can say that ....but nobody else can ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-5Right talk soon and love to all me lovely mates.....oh yes....also to Gill, Kaz an Kay:wah:;)xxxxxx

Enjoy yer meal Carol;):-4

Well its 6am just finished feeding Chayden and I can hear Latesha stirring....another busy day cant wait till tonight so I can go to bed again:yh_rotfl

luv to you all....Carol, Gill, Kaz, Joan Jimbo, Suzy, Abbey,Kinks, Pink and the list goes on Take care all :-4

Night night everybody, sleep well.....................................Oh and by the way Kay, please can you stop nickin me 'top scores' or I shall get terribly, terribly upset Mrs.





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Sorry Gill :yh_rotfl

Joannee;717226 wrote: Good Morning to all our friends who follow, still looks dry outside when I let Sophie out first thing, hope it stays that way when I take her for her walk.

My grateful thanks to everyone who has sent e.mails in reply to my

*another round robin * yesterday afternoon,

Hope you all have a pleasant day no matter where you are or what you are doing, my message is short and sweet but I will post when I can and I think of you all and wish you well..


HI Joan:-4

Its quite bright and sunny here but very windy. We are forecast for some rain later as well:rolleyes: My niece came round yesterday and cut my hair, she cut it a bit shorter than i wanted really, but hey ho,, it'll grow:wah:

Hope you are all ok and happy, take care :yh_hugs Kaz.

Hi everybody !

Hi Kay - just behave, if you can :wah:

Hi Joan :yh_hugs

Hi Kaz, Oh hairless one !!!!

I've been busy this morning, and only just switched over to my 'account', I hope you're all OK and Helen can get back on the Internet soon ! And Mrs. Posh has a good selling day.

:-4

[QUOTE=G#Gill;717261]Hi everybody !

Hi Kay - just behave, if you can :wah:

Hi Joan :yh_hugs

Hi Kaz, Oh hairless one !!!!

I've been busy this morning, and only just switched over to my 'account', I hope you're all OK and Helen can get back on the Internet soon ! And Mrs. Posh has a good selling day.



HI Gill:D Yea poor Helen, hope she gets it sorted soon

They have wiped my highest score of all time for Bejewelled:-5:mad:

[QUOTE=kazalala;717306]

They have wiped my highest score of all time for Bejewelled/QUOTE]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hi Guysxxxx (good to see Joan x) cor......is it cold or what!!!!Wasnt very busy today.....and glad to be home.....ere I just payed £1.03 a bleedin litre for poxy petrol.........MR.BROWN IF YOU ARE READING THIS (:wah:)LOWER THE TAX ON PETROPL FFS OK!!!.........that told him!What we all forget is thats about a fiver a gallon.....robbing gits.Hope everyone is ok anyway...Im out again after ....tell yer half the time I dont know if Im going or comming or just been there lol....Love to everyonexxxxx

Men are like....

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like . Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Ahhhhhhhhh:wah:

A piccy to illustrate Joan's lovely story :-4 Hey Joan I expect you'll get a comment from Neffy (Rotty Queen !)

Yawn......just finished feeding Chayden, its 5am and I can hear Latesha kicking the wall in her bedroom.....whats she doing awake at this time?....naughty girl :-3

Well she can wait for her bottle cause I am going to have a Milo first.

Gill I always behave myself...ask Carol:yh_rotfl

Kaz ....dont ya just hate it when your top score goes missing after all the hard work you do

Luv to everyone and take care :-4

G#Gill;717449 wrote: A piccy to illustrate Joan's lovely story :-4 Hey Joan I expect you'll get a comment from Neffy (Rotty Queen !)



Er what about me......dont I get anyfing:-5

kayleneaussie;717453 wrote: Yawn......just finished feeding Chayden, its 5am and I can hear Latesha kicking the wall in her bedroom.....whats she doing awake at this time?....naughty girl :-3

Well she can wait for her bottle cause I am going to have a Milo first.

Gill I always behave myself...ask Carol:yh_rotfl

Course ye do mate

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Well I have had my milo..yummy, now its time to feed Latesha and it looks like Chayden isnt going to go back to sleep so looks like my day is going to start early today . Just looked outside and its cold and raining again brrrrrrrrr they reckon its going to warm up again on Sunday

Catch ya all later :-4

So happy you agree Carol :rolleyes::yh_rotfl

Poor Carol -------------------------- you'll just have to put on your fur-lined undies matey







;)

Hi everyone :-4

Carolly;717461 wrote: Er what about me......dont I get anyfing








Sorry Carol, this is all I can give you matey :yh_rotfl Oh ---------------------

------------------------------------------------ perhaps this ----------------------------







Or perhaps this -------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hi Rosie, hope you're OK, nice to see you. :-4

Well its 6.45am babies are fed bathed and dressed ready for their visits. Latesha sees her nan today and Chayden sees his mum so I am excited ......two hours of freedom......drats I forgot I got the old man home with his sore back:(:yh_rotfl

take care all:-4

jimbo;717515 wrote: hey stalker stop taking pictures of me :wah:YOU WISHED WINKLE!!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hello Jimbo !!!! Ere mate, if it is me you're callin 'stalker' don't bovver, I got better things to do :wah:

I think you made a mistake about the piccy - this is the one I took of you

when you were trying for the champion 'Dad Dancer' contest !:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;717541 wrote: Hello Jimbo !!!! Ere mate, if it is me you're callin 'stalker' don't bovver, I got better things to do :wah:

I think you made a mistake about the piccy - this is the one I took of you and the FG fellas, trying for the 'Mr, Universe' contest :yh_rotfl

Cant see it Gill...............bet Winkle sorted it:wah:

Night night everybody, sleep well.......................... A view on the Isle of Skye

G#Gill;717595 wrote: Night night everybody, sleep well.......................... A view on the Isle of Skye






What a beautiful picture, hope you are not in the path of that tidal surge. Sleep well.