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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:57 am
by chrisb84uk
Ahhh it's this evil, evil thread again, thought I had seen the end of this hahaha.

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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:28 am
by chonsigirl
Fa-la-la.........................:)

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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:14 am
by Wolverine
Rudolph the Red Nose raindeer,

had a very shiny nose.

And if you ever saw him,

you would even say it glows.

All of the other raindeer,

used to LAUGH and call him NAMES.

They wouldn't LET poor Rudolph,

join in any raindeer GAMES.

Then one frosty Christmas eve...

Rudolph lost it.

He could'nt take anymore of the torment and humiliation.

The intolerance and critisism of his unique feature.

A life of pain and anguish, a life of hell, needed to end. And Rudolph had to end it.

Yes, he did polish his horns that night.

The spell of RAGE and INSANITY overtook him for several hours.

He went in to Santa's house....and yes, he did lash him with his own whip.

The whip that had been used on poor Rudolph so many times before.

This man who had allowed all the abuse by the other raindeer to go on for all these years.

He needed to pay.

And Rudolph took him out.

Along with several Elves, who tried to thwart him.

Then Rudolph grabbed Santa's semi-automatic, "special toy".

He went into the barn where the other deer were.....

And there would BE no more mockery....there would BE no more rejection.

Rudolph blew them away.

And yes, he decapitated Prancer, because PRANCER had always been EXTRA snotty, encouraging the others to begin their cruelty and ruthless insults.... such as "Rudolph....the Red Nosed Freak".

So I ask you.....ladies and gentalmen of the jury....is this sweet, glowing little wide eyed face that of a cold blooded killer?

Or of an innocent creature....abused from the day he was ripped from his mothers hooves...and forced into slavery. To be verbally bashed, neglected, and isolated....everyday of his life....and who JUST COULD'NT TAKE IT ANYMORE.

Ladies and gentalmen of the jury.....I rest my case.


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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:29 am
by chonsigirl
*sitting in the jury and blowing kisses at Wolfy*

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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:39 am
by Wolverine
things to do during the holidays...

Dress up like St. Nick or some other X-mas charactor. Make the outfit look filthy and burned. Put on some fake wound make-up. Take a bottle of Jack Daniels, and go wandering around various places ranting and raving loudly about whatever you wish. Use lots of curse words.

Get into the tree lot at night and spray paint "COMMIES MUST DIE", on all the trees.

Sit at home and make little voodoo dolls from everyday objects you have lying around, then give them to people for gifts(wrap them in the sunday comics).

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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:35 pm
by Chookie

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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:01 pm
by Wolverine
Chookie;472341 wrote:


YEAY!!!!!!!!!

hey LC, the army is growing!!!

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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:55 pm
by papaboo951
LMAO, this thread reminds me of my late father. A really great guy and ass-hole.










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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:37 pm
by lady cop
you calling scrooge an a$$hat?? ;)

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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:26 am
by Wolverine
lady cop;472403 wrote: you calling scrooge an a$$hat?? ;)


i do believe she's talking crap, LC. and it's directed at you.

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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:19 pm
by Chookie
chonsigirl;471897 wrote: Fa-la-la.........................:)
Deck the balls with bows of holly?



Would that not be a bit prickly?

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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:20 pm
by Lulu2
No--deck the halls with Santa's balls! :wah:

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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:08 pm
by dubs
My name is Dubs, and I am a Bah Humbug-er!:thinking:

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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:12 pm
by lady cop
dubs;473270 wrote: My name is Dubs, and I am a Bah Humbug-er!:thinking:welcome! grab a stale fruitcake and prepare to engage the enemy! :D

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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:15 pm
by Lulu2
Yes, it's that time of year again! A vocal group of Christians is complaining loudly that they can't put up a nativity scene in their local PUBLIC park! Countless churches and private yards are available, of course, but these people are now declaring that "Christmas is under attack!"

Riiiiiight! I think a stale fruitcake trashing is in order here.....lemme' at 'em!

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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:18 pm
by dubs
I've got a special ops mission LC....There are several 7ft inflateable santas appeared in my neighbourhood.......I have a BB gun!...Back later;)

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:57 pm
by lady cop
ok crew...i found these annoying orphans singing Christmas carols...i say we pelt them with snowballs! heh heh

Attached files

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:08 pm
by WyrdJesan
I hate christmas! Yes yes that's right I hate it so much! Bah Humbug times infinity!!!!

The only feeling that I get from the season is anxiety.

The music is horrible. Why is Santa getting laid in every song?!

I can't go near the mall without gagging!

I exclaim my dislike of this silly silly holliday!

But I'll still take the day off. :P

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:16 pm
by chonsigirl
Fa-la-la.......................

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:31 pm
by abbey
chonsigirl;474266 wrote: Fa-la-la.......................la-la-la-la

:p

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:34 pm
by chonsigirl
Frosty the Snowman............................


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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:35 pm
by lady cop
may all your Christmas cards come 'postage due'.:p

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:37 pm
by chonsigirl
La-la-la...............................

*looking for mistletoe*


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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:47 pm
by abbey


La-la-la-la




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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:05 pm
by lady cop
:D

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:24 pm
by Lulu2
"Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses? Let them go there!"

From the immortal Ebeneezer Scrooge.

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:31 pm
by chonsigirl
Let's see that smile, Scrooge....................


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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:15 pm
by Lulu2
"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every 25th of December...."

E.S.

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:25 pm
by Lulu2
"veiled threats" sounds like something I'd've seen in Jordan.

:wah:

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:49 pm
by Lulu2
:wah:

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:01 pm
by lady cop
:yh_angel :yh_angel :yh_angel

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:17 pm
by chonsigirl
That is cute, Scrooge............................

Fa-la-la..................

Had to get one more Fa-la-la-ing in before bed..........................:wah:

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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:11 am
by lady cop
:cool:



The design for a beer bottle label from Shelton Brothers for Santa's Butt Winter Porter.



PORTLAND, Maine — A :siteSearch('beer');">beer distributor says Maine is being a Scrooge by barring it from selling a beer with a label depicting Santa Claus enjoying a pint of brew.

In a complaint filed in federal court, :siteSearch('Shelton Brothers');">Shelton Brothers accuses the Maine Bureau of Liquor Enforcement of censorship for denying applications for labels for :siteSearch('Santa's Butt Winter Porter');">Santa's Butt Winter Porter and two other beers it wants to sell in Maine.

The dispute recalls a similar squabble last year when Connecticut told Shelton Brothers it had problems with its Seriously Bad Elf ale.

"Last year it was elves. This year it's Santa. Maybe next year it'll be reindeer," said Daniel Shelton, owner of the company in Belchertown, Mass.

The lawsuit, filed Thursday, contends the state's action violates the First Amendment by censoring artistic expression.

But the state says it's within its rights. The label with Santa might appeal to children, said Maine State Police Lt. Patrick Fleming. The other two labels are considered inappropriate because they show bare-breasted women.

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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:23 am
by chonsigirl
I'm getting my tree out today..........................:)

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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:26 am
by lady cop
chonsigirl;474588 wrote: I'm getting my tree out today..........................:)may all it's needles fall out. :D

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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:32 am
by chonsigirl
Fa-la-la....................

:)


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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:33 am
by Marie5656
chonsigirl;474591 wrote: Fa-la-la....................

:)

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....la la...la la la la.

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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:35 am
by Marie5656
How is this...I do not decorate at all. I have not put out a decoration in years.

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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:48 am
by Mustang


Bah-humbug! :D

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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:34 pm
by lady cop

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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:46 pm
by Fibonacci
:-2

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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:06 pm
by nvalleyvee
Bah Humbug!!!!!!!!!! Bah Humbug!!!!!!!!!! Bah Humbug!!!!!!!!!! Bah Humbug!!!!!!!!!! Bah Humbug!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:41 am
by Chookie

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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:50 am
by Lulu2
May the needles of a thousand over-dry pine trees attach themselves to your carpet!