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buttercup wrote: open my eyes

the best thing in life is
revenge"

Ike turned around his small cell, closed his eyes & raised his fists to the ceiling.

"As god is my witness i'll_____

February_Stormz wrote: Never use rat poison on my wife again.

It is a known fact that Coke will clean rust out of a toilet.

I wonder what would happen if Coke was used to ___________.


clean off the silverware.

I asked the maids to go and fetch_________________________

kensloft wrote: clean off the silverware.

I asked the maids to go and fetch_________________________


dog from the yard as he had mud on his paws, tulips in his mouth and_______________________________________________

February_Stormz wrote: food on his mind. He jumped through the doggy door, into the house and onto the ______________________________.
table, and ate a whole dish of caviar i'd prepared for_______

the president and his wife who _____________________________

devist8me wrote: the president and his wife who _____________________________
were in town to attend the grand opening of the________

abbey wrote: were in town to attend the grand opening of the________
of the local Walmart.

Once the ribbon was cut they decided____________________

kensloft wrote: of the local Walmart.

Once the ribbon was cut they decided____________________
to do a little shopping"

Ladycop did'nt like the look of the 1st Lady and so decided to follow her.

"I can always tell a shoplifter when i see one!"

She muttered as she ducked out of sight behind the_______

February_Stormz wrote: stuffed animals in the kids department. Then another suspicious looking person walked by with a large, slightly puffy, abnormally shaped _________________
hump!

LC escorted the sheepish humped man to the managers office.

"Take off your coat & show me your hump now, and don't look at me in that lecherous way scumbag, i only ever wear Spandex undercover!"

The guy slowly began to peel his coat off to reveal______

abbey wrote: hump!

LC escorted the sheepish humped man to the managers office.

"Take off your coat & show me your hump now, and don't look at me in that lecherous way scumbag, i only ever wear Spandex undercover!"

The guy slowly began to peel his coat off to reveal______
an enormous growth in the shape of a shopping bag.

Even lady cop gasped when she saw____________________

kensloft wrote: an enormous growth in the shape of a shopping bag.

Even lady cop gasped when she saw____________________
the deformity. Noting the late hour she left for home. I couldn't resist following her. As she wheeled into her driveway I slowly passed and was shocked to see a twin! TWO L.C's passing as ONE! The 2nd one spotted me and___________

David813 wrote: the deformity. Noting the late hour she left for home. I couldn't resist following her. As she wheeled into her driveway I slowly passed and was shocked to see a twin! TWO L.C's passing as ONE! The 2nd one spotted me and___________
hopped into the car with her twin to give chase.

I immediately turned the first corner to discover that____________________

kensloft wrote: hopped into the car with her twin to give chase.

I immediately turned the first corner to discover that____________________
I'd LOST them both! I accelerated and whizzed straight out of town with a big grin on my face. I wasn't going to stop now. Right then the car started________

David813 wrote: I'd LOST them both! I accelerated and whizzed straight out of town with a big grin on my face. I wasn't going to stop now. Right then the car started________


flying.

I screamed as I was afraid of where the car________________

Woah -- is this "complete the SENTENCE".. or "continue the STORY"??? :-2 LOL

I ready the first couple pages.. then skipped to the last and thougth I went to a new thread.. :p (hee-heee) Just teasing you guys...

I guess I'll wait until your story is finished....

Porpoise wrote: flying.

I screamed as I was afraid of where the car________________
was going and if i'd crash!

I heard a boom, looked to the left and saw a fighter plane waving me down, i looked beneath me & saw _______

abbey wrote: was going and if i'd crash!

I heard a boom, looked to the left and saw a fighter plane waving me down, i looked beneath me & saw _______


the 2 lady cops, guns drawn awaiting my landing.

I couldn't veer because the jet_____________________

(ladybug, finish the sentence and then start another for the next to answer)

abbey wrote: was going and if i'd crash!

I heard a boom, looked to the left and saw a fighter plane waving me down, i looked beneath me & saw _______
Three blind mice and half a kipper. Suddenly it became clear. The_________

.....thought of continuing the journey or turn around and go back, but suddenly an overwhelming thought occured to me and I____________________

leaflets about butter and vitamin D popped out. She decided to________

ArnoldLayne wrote: ....put them in an envelope and send them to her great Uncle Kram, who was a world renowned butter pamphlet collector. She was sure he didnt have this one. She licked the stamp and.....


and said, "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter," she then decided to book a flight to Fresno to hook up with Fabio when_______________________________________

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: and said, "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter," she then decided to book a flight to Fresno to hook up with Fabio when_______________________________________


...the plane did a sudden u-turn and ended up in Heathrow UK cos the pilot had been...........

Clipper wrote: promised a date with Aussie Pam and he didn't give a damn about airline schedules. Upon landing the pilot.......


was in for a pleasant surprise. He was delighted to see .........

Clipper wrote: promised a date with Aussie Pam and he didn't give a damn about airline schedules. Upon landing the pilot.......


it became clear that he should have worn warmer clothes and at least something on his feet ...........:-3

Sherrinvale wrote: it became clear that he should have worn warmer clothes and at least something on his feet ...........:-3


so he rushed into the airplane hangar and searched around for a pair of boots. While he was looking around he suddenly......

Astra wrote: so he rushed into the airplane hangar and searched around for a pair of boots. While he was looking around he suddenly......
was appraoched by four men wearing black suits and dark sunglasses....

mrsK wrote: They asked him to stand still,lift his hands in the air and..........


Do the hoky poky and turn himself around 'cos.........

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: Do the hoky poky and turn himself around 'cos.........




....He said Go to hell!

Suresh Gupta wrote: ....He said Go to hell! prev good,BUMP up da VOL on t oldies IMHO
....as their partner commenced licking his toes. AAAAH , I'll talk gggasp... ! I'll tell you anything JUST MAKE THAT DOG STOP!!!

THe _______ is............


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