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so now nomad's asking the questions.

why can't i feel my leg.

O Swami Of Science, O Knowledgable One, should I make my peanut butter sandwich out of white or wheat bread today?

OMG!! I can't either!



Why can't I feel Alfred's leg?!?

Do you like snow?

Alfred wrote: so now nomad's asking the questions.



why can't i feel my leg.


I have it here, do you need it back ?

chonsigirl wrote: O Swami Of Science, O Knowledgable One, should I make my peanut butter sandwich out of white or wheat bread today?


Turkey gone already ? White, toasted w/ tuna and pickle relish slathered on one side

.........no offense to the legless...

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Accountable wrote: OMG!! I can't either!



Why can't I feel Alfred's leg?!?


Its in the mail. The mailman said he liked the way it felt.

actionfigurestepho wrote: Do you like snow?


Yes Stephy poo...very much. I like everything about winter. Wanna go sledding ?

lady cop wrote: .........no offense to the legless...




Yours ?

lady cop wrote: check your butt to see. :wah:






Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha whooo oh boy :rolleyes:

you forged that, i didn't say that. pppffftttttttttttt

I have fried chicken to eat. Try not to hurt yourself. Ill be back to continue my quest to ruin your life at a later date.

the leg hasn't come back yet, should i be worried?

ohh the walk to the video store will have to wait as i can't hop that far.

Far Rider wrote: how long is a chinaman
huh??!??

Far Rider wrote: Youre not Nomad...or are you? :yh_ooooo
no...i just.... well...

What the bloody HELL kind of question is that???:-2 :wah:

Far Rider wrote: ahahahaha... figure it out Kid! hehehehe!
*deep breath*

Huh... old people.

*walks away*:wah:

Alfred wrote: the leg hasn't come back yet, should i be worried?



ohh the walk to the video store will have to wait as i can't hop that far.




I didnt send it express mail Alfred geez ! Its coming by a guy I saw who needed a few $$$. As far as I know hes walking, be patient.

Far Rider wrote: how long is a chinaman


2.4 meters

Wolverine wrote: *deep breath*

Huh... old people.



*walks away*:wah:




LOL! No worries rabid wolverine, I never know what hes talking about either. Its not us its them.:wah:

ArnoldLayne wrote: The label on my food informs me that it may contain NUTS. AS there are so many defenitions of the word nut I am confused as to the exact content.



Is it a hard shelled, one seeded fruit

or an enthusiast

or is it a small block of metal at the other end of a bolt



or is it a Nomad



One feels any of these is probably detremental to my health but clarification would be appreciated
I dont actually get canned. Well I have been fired a couple of times but hey.....(also contrary to popular belief Nomad is good for you)So that said what was your question ?

Far Rider wrote: wrong
ok poopy pantz....how much does a henway ?

ArnoldLayne wrote: In cricket a chinaman is a left-handed ball that is bowled to a right handed batsman but the balls swings from off to leg :D



Yeah I know that meant bugger all to you. So the answer is 22 yards the length of a cricket pitch :wah:
Very occasionally, you'll hear commentators going on about a chinaman. The origins of the name are obscure, but there might be an indirect connection with Shanghai. A chinaman is actually a ball from a normal left-arm spinner that turns the opposite way to his normal delivery (i.e. from left to right). Basically it's the mirror image of the right armer's leg break. There are two possible explanations for the term. Either it was coined after Ellis Achong, a West Indian of Chinese descent, who bowled this stuff for the West Indies in the 1930s. Or, more likely, it was a very un-PC reference to the perceived deviousness for which 'chinese' or 'chinamen' were known.

ArnoldLayne wrote: Hahahaha Thats wonderful ! Now tell me what a googlie and a wrong-un is :wah:
I could but I wont. I dont have to and you cant make me, but I know. Do you know what a foobaklenshak is ?

ArnoldLayne wrote: Of course I do , we all do don't we. I have one right here with me right now and I'm stroking it :-3
WOW ! That is just sick man !

Far Rider wrote: isnt it asked "whats a henway?"
pbbbtthhhh !

Far Rider wrote: isnt it asked "whats a henway?"it's fenway park in the parallel universe silly!:wah:

Nomad, will the Vikings beat the Steelers today ?

Nomad wrote: Nomad, will the Vikings beat the Steelers today ?


If you have to ask Im not going to tell you.

Nomad wrote: Nomad, will the Vikings beat the Steelers today ?
GOOOOOO STEEEEEELERSSSS!!!!!!

Nomad, if you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

Nomad, the wise one...

Doesn't expecting the unexpected, make the unexpected the expected?

Where does a circle start?

If rap is talking, and rap is music, why don't the American Music Awards have a category for best talk show?

Nomad wrote: Nomad, will the Vikings beat the Steelers today ?


Ah.....doesn't look like it!

Go Steelers, Go Steelers!

Rah, rah, rah!!!!!!!!!

18-3 right now! Wooo haaaaa!

How do you pick a peck of pickled peppers?

Wasn't the STEELERS vs VIKINGS game great today??

i found a spare water bomb around the house today, who should i soak?

With gas prices being what they are, should we expand the three strikes law to include truants?