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Carolly;858275 wrote: Aint tellin:p


I need to clean out my bedroom closet and get rid of stuff.

I like my leeks with cheese sauce. Mmm mm

Clodhopper;858279 wrote: I like my leeks with cheese sauce. Mmm mm


Leeks are also good in soup or stews.

Clodhopper;858279 wrote: I like my leeks with cheese sauce. Mmm mm
You wouldn't like my leak with cheese sauce fgs:-3

Carolly;858286 wrote: You wouldn't like my leak with cheese sauce fgs:-3


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;858286 wrote: You wouldn't like my leak with cheese sauce fgs:-3


Make the cheese sauce a bit thick, apply it to your problem leak, and when it cools it should plug the leak nicely.

Good heavens. Am I the only one with any practical sense round here?

Tip: Don't offer to pay your plumber in leeks.

Clodhopper;858290 wrote: Make the cheese sauce a bit thick, apply it to your problem leak, and when it cools it should plug the leak nicely.

Good heavens. Am I the only one with any practical sense round here?

Tip: Don't offer to pay your plumber in leeks.


:wah:My husband is a plumber and has been paid several times with canned tomatoes.

qsducks;858292 wrote: :wah:My husband is a plumber and has been paid several times with canned tomatoes.


At what velocity?:wah:

Tip amended: Don't offer to pay your plumber in leeks, except in Philadelphia.

Clodhopper;858290 wrote: Make the cheese sauce a bit thick, apply it to your problem leak, and when it cools it should plug the leak nicely.

Good heavens. Am I the only one with any practical sense round here?

Tip: Don't offer to pay your plumber in leeks.Can I use semi skimmed milk:-3ere yer dead clever aint you:-2

Clodhopper;858296 wrote: At what velocity?:wah:

Tip amended: Don't offer to pay your plumber in leeks, except in Philadelphia.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people give him.

qsducks;858292 wrote: :wah:My husband is a plumber and has been paid several times with canned tomatoes.Well get him round here then woman:-5:-5You can buy the ticket but Im worth it:rolleyes::D

Carolly;858301 wrote: Well get him round here then woman:-5:-5You can buy the ticket but Im worth it:rolleyes::D


That's the dude whose piccy I sent to you. I'm sure he'd be glad to come over:D

Mental picture: qsdrake rushing down the stairs in a hail of tins of tomatoes. Voice from above: "...and don't come back!"

qsducks;858300 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people give him.:-3:rolleyes:

qsducks;858303 wrote: That's the dude whose piccy I sent to you. I'm sure he'd be glad to come over:D
:guitarist:guitarist:D;)

Carolly;858306 wrote: :-3:rolleyes:


Around Christmas they tip him nicely. Put in a stove for some lady and she tipped him $100.00 which went right into my pocket:D.:-4

Cloddy, he never has call backs.:p Get's the job done right.

(groans) we're back on toyboys, aren't we?

(primly): If you girls could haul your minds out of your knickers for just one moment, Carrolly's got a leak. Er, let me rephrase that.

Hope6;854143 wrote: What do you like to do with the dirt JJ?:wah::wah::wah::wah:




i like getting the dirt on people!

Clodhopper;858310 wrote: (groans) we're back on toyboys, aren't we?

(primly): If you girls could haul your minds out of your knickers for just one moment, Carrolly's got a leak. Er, let me rephrase that.


At least he's my boytoy:D:-4

Clodhopper;858310 wrote: (groans) we're back on toyboys, aren't we?

(primly): If you girls could haul your minds out of your knickers for just one moment, Carrolly's got a leak. Er, let me rephrase that.Oops sorry:(ere what shall I have for dinner to nightwe are talking a big bebate ye know:rolleyes:

qsducks;858313 wrote: At least he's my boytoy:D:-4Schhhhh behave

jones jones;858312 wrote: i like getting the dirt on people!
Hope yer books big enough for mine:rolleyes:

Carolly;858321 wrote: Hope yer books big enough for mine:rolleyes:


Get Jj to read you his take on you and your guy's zodiac signs.

I was only having you on pussycat ... i know you met the beatles and i am soooo envious .. as for the others ... i was just teasing ...

Jj

jones jones;858325 wrote: wot? and innocent pussycat like you can't have no dirt!

then again you did know the beatles ... the stones ... the searchers ... the animals ... marianne faithfull ... cilla black ... peter and gordon ... the kinks ...

procol harem ... the moody blues ... the hollies ... the rockin berries ...

have i missed anyone out?


The Who

jones jones;858325 wrote: wot? and innocent pussycat like you can't have no dirt!

then again you did know the beatles ... the stones ... the searchers ... the animals ... marianne faithfull ... cilla black ... peter and gordon ... the kinks ...

procol harem ... the moody blues ... the hollies ... the rockin berries ...

have i missed anyone out?NO I BLEEDIN DID NOT MOUTH ALL MIGHTY:-5All I did was to meet the Beatles Drama Queen:rolleyes:.....mind you I will be seeing some of those you mention at the 60s week where Im going in 2 weeks:pSarcy Git!

Watching Eastenders;)

Now watching.......dunno but its rubbish:(

i gotta unload me car:-5:-5

First sign of madness is talking to yerself.......oh so what.:-3

Wonder why they call people whose name is Elizabeth, Betty

Wonder why when you put socks in a washing machine one always goes missing

and jesus died to save us all



if that does not kill the thread nothing will

amen

Wonder how a frog and a pig a can talk like Hermit and Miss Piggy does

Carolly;858359 wrote: Wonder how a frog and a pig a can talk like Hermit and Miss Piggy does


i think you mean Kermit

Wonder why I cant do certain games in the Arcade:-5:-5:sneaky:

el guapo;858360 wrote: i think you mean KermitNa I meant his brother:rolleyes::p

Wonder why Im here:-3

Carolly;858362 wrote: Na I meant his brother:rolleyes::p


is he sleeping with miss piggy

el guapo;858364 wrote: is he sleeping with miss piggyCourse he bleedin is;)

Im gonna have some scampi in a minute:D

Carolly;858365 wrote: Course he bleedin is;)


o my miss piggy

el guapo;858367 wrote: o my miss piggyshes a tart

Carolly;858368 wrote: shes a tart


or a porker

el guapo;858370 wrote: or a porkerI like pork

Carolly;858372 wrote: I like pork


so ya piggy sexual

el guapo;858373 wrote: so ya piggy sexual
am I:-3

Carolly;858375 wrote: am I:-3


you tell me

el guapo;858376 wrote: you tell mewould if i knew what the bleedin ell yer going on about:rolleyes::p

Carolly;858378 wrote: would if i knew what the bleedin ell yer going on about:rolleyes::p


i wish i knew too