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Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:49 am**

Samantha wrote: I certainly never do lack

No matter how often you wack

Don't over exert,

I don't want you hurt,

Now, lets get back on the track!

:D

:yh_rotfl ...you funny!!! ......

... smooch... :yh_kiss

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:53 am**

Samantha wrote: Miss Monkey has donned her bikini,

Put something in Monkey's martini,

That booze had some clout,

He nearly passed out,

But she had a great time with his weenie!

:-6

Monkey has been slipped a micky

When Ms. M gets horny, she's tricky

Knocked out by her brew

He finally come too

But now he's all wet an' sticky

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:34 am**

4rum wrote: Monkey has been slipped a micky

When Ms. M gets horny, she's tricky

Knocked out by her brew

He finally come too

But now he's all wet an' sticky

Monkey must try something new,

To clean up the sticky doodoo,

It's just called a shower,

It's not really dower,

Then he won't smell like the loo!

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:24 am**

Samantha wrote: Monkey must try something new,

To clean up the sticky doodoo,

It's just called a shower,

It's not really dower,

Then he won't smell like the loo!

If not for Ms. M's nasty habits

He'd not need a shower, dag nabit!

He didn't deserve

What he got from that perv

Her funk's thick enough to slab it!!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:26 am**

4rum wrote: If not for Ms. M's nasty habits

He'd not need a shower, dag nabit!

He didn't deserve

What he got from that perv

Her funk's thick enough to slab it!!!

Who's Monkey calling a perv?

He certainly has some nerve,

She just paid him back

For his prior attack

He just got what he deserved!

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:38 am**

He's been drugged, bound and nearly neutered

Chased and hounded by this manic suitor

She needs contained

Caged and chained

She can kiss monkey's hairy pooter

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:12 pm**

4rum wrote: He's been drugged, bound and nearly neutered

Chased and hounded by this manic suitor

She needs contained

Caged and chained

She can kiss monkey's hairy pooter

She says that his pooter shed' kiss,

Or anything else that he'd wish,

They're two of a kind,

They both like the grind,

So why is he being a priss?

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Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:58 pm**

Adventure's what Miss Monkey seeks,

Many languages she speaks,

Who's up for a trip?

She'll charter a ship,

She's been saving her tips for weeks.

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:14 pm**

Poor 4rum is mowing his yard,

My sweetie works terribly hard,

He won't have the time,

To write a wee rhyme,

Sometime he is such a retard!!!

:-4 :rolleyes:

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Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:14 pm**

Monkey once had a yacht

Look at what he got

Ms. M came along

Infected his shclong

And Monkey had to get shots!

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:47 pm**

Both monkeys had bad reputations,

Before they had sexual relations,

Both of them lie,

In that, they do tie,

They've both had to have vaccinations!

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:12 pm**

"A liar", "a snot" and "a cad"

Why DOES she follow the lad

Seems her addiction

Causes affliction

He's not her Sugar Dad.

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:16 pm**

Ol' monkey likes to mingle

Makes his senses tingle

No excuses

But he refuses

To live any way but single

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:22 pm**

Ask Bond or Burt or Bogey

Tho' it sounds quite rogue-y

Characters bound

Are ultimately found

By gals to be 'old fogies'

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:40 am**

Samantha wrote: From Vegas I just got a call,

The Monkeys are having a ball,

A chapel they found,

By "I Do's" they are bound,

They went and eloped -- What Gall!!

:-5

Dear 4rum:

Remember the post from above?

Where Monkeys were wed, by jove?

They're no longer single,

But both of them mingle,

With anyone they can think of!!

(I forgive you -- it WAS post 37)

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:45 am**

We cannot control them no more,

They seem to show up at our door,

We're do for a tryst,

I long to be kist,

Where can we go mon amour??

:-4

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:53 am**

A map Miss M found while in jail,

It's written partly in braille,

She wants to know,

If Monkey will go,

In search for the Holy Quail?

:driving:

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:34 pm**

4rum wrote: It was sad that this couldn't last

Monkey lived up to his past

Caught with a showgirl

Now he has no girl

And his willy she left in a cast

If we're researching history

This may clear up the mystery

Pleas relate

To post 38

In exuberance you may have missed me

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:02 pm**

Samantha wrote: A map Miss M found while in jail,

It's written partly in braille,

She wants to know,

If Monkey will go,

In search for the Holy Quail?

:driving:

The bird in the burning bush???

Probably just needs a flush

Take a pointer

Just anoint 'er

With a refreshing vinegar douche

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:19 pm**

4rum wrote: The bird in the burning bush???

Probably just needs a flush

Take a pointer

Just anoint 'er

With a refreshing vinegar douche

ewwwwwwwww

:-5

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:22 pm**

4rum wrote: It was sad that this couldn't last

Monkey lived up to his past

Caught with a showgirl

Now he has no girl

And his willy she left in a cast

I don't see the word "divorce,"

You must be clearer, of course,

There weren't any papers,

To stop all these capers,

Miss Monkey still has no remorse!!

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:25 pm**

I really don't care what they do,

Both of them lie up the wazoo,

If not for those two,

I wouldn't have met you,

For a night of romance we're past due.

:-4

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:39 am**

You're right as usual it seems

Time for this thread to steam

For when I wake

The vision you make

Is that of the girl of my dreams

woo-hoo

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:38 am**

Sometimes your just too sweet,

Some steaming will be a treat,

First let us dine,

On chocolate and wine,

Then get set for some heat!

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Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:52 am**

Samantha wrote: Sometimes your just too sweet,

Some steaming will be a treat,

First let us dine,

On chocolate and wine,

Then get set for some heat!

Well dust off them erogenous zones

Practice your most wanton moans

Chug down some wine

Then while we recline

I'll jump them wonderful bones :yh_drool

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:43 am**

To hear this makes me excited,

If you jump, I'd be most delighted,

We spend too much time,

Keepin' Monkies in line,

I hope, to keep us united!!

:-6

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Posted: **Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:45 am**

Samantha wrote: To hear this makes me excited,

If you jump, I'd be most delighted,

We spend too much time,

Keepin' Monkies in line,

I hope, to keep us united!!

:-6

OK then... let's get to jumpin'

Can you hear that ol' head board a thumpin?

'Scuse us folks...

...break in the jokes

Cain't ya'll watch tv or sumpin'?:yh_drool

Posted: **Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:05 am**

4rum wrote: OK then... let's get to jumpin'

Can you hear that ol' head board a thumpin?

'Scuse us folks...

...break in the jokes

Cain't ya'll watch tv or sumpin'?:yh_drool

You chased me all over the place,

To the porch and the garden we raced,

Now I'm all tired,

And you are still wired,

Your performace will n'er be replaced.

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Posted: **Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:01 pm**

Samantha wrote: You chased me all over the place,

To the porch and the garden we raced,

Now I'm all tired,

And you are still wired,

Your performace will n'er be replaced.

:yh_blush I'm unaccustomed to such flattery

But you're hotter than Lady Chatterly

Just like o'l Bob

I 'rose' to the job

Didn't even have to change batteries:yh_rotfl

Posted: **Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:16 pm**

Let me tell you 'bout bob,

He certainly does the job,

Won't leave up the seat,

Won't go out and cheat,

In 10 years, he won't be a blob!

(nothing could replace YOU though) :-4

Posted: **Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:55 pm**

A "two-fer" fills monkey with glee

He chugs 'em down happily

A couple of rounds

An' he can be found

In the boys room takin' a pee

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Posted: **Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:22 pm**

Miss Monkey is hot on the trail,

She's in search for the Holy quail,

She got her a map,

And a traveling chap,

Tomorrow they'll be set to sail.

Posted: **Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:12 pm**

Well monkey bids 'em a bon voyage

But he's busy with his own entourage

Intoxicated

It may be belated

Can't back the car from the garage....:yh_party

Posted: **Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:30 am**

Miss Monkey has bid him farewell,

She thinks her plan is just swell,

If she finds treasure,

Twill be beyond measure,

Says Monkey can just go to hell!

Posted: **Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:34 am**

Chuckles and Hope are just mad,

They've no longer a mum or a dad,

They've now been deserted,

Because they're perverted,

For parents, they'll take out an add.

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:56 am**

Ahhhhhhhh........ for some well deserved leisure

Monkey will define his own treasure

His search for riches

Will keep you in stitches

His wealth is measured in pleasure

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:25 am**

While Monkey was taking a snooze,

The twins came and stole all his booze,

They drank all his whiskey,

Then they got friskey,

Their faces again made the news!

Posted: **Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:58 am**

Those twins are certainly bold

They may face danger untold

When 'likker' is missed

Monkey gets pissed

The twins may not get very old

Posted: **Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:03 am**

An orn'ry curmudgeon named 4rum

Had nibbles but no place to store 'em

He gave them away

To the gal of the day

Seems Samantha was waiting for 'em:yh_bigsmi

Posted: **Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:53 am**

4rum wrote: An orn'ry curmudgeon named 4rum

Had nibbles but no place to store 'em

He gave them away

To the gal of the day

Seems Samantha was waiting for 'em:yh_bigsmi

Those nibbles Sammie likes alot,

They really really make her hot,

Just don't tease her,

Less you aim to please her,

She'll take 4rum and all he's got!

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Posted: **Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:57 am**

Miss Monkey was having a ball,

Following her map and all,

The "X" marked the desert,

She went for dessert,

Was having a chocolate withdrawal!

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Posted: **Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:05 pm**

Samantha wrote: Those nibbles Sammie likes alot,

They really really make her hot,

Just don't tease her,

Less you aim to please her,

She'll take 4rum and all he's got!

Just to set your mind at ease

My nibbles are surely meant to tease

Tease an' please

By degrees

Till you're shakey at the knees

Posted: **Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:53 pm**

At last my knees gave out,

I'm wobbling all about,

I'm wearing a smile,

As wide as a mile,

When you're ready again, just shout!

Posted: **Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:57 pm**

Miss Monkey's all full of vim,

But her traveling chap is grim,

The map said go east,

Til they found the "beast"

Right now they both need to swim!!

Posted: **Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:23 am**

The Holy Quail's in sight,

They must pass the "beast" tonight,

They'll give it a try,

And hope they don't fry,

It's a fiery beast alright!!

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Posted: **Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:34 am**

The twins want their drivers permit,

Will Monkey help them with it?

Their mom is away,

So she has no say,

They just want to be legit!

Posted: **Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:03 pm**

Samantha wrote: The twins want their drivers permit,

Will Monkey help them with it?

Their mom is away,

So she has no say,

They just want to be legit!

Monkey says:

The monkeys are driving... oh my! :driving:

Kiss your insurance good bye:yh_kiss

First one that wrecks

I'll break his neck:yh_pray

On that, you can rely!!!

Posted: **Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:12 pm**

Samantha wrote: At last my knees gave out,

I'm wobbling all about,

I'm wearing a smile,

As wide as a mile,

When you're ready again, just shout!

Woo-hoo... let me lay this on the table

I'm ready, willing and able

This ol' cayuse

Will rock your caboose

So trot on by the stable:-4

Posted: **Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:45 pm**

Dear 4rum,

What's a cayuse??

:-4

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Posted: **Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:56 pm**

Samantha wrote: Dear 4rum,

What's a cayuse??

:-4

Cayuse is a common name given a cowboys horse.

Seems you know what a caboose is :yh_drool