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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:23 am
by Betty Boop
Wendybird;525567 wrote: Yeah! There is always that one important bit missing! :thinking:


Well, that stands for all men doesn't it?? :D

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:34 am
by Uncle Kram
Hammy, I'm looking for some Independant Financial advice. I have some money available to invest. Not sure who the movers and shakes are in the market at the moment, but would you recommend shares in Duracell or Braun? :-3

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:38 am
by Betty Boop
Hamster;525602 wrote: Both Krammy.....split 50/50 and go for it...........



sshhh....it's a once in a lifetime deal...unless you go for rechargeable!


Personally I think Ever Ready is the way to go! ;)

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:42 am
by Uncle Kram
Betty Boop;525608 wrote: Personally I think Ever Ready is the way to go! ;)
Yeah, those Never Ready can be quite frustrating I would imagine :yh_angel

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:44 am
by Galbally
Pinky;525535 wrote: I tried the old camera in the mirror trick first, but it didn't work too well!:D





I like it, kinda wuthering heightsy, and all 18th century romantic, can we have a clear one as well though please?

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:45 am
by Uncle Kram
Hamster;525614 wrote: Have you conducted a stress test Betty? Or an endurance test here? I suspect your opinion is dubious at best! Evidence please..any appliances that you can vouch for?
We're all waiting Betty :D

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:47 am
by Betty Boop
Uncle Kram;525623 wrote: We're all waiting Betty :D




:p :wah:

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:49 am
by Galbally
Hamster;525624 wrote: She may be a while Gal....she got batteries :D :D


Oh right, I see, so three hours later then. :wah:

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:54 am
by Betty Boop
Hamster;525614 wrote: Have you conducted a stress test Betty? Or an endurance test here? I suspect your opinion is dubious at best! Evidence please..any appliances that you can vouch for?




Endurance test :wah:



Do you know there is nothing worse than geting halfway through giving your teeth a good scrub with the Braun to have the batteries start failing. I religously use the Braun twice a day for an average of five minutes or so. In my independant studies I have concluded that at the end of the day any battery will do. :D

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:56 am
by Galbally
You do realize that as soon as they invent anatomically correct male androids with batteries that last longer than 20 minutes, all the men will be killed don't you? :(

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:57 am
by Uncle Kram
Betty Boop;525644 wrote: Endurance test :wah:



Do you know there is nothing worse than geting halfway through giving your teeth a good scrub with the Braun to have the batteries start failing. I religously use the Braun twice a day for an average of five minutes or so. In my independant studies I have concluded that at the end of the day any battery will do. :D
Screaming "Oh God!" doesn't mean you use the Braun religiously Boops ;)

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:59 am
by Betty Boop
Galbally;525652 wrote: You do realize that as soon as they invent anatomically correct male androids with batteries that last longer than 20 minutes, all the men will be killed don't you? :(


Longer than 20 mins, WOW, when's this happening Gal ?

Don't worry we'll still need someone to squeeze the last bit out of the toothpaste tube, and to go out and buy batteries of course, we'll be far too busy!! :wah:

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:03 am
by Galbally
Betty Boop;525662 wrote: Longer than 20 mins, WOW, when's this happening Gal ?

Don't worry we'll still need someone to squeeze the last bit out of the toothpaste tube, and to go out and buy batteries of course, we'll be far too busy!! :wah:


Well, its not happening while I have my strength anyway. I am against all forms of artificial super-lovers, for obvious reasons.

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:06 am
by Galbally
Hamster;525658 wrote: 20 minutes Gal?? That long?!?


It was just a nice round number, we know whatever we do, its never enough. Hence the androids.

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:18 am
by Galbally
Hamster;525697 wrote: Can androids put shelves up Gal? You know just before I make a decision ;)


Not if you take their batteries out.

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:18 am
by Galbally
Hamster;525699 wrote: What reasons Gal? Please explain! :confused:


Because the rest of us would never get any again, thats why.

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:24 am
by Galbally
Pinky;525722 wrote: This one's clearish.


Lovely. Good hair day alright, very nice. ;)

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:25 am
by Galbally
Pinky;525723 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Nothing like the real thing!:sneaky:


So they tell me. :rolleyes:

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:27 am
by Galbally
Dear hammy, I have to go to some kinda opening party for something, the minister for foreign affairs and a girl who does the travel programs is gonna be there, do you think it would be okay to wear my boots and muddy jeans, or should I dress down for once? I have till about 7.00 pm to decide?

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:32 am
by Galbally
Pinky;525733 wrote: Bighead!!!:wah:

Do they say that as well?:lips:


No, I meant the people who are actually having sex tell me. I dunno if I believe them, but they are always smiling, so they must be onto something.

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:56 am
by Galbally
Hamster;525739 wrote: Definately boots and muddy jeans...what top?


I was gonna go blue. What you think? I should probably wash myself as well, its only fair, he is a minister.

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:57 am
by Galbally
Pinky;525742 wrote: :wah: :wah:

I think I might vaguely remember why they grin a lot:thinking:

Muddy boots should be ok...no socks and sandals under any circumstances!


No, I don't do the sandals look.

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:11 am
by Carl44
what did you have for tea ?



what are the colours of the rainbow in reverse order ?



what is Pluto now its not a planet?



whats a baby pigeon called have you ever seen one ?

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:14 am
by Carl44
do you think we will ever live in cities under the sea ?



global warming wont matter then :-3

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:47 pm
by Nomad
Where is the windiest place on Earth please ?

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:51 pm
by SuzyB
Nomad;526050 wrote: Where is the windiest place on Earth please ?


Sorry Hammy, must answer this, In my living room, Jim boiled a pan full of onions and ate the whole lot!!!!!! :(

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:54 pm
by Nomad
SuzyB;526055 wrote: Sorry Hammy, must answer this, In my living room, Jim boiled a pan full of onions and ate the whole lot!!!!!! :(




buzzer

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:05 pm
by Carl44
i want more hammy ... not more things i want to be more , i want to improve i saw a mid 20's woman yesterday with two mentaly handicapped adults late 30's early 40's she was just so kind and patient such a good wonderfull human being , i was humbeled i want to improve i want to be like that . i have so much on my plate but i'd really like to think in time i could be like that .. is there any hope for jimbo :thinking: :thinking:

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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:09 am
by Carl44
morning hammy are we there yet ,:D

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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:22 am
by Carl44
hammy you are excused from answering your questions today but i expect them answered when your feeling better now go put your feet up and relax woman :-4 :-4 :-6 :-6