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Granted! You now live in a 300-room mansion. The only problem is: Where's the closest bathroom?

I wish that I could think of something better to ask for.

Granted! You have kindly given your wish to me!



I wish I had a brand new car!

chonsigirl wrote: Granted! You have kindly given your wish to me!



I wish I had a brand new car!


granted but as you drive it off the lot it bursts into flames--

i wish my husband was home from iraq

TenneseeGirl wrote: granted but as you drive it off the lot it bursts into flames--

i wish my husband was home from iraq


I can't say anything but that I hope you wish is granted soon



I wish I could log out of FG and get on with everything I have to do

Wish granted: you got everything you had to do in record speed so that you c

Iould log on to FG..

I wish the picture I just painted, and hate, would correct itself while I am on this "time waster"

Skeeter wrote: Wish granted: you got everything you had to do in record speed so that you c

Iould log on to FG..

I wish the picture I just painted, and hate, would correct itself while I am on this "time waster"


Granted. But it was a change in your perception of your own skill that corrected it.



I wish I had big boobs

theia wrote: Granted. But it was a change in your perception of your own skill that corrected it.



I wish I had big boobs
cant resist

Granted. They grow to enourmous size-- now you cant stand up they are too big!!!

I wish i had a big bag of candy

TenneseeGirl wrote: cant resist

Granted. They grow to enourmous size-- now you cant stand up they are too big!!!

I wish i had a big bag of candy


(Thanks, says theia, from the floor :-1 )



Granted. Here is your big bag of candy. But the bag is one of those stupid plastic ones that proves impossible to open, ever.



I wish I could magically be ready for work without all the effort I'm going to have to put in, in a minute

theia wrote: (Thanks, says theia, from the floor :-1 )



Granted. Here is your big bag of candy. But the bag is one of those stupid plastic ones that proves impossible to open, ever.



I wish I could magically be ready for work without all the effort I'm going to have to put in, in a minute
thanks ::wrestles with bag of unopened candy::

granted you are ready for work in a minute, but you get stuck in traffic so you are late anyway....

i wish i could open this bag of candy:-5

TenneseeGirl wrote: thanks ::wrestles with bag of unopened candy::

granted you are ready for work in a minute, but you get stuck in traffic so you are late anyway....

i wish i could open this bag of candy:-5


Granted. It surprises you as it bursts open and all the candy spills over the ground (sadly, wet and muddy ground)

I wish life was more predictable

pompom wrote: Yes it's predictable now, no surprises, nothing to take your breath away, no joys and excitements. Wonderful



I wish this balmy Indian summer day would last for a week.


Granted, it lasts for a week. But not where you live



I wish we had just one balmy Indian summer day here instead of drizzle and dull

Granted: it is so predictible that it is like eating left overs...you know what to expect and therefore it is boredom times two.

I wish my memory would cut in 'while' I am shopping instead of as soon as I get home.

Skeeter wrote: I wish my memory would cut in 'while' I am shopping instead of as soon as I get home.


Granted....everything you've ever forgotten comes back in one huge rush and you suffer from permanent brain-lock.



I wish I could have a damn cigarette. :-5

BabyRider wrote: Granted....everything you've ever forgotten comes back in one huge rush and you suffer from permanent brain-lock.



I wish I could have a damn cigarette. :-5


Wish NOT granted, demented or otherwise. You're doing well, BR



I wish I had the will power and commitment to do what BR is doing

granted.....I know what a "damned" cigarette is and I don't think you want one of those....

I wish I could have half of her cigarette....aaaahhh!

Skeeter wrote: granted.....I know what a "damned" cigarette is and I don't think you want one of those....

I wish I could have half of her cigarette....aaaahhh!


Granted. You can have half the cigarrette, but it is covered in spit.



I wish I could have some fast food.

Granted. The food whizzed into the room, zipped past your nose and whizzed back out of the door again, before you even had time to drool! :wah: hehehe



I wish I could find a fab avatar I could use.

Rapunzel wrote: Granted. The food whizzed into the room, zipped past your nose and whizzed back out of the door again, before you even had time to drool! :wah: hehehe



I wish I could find a fab avatar I could use.


Granted. But you just can't seem to upload it from your computer on to the forum.



I wish I could draw

draw what ? Flies ? ...you CAN draw...just sit down ,but first sharpen that

pencil. Apply to paper in varying pressures and voila !! drawing !!



I wish, I wish I could find someone close here to go to church with me ....to my church...:-3

Skeeter wrote: draw what ? Flies ? ...you CAN draw...just sit down ,but first sharpen that

pencil. Apply to paper in varying pressures and voila !! drawing !!



I wish, I wish I could find someone close here to go to church with me ....to my church...:-3


Granted. But they have no idea about singing and they shout their way embarrassingly through every hymn, They stand up when they should be sitting, kneel when they should be standing and talk loudly to you during quiet moments.



I wish I could make decisions quickly without agonising over every detail

hehehehe

Granted.

you decide to do what ever pops into your head. you have absolutely NO self-control over these impulses.

Lucky me.

I wish........

i was 7feet tall and bullet proof

theia wrote: Granted. But it was a change in your perception of your own skill that corrected it.



I wish I had big boobs
i wish you had big boobs too.

Wolverine wrote: i wish you had big boobs too.


no you don't they make your back and shoulders ache :p

Betty Boop wrote: no you don't they make your back and shoulders ache :p
i don't want them. i want HER to have them.

hehehehehe

Wolverine wrote:



I wish........

i was 7feet tall and bullet proofGRANTED.. you are now called bullet proof man, but you cant get any clothes to fit so have to walk around naked.



I wish i had some more Bud in the house.

Wish granted! You now have Bud, Sr., Bud, Jr., Bud, III & Bud, IV living with you.

(Big boobs also sag.)

I wish my neighbor would stop being a mean, interfering & out-of-line snoop.

Valerie100 wrote: Wish granted! You now have Bud, Sr., Bud, Jr., Bud, III & Bud, IV living with you.

(Big boobs also sag.)

I wish my neighbor would stop being a mean, interfering & out-of-line snoop.


Granted. Your neighbour is replaced by a generous spirited and laissez faire individual. Who adores all night, loud, noisy parties, whose 7 children run "free" over the neighbourhood and who has over 25 cats and dogs who also run "free" over the neighbourhood.

(I wouldn't know about saggy boobs :-1 )



I wish I could dance

theia wrote: I wish I could dance
GRANTED..you are a dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen

complete with acne!



I wish that i could get my arse into gear and take the dogs for walkies.

abbey wrote: GRANTED..you are a dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen

complete with acne!



I wish that i could get my arse into gear and take the dogs for walkies.


Granted. But it's reverse gear and your dogs don't take kindly to being dragged backwards any more than you enjoy keep bumping into things you can't see behind you.



I wish I enjoyed ironing

theia wrote: Granted. But it's reverse gear and your dogs don't take kindly to being dragged backwards any more than you enjoy keep bumping into things you can't see behind you.:wah: good answer.





I wish I enjoyed ironingGRANTED..you enjoy is so much the whole of your street bring you their ironing and you have no time for FG.



I wish i got my 5 portions a day (fruit & veg)

abbey wrote: :wah: good answer.





GRANTED..you enjoy is so much the whole of your street bring you their ironing and you have no time for FG.



I wish i got my 5 portions a day (fruit & veg)




hehehehe you get 10 portions a day now and you can't get off the loo to post on FG! :wah:





I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow.

Betty Boop wrote: hehehehe you get 10 portions a day now and you can't get off the loo to post on FG! :wah:






Hang on, that won't work, Abbeys got a laptop hasn't she!!:-2

Betty Boop wrote: hehehehe you get 10 portions a day now and you can't get off the loo to post on FG! :wah:





I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow.


Granted. It isn't Monday until Tuesday and today is really Saturday. And tomorrow is Sunday. And so you won't get another Monday, after this coming Monday, until next Tuesday. Unless of course it all changes in the meantime and Wednesday, or even Thursday, becomes Monday. Which is highly unlikely.



I wish my cat didn't didn't keep bringing me gifts of dead rodents

Granted. Your cats next three "gifts" are live rats and she leaves all of them on your bed whilst you're still sleeping in it! Eek! :wah:

I wish the world could be run by women!

Rapunzel wrote:

I wish the world could be run by women!


Granted! Women shall rule the World with Rapunzel at the top, making all the men bow to our every beckon call! :wah:

I wish I could twitch my nose and all my housework would be done.

Abra-Ca-Dabra -- Poof! Granted! The housework is finished, but your nose won't stop twitching.

I wish that I had all the answers.

Cass wrote: Granted, because you spelled "wasn't" incorrectly anyway



(Der Wulf... only answer the last post... you don't have to answer all of them LOL )



I wish I had a bigger bust


Granted: Whose bust do you want.?..there are many to choose from in the art

galleries...

I wish I had the ambition and strength to pay my bills this month.

Skeeter wrote: Granted: Whose bust do you want.?..there are many to choose from in the art

galleries...

I wish I had the ambition and strength to pay my bills this month.


Granted. You have the ambition and strength. But not the money.



I wish I didn't worry so much

theia wrote: Granted. You have the ambition and strength. But not the money.





I wish I didn't worry so muchgranted, since the lobotomy you don't worry about anything! ......................i wish hurricane wilma would fizzle out and it would get cold here!

ArnoldLayne wrote: Granted it gets so cold you store your beer in the back yard



I wish it would snow here on Christmas day


Granted it starts christmas eve, temps drop to -40C, and lasts until May. You hate it, you are cold, traffic is hell, and you now sympathizing with Minks when she grumbles about winter ahahaha

I wish I was not so crabby today

ArnoldLayne wrote: Granted you avitar would suggest anything but crabby



I hope it doesnt snow at christmas


Granted: It won't snow till Easter and then snow all summer, feel :wah: better?



I have nothing to wish for...what a delimina, eh, what ?

Bingo, bango! You are now wishing for everything and can't stop wishing. Isn't it a shame that they're just empty wishes?

I wish to put an end to unfair gossip.

Valerie100 wrote: Bingo, bango! You are now wishing for everything and can't stop wishing. Isn't it a shame that they're just empty wishes?

I wish to put an end to unfair gossip.


Granted. But you are elected to be the one who corrects all unfair gossip wherever it might exist. It is like painting the Forth Bridge. Just when you think you have finished you have to start all over again.



I wish all my self help books would help myself

theia wrote:

I wish all my self help books would help myself
Granted. All those self help books come to life ala Mickey Mouse in Fantasia.

those books go berserk "helping" you. the only way out is to burn your house down. you end up going to the Nut House because no one believes that your Books came to life.



I wish I could answer the question that has plagued mankind for centuries.........

Great taste

OR

Less filling

Wolverine wrote: Granted. All those self help books come to life ala Mickey Mouse in Fantasia.

those books go berserk "helping" you. the only way out is to burn your house down. you end up going to the Nut House because no one believes that your Books came to life.



I wish I could answer the question that has plagued mankind for centuries.........

Great taste

OR

Less filling


Granted. And nobody likes you because they wanted to answer the question that had plagued mankind for centuries...well, that, or they wanted it left unanswered...like all great questions



I wish it was this time next year

theia wrote:

I wish it was this time next year


Granted, onliest thing is you forgot to make one single car payment the whole time and now the repo man is out front!!!:wah:



I wish my PC was voice activated and I never had to type again.