Demented Wishes Game

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:35 am

theia wrote:

I wish I could get the hang of this game (this is my first attempt and I'm still not sure I've cracked it)GRANTED...you cracked the game but everyone's bored with it and does'nt play anymore. :-1

I wish i had'nt defrosted the freezer yesterday and done my back in.

theia · Post by **theia** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:39 am

abbey wrote: GRANTED...you cracked the game but everyone's bored with it and does'nt play anymore. :-1

I wish i had'nt defrosted the freezer yesterday and done my back in.

Granted. You didn't. But it was so choked up it defrosted itself. All over the floor.

I wish I hadn't scored so highly on the vain game

(Am I getting there with this :-3 )

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:48 am

theia wrote: .

I wish I hadn't scored so highly on the vain game

(Am I getting there with this :-3 )Yep.

GRANTED...Instead you scored a big fat zero, decided to do something about it, and will now go out of the house in nothing less than a tiara.

I wish i had a new mop to mop up the water on my kitchen floor, for some reason my fridge defrosted itself! but hey my back's better :wah:

Skeeter · Post by **Skeeter** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:04 am

Cass wrote: Granted, because you spelled "wasn't" incorrectly anyway

(Der Wulf... only answer the last post...

you don't have to answer all of them LOL )

I wish I had a bigger bust
okay, granted...your new name is June and you got so big you 'busted' out all over.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:57 am

abbey wrote: Yep.

GRANTED...Instead you scored a big fat zero, decided to do something about it, and will now go out of the house in nothing less than a tiara.

I wish i had a new mop to mop up the water on my kitchen floor, for some reason my fridge defrosted itself! but hey my back's better :wah:
*pop* New mop! Half as absorbent as your old one, so it takes twice as long and makes your back hurt. Sorry.

I wish I was a better mechanic.

Porpoise · Post by **Porpoise** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:11 pm

Accountable wrote: *pop* New mop! Half as absorbent as your old one, so it takes twice as long and makes your back hurt. Sorry.

I wish I was a better mechanic.

Granted, but you don't have any cars to fix.

I wish I had straight hair.

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:48 pm

Poof! Granted! That's a nice straight hare stretched out in front of you.

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:21 am

Valerie100 wrote: Poof! Granted! That's a nice straight hare stretched out in front of you.

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.
The UN just announced a new daylight savings scheme. Hours are now 30 minutes long so people can work 16 hours a day without getting over-tired.

I wish I had a magic carpet.

Porpoise · Post by **Porpoise** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:38 am

Accountable wrote: The UN just announced a new daylight savings scheme. Hours are now 30 minutes long so people can work 16 hours a day without getting over-tired.

I wish I had a magic carpet.

Granted. That's the only way you can get around now. Cars, bicycles, buses, planes, motorcycles, skates, and skateboards no longer exist.

I wish I didn't have to write an essay for college.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:07 am

Porpoise wrote: Granted. That's the only way you can get around now. Cars, bicycles, buses, planes, motorcycles, skates, and skateboards no longer exist.

I wish I didn't have to write an essay for college.

Granted essay idea changed to a 10 chapter technical book that you have to write.

I wish insurance companies would go to ****

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:13 am

minks wrote: Granted essay idea changed to a 10 chapter technical book that you have to write.

I wish insurance companies would go to ****

Granted. They have. Shame about that massive claim you were about to make

I wish I didn't like cake so much

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:39 am

pompom wrote: Granted, cake stinks, it really makes you puke:yh_sick

Now you've discovered you're allergic to every other kind of food.

I wish I had loadsa money.

Granted the grand canyon is filled with your money, only problem being, we no longer use money, we use the barter system.

I wish it was sunny and warm today and could last til next March.

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:45 am

pompom wrote: Granted, sunny and warm for the next 6 months.

Shame about the drought though, the rivers, streams and reservoirs have dried up and bottled water has to be imported from wet, wet, wet uk at prices that you can't afford.

I wish I were 20 years younger.

Granted. You are now 20 years younger. Wearing the same clothes that you are wearing now. Could be a problem, dependent on your present age

I wish everybody liked me

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:14 pm

Kitty grows up to be a big lion, that takes a sizable chunk out of your leg.

I wish I could go to the Moon.........................

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:26 pm

pompom wrote: OK - you go to the moon.

It's made of green cheese, you hate cheese especially green cheese. You orbit this great lump of cheese for eternity.

I wish I could ice-skate.

You can. But you become so obsessed with your new found skill that you can do nothing else. You practice turns and moves and things constantly. You "ice skate" everywhere and can talk of nothing else. At all.

I wish I could fly

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:04 pm

You get your wings, and start off at a nice clip, then forgot that it is molting season, and you're grounded!

I wish I could sleep all day long.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:09 pm

chonsigirl wrote: I wish I could sleep all day long.

Granted. You're a bat. :yh_bigsmi (Sorry, Chonsi, couldn't resist. I don't wish you were a bat.

)

I wish all trolls would croak.

orangesox1 · Post by **orangesox1** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:56 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. You're a bat. :yh_bigsmi (Sorry, Chonsi, couldn't resist. I don't wish you were a bat.

)

I wish all trolls would croak.

Granted, all trolls croak, but they come banging on your door now.

I wish when I got up in a morning my makeup applied itself while I sat here chatting.

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:13 pm

orangesox1 wrote: Granted, all trolls croak, but they come banging on your door now.

I wish when I got up in a morning my makeup applied itself while I sat here chatting.

It does. But it doesn't know the difference between mouth and eyes and always muddles the two

I wish I wasn't so tired this morning

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:07 am

granted....but you are stuck in the jurassic era................................i wish i could swim in the ocean depths without all that SCUBA gear, just free.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:03 am

lady cop wrote: granted....but you are stuck in the jurassic era................................i wish i could swim in the ocean depths without all that SCUBA gear, just free.
Granted. You look really good for a giant squid.... really.

I wish I was a good cook.

Skeeter · Post by **Skeeter** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:05 am

abbey wrote: GRANTED.. You'll need a pair of binoculars to see him at the same game to flaunt it, cos he won the super lottery and bought the Superbowl.

I wish slimfast shakes did'nt taste like crap.
GRANTED; They taste like Slimfast...yuk !

I wish I had everything I wanted

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:08 am

Skeeter wrote: I wish I had everything I wanted
Granted. You have everything you ever wanted and are crushed in the ensuing avalanche.

I wish my scoot was running.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:20 pm

pompom wrote:

I wish I had a large house in the countryGRANTED..You now own a mansion in the middle of Iraq (ya did'nt say which country)

I wish i could stay awake to watch Lost.:yh_tired

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:17 am

abbey wrote: GRANTED..You now own a mansion in the middle of Iraq (ya did'nt say which country)

I wish i could stay awake to watch Lost.:yh_tired

You did. And it was the most disappointing episode ever, not worth the effort or the tiredness you're feeling today.

(of course that may/may not have come true. :-3 )

I wish I had a photographic memory

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:17 pm

pompom wrote: You got it - you remember every last detail of every littlest thing. Your brain can't take this overload of minutiae, you dearly wish you hadn't wished.

I wish every wish I made that came true turned out to my advantage.

Granted. But you can't believe your luck and live in constant fear that it will change. And of course this means you don't enjoy the advantages. At all.

I wish I had the courage to dye my hair wedgwood blue

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:26 pm

pompom wrote: Your hair couldn't be more wedgewood, you are thrilled.

As the day progresses your hair gets tangled up with (blue?

) birds who fly in to your coiffure thinking you are the sky. Bad luck

I wish I had good legs.

Granted. They are so good and well behaved that they wait for you to tell them each time you want them to move for you. And because they are so good and so demure, you sometimes have to ask them twice. And so it takes you absolutely ages to go anywhere.. and people wonder why you are talking to your legs, constantly.

I wish I made more sense

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:45 pm

theia wrote: Granted. They are so good and well behaved that they wait for you to tell them each time you want them to move for you. And because they are so good and so demure, you sometimes have to ask them twice. And so it takes you absolutely ages to go anywhere.. and people wonder why you are talking to your legs, constantly.

I wish I made more sense

Granted, everybody calls you dictionary, you are the nerdiest person on the planet and your only friend is a venus fly trap plant.

I wish Friday was a day off too.

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:29 pm

I wish Friday was a day off too.

Granted! Your new hours are Mon. to Thurs. and Sat.

I wish that I could have everything I've always wanted in my whole life!

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:33 pm

Valerie100 wrote: I wish Friday was a day off too.

Granted! Your new hours are Mon. to Thurs. and Sat.

I wish that I could have everything I've always wanted in my whole life!

Granted. But remember this goes way back and includes everything you've ever wanted ever...even those things you wanted once but are glad you didn't get.

I wish I had some answers

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:28 am

theia wrote:

I wish I had some answersGRANTED...you can answer any question posed, but now everyone thinks you're a know-all and avoid you like the plague.

Iwish i could go out to my car & find it nice & clean.:driving:

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:41 am

abbey wrote: GRANTED...you can answer any question posed, but now everyone thinks you're a know-all and avoid you like the plague.

Iwish i could go out to my car & find it nice & clean.:driving:

Granted. But it won't start :-1

I wish I had never learnt to play this game (as I can't leave it alone now

)

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:01 am

theia wrote:

I wish I had never learnt to play this game (as I can't leave it alone now

)GRANTED.. you are sat in the corner all on your own picking a scab on your knee instead :wah:

I wish the weather in wales next week to be glorious:-6

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:03 am

abbey wrote: GRANTED.. you are sat in the corner all on your own picking a scab on your knee instead :wah:

I wish the weather in wales next week to be glorious:-6so do i and i hope you have a lovely time!! :-4 ..............i wish we could get some cool temperatures down here in florida.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:09 am

lady cop wrote: ..............i wish we could get some cool temperatures down here in florida.
GRANTED...its snowing a blizzard!

I wish BR to have a wonderful day tomorrow and she gets all that she hopes for:-6

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:20 am

You do. But, sadly, most of it you wish you didn't.

I wish I wasn't scared of big spiders

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:26 am

Well, those spiders keep multiplying, and biting you-forever and forever.

I wish time would stand still..................

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:47 am

You don't have to. Work tells you not to come in. They tell you that you will still be paid. They tell you that they will continue to pay you even if you never come in again. You don't believe them. You question their integrity. They sack you instantly.

I wish I didn't have to go into work tomorrow either

Porpoise · Post by **Porpoise** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:59 pm

theia wrote: You don't have to. Work tells you not to come in. They tell you that you will still be paid. They tell you that they will continue to pay you even if you never come in again. You don't believe them. You question their integrity. They sack you instantly.

I wish I didn't have to go into work tomorrow either

Granted. Your company went out of business.

I wish that I lived in a bigger house.