Ask Nomad anything!

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:57 pm

so now nomad's asking the questions.

why can't i feel my leg.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:41 am

O Swami Of Science, O Knowledgable One, should I make my peanut butter sandwich out of white or wheat bread today?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:42 am

OMG!! I can't either!

Why can't I feel Alfred's leg?!?

actionfigurestepho · Post by **actionfigurestepho** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:15 am

Do you like snow?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:40 pm

Alfred wrote: so now nomad's asking the questions.

why can't i feel my leg.

I have it here, do you need it back ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:42 pm

chonsigirl wrote: O Swami Of Science, O Knowledgable One, should I make my peanut butter sandwich out of white or wheat bread today?

Turkey gone already ? White, toasted w/ tuna and pickle relish slathered on one side

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:42 pm

.........no offense to the legless...

Attached files

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:43 pm

Accountable wrote:

OMG!! I can't either!

Why can't I feel Alfred's leg?!?

Its in the mail. The mailman said he liked the way it felt.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:44 pm

actionfigurestepho wrote: Do you like snow?

Yes Stephy poo...very much. I like everything about winter. Wanna go sledding ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:46 pm

lady cop wrote: .........no offense to the legless...

Yours ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:52 pm

lady cop wrote: check your butt to see. :wah:

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha whooo oh boy :rolleyes:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:55 pm

you forged that, i didn't say that. pppffftttttttttttt

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:57 pm

I have fried chicken to eat. Try not to hurt yourself. Ill be back to continue my quest to ruin your life at a later date.

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:50 pm

the leg hasn't come back yet, should i be worried?

ohh the walk to the video store will have to wait as i can't hop that far.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:02 pm

Far Rider wrote: how long is a chinaman
huh??!??

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:24 pm

Far Rider wrote: Youre not Nomad...or are you? :yh_ooooo
no...i just.... well...

What the bloody HELL kind of question is that???:-2 :wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:27 pm

Far Rider wrote: ahahahaha... figure it out Kid! hehehehe!
*deep breath*

Huh... old people.

*walks away*:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:23 am

Alfred wrote: the leg hasn't come back yet, should i be worried?

ohh the walk to the video store will have to wait as i can't hop that far.

I didnt send it express mail Alfred geez ! Its coming by a guy I saw who needed a few $$$. As far as I know hes walking, be patient.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:25 am

Far Rider wrote: how long is a chinaman

2.4 meters

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:27 am

Wolverine wrote: *deep breath*

Huh... old people.

*walks away*:wah:

LOL! No worries rabid wolverine, I never know what hes talking about either. Its not us its them.:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:58 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: The label on my food informs me that it may contain NUTS. AS there are so many defenitions of the word nut I am confused as to the exact content.

Is it a hard shelled, one seeded fruit

or an enthusiast

or is it a small block of metal at the other end of a bolt

or is it a Nomad

One feels any of these is probably detremental to my health but clarification would be appreciated
I dont actually get canned. Well I have been fired a couple of times but hey.....(also contrary to popular belief Nomad is good for you)So that said what was your question ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:06 am

Far Rider wrote: wrong
ok poopy pantz....how much does a henway ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:07 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: In cricket a chinaman is a left-handed ball that is bowled to a right handed batsman but the balls swings from off to leg

:D

Yeah I know that meant bugger all to you. So the answer is 22 yards the length of a cricket pitch :wah:
Very occasionally, you'll hear commentators going on about a chinaman. The origins of the name are obscure, but there might be an indirect connection with Shanghai. A chinaman is actually a ball from a normal left-arm spinner that turns the opposite way to his normal delivery (i.e. from left to right). Basically it's the mirror image of the right armer's leg break. There are two possible explanations for the term. Either it was coined after Ellis Achong, a West Indian of Chinese descent, who bowled this stuff for the West Indies in the 1930s. Or, more likely, it was a very un-PC reference to the perceived deviousness for which 'chinese' or 'chinamen' were known.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:25 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Hahahaha Thats wonderful ! Now tell me what a googlie and a wrong-un is :wah:
I could but I wont. I dont have to and you cant make me, but I know. Do you know what a foobaklenshak is ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:29 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Of course I do , we all do don't we. I have one right here with me right now and I'm stroking it :-3
WOW ! That is just sick man !

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:37 am

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:46 am

Far Rider wrote: isnt it asked "whats a henway?"
pbbbtthhhh !

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:59 am

Far Rider wrote: isnt it asked "whats a henway?"it's fenway park in the parallel universe silly!:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:34 am

Nomad, will the Vikings beat the Steelers today ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:36 am

Nomad wrote: Nomad, will the Vikings beat the Steelers today ?

If you have to ask Im not going to tell you.

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:52 am

Nomad wrote: Nomad, will the Vikings beat the Steelers today ?
GOOOOOO STEEEEEELERSSSS!!!!!!

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:54 am

Nomad, if you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:57 am

Nomad, the wise one...

Doesn't expecting the unexpected, make the unexpected the expected?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:57 am

Where does a circle start?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:58 am

If rap is talking, and rap is music, why don't the American Music Awards have a category for best talk show?

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:49 pm

Nomad wrote: Nomad, will the Vikings beat the Steelers today ?

Ah.....doesn't look like it!

Go Steelers, Go Steelers!

Rah, rah, rah!!!!!!!!!

18-3 right now! Wooo haaaaa!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:50 pm

How do you pick a peck of pickled peppers?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:15 pm

Wasn't the STEELERS vs VIKINGS game great today??

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:35 pm

i found a spare water bomb around the house today, who should i soak?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:49 pm

With gas prices being what they are, should we expand the three strikes law to include truants?