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*thinking, oops, I must blab too much too!*:wah:

Arnold, allow me to recommend this book

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Uncle Kram wrote: Arnold, allow me to recommend this book :Dwas'nt Amy Turtle in Crossroads?

abbey wrote: was'nt Amy Turtle in Crossroads?


yes Abbey - she was portrayed by the inimitable Ann George, for whom I had turtle respect when she came out of her shell

ArnoldLayne wrote: OMG Amy Turtle had to turn to specialist pornography after her Crossroads career was sidelined. Are there any other characters lurking within its pages ? Like Benny in a gimp mask ( oh no he already wore one LOL) :wah: Carlos the Chef tied up and spanked with his own spatulas, while Shooie McFee talks dirty to him


And I thought Mr Lovejoy was played by William Avenall, but it turned out to be Ian McShane :wah:

Archie Gimps :yh_rotfl

SnoozeControl wrote: Ian McShane's in "Deadwood" ... he's pretty damn hot for an old guy. :yh_drool


He was a pretty good Judas in Jeez of Nazareth, but more importantly, his dad played for Manchester United

ArnoldLayne wrote: Do you have a little electronic device for creating awful puns. Like the crossword or sudoku thingies.

* Uncle Kram types in the words Crossroads and total, then presses return. A whole list of rhymes, puns and stunningly bad wordplay examples is displayed on the screen * :wah:


Yes - It's the innovative Pun Boy 3

pizza

large

thin crust

pepperoni

call now

SnoozeControl wrote: Arnold just told me his ass resembles Alaska. I have to wonder about all the little pine trees he must have poking out and how uncomfortable that is when he sits down.


"Ouch! - sounds extremely pineful" said Dick Van Dyke in his pseudo-Cockney accent

It's Saturday here! :-6

The Cost of Freedom is on in 15 minutes. Gotta get my financial hat on.

AC's favorite show-my husband always used to watch that faithfully and some of the other ones every weekend.

chonsigirl wrote: AC's favorite show-my husband always used to watch that faithfully and some of the other ones every weekend.
A new fav ya'll might enjoy. Mad Money on CNBC daily at 4pm eastern. The guy's a riot. :wah:

I have never seen that one-there has been football programs on at the time lately............................

*losing control of the remote, like I ever had it!*

february comes in 2 or 3 days.

Thursday is Groundhog's Day.

How long will you be gone mrsK? Going any place exciting?

chonsigirl wrote: Thursday is Groundhog's Day.



:)That means all the groundhogs'll be off. Better call in temps.

chonsigirl wrote: Thursday is Groundhog's Day.
Stew Day. Yum.

They're too cute to eat............................

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chonsigirl wrote: They're too cute to eat............................


i'm sure someone said the same thing about kangeroos at one point but that hasn't seemed to stop anyone putting our national emblem on the barbie.

That's sad. Kangaroos are cute.

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chonsigirl wrote: That's sad. Kangaroos are cute.


esspecially when there munching away at the food in your hand at a zoo.

Alfred wrote: i'm sure someone said the same thing about kangeroos at one point...
Squirrels, rabbit and possum too. Ye Ha..... road-kill. :driving:

mrsK wrote: I will be gone for a week & I am of to Melbourne to see my best friend,who I have know for 40 yrs.Her son is getting married & he is a very good mate of mine as well ,I practically bought him up from when he was a young kid & I refer to him as my adopted son.

I can't wait to see them again:-6 :-6


I hope you have a smashing time MrsK

Have a great time, mrsk!:)

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Nomad wrote: Did Adam and Eve have navels?


Yep, they sure did....

they got them from the Florida orange groves! :p

Nomad wrote: Did Adam and Eve have navels?




Yes, duuhh. :-5

God had to check to see if they were done. Where do you think the gesture with the Pillsbury Dough Boy came from?

:wah: :wah:

MESSAGE FOR PINA ARENA...

Could you please clear your pm box.

Thankyou :-6

My dog can hear cicada larva in the ground. Then he digs them up and eats them.

Needless to say, there's not a lot of cicadas in my yard and I miss them.

Silly pooch. Of course, he also drinks Bar-be-que water so. . . .

BBQ water? Is it hickory smoked?

BBQ water, smoked water, steamed water, raw water, water sandwiches.

yum.

Why do they make you schedule all the traumitizing doctor's appointments on your birthday. I know it's day that you'll always remember. But why? Who wants to wake up on their birthday and celebrate with a mammogram or visit to the proctologist.



Ok I'll admit I spend time pondering the wierdest things.

I'm not advocating you don't have your yearly exam, I think it's important. Just wondering why the torture on a day that's supposed to be fun.